0 calories

>0 calories
>tastes good
>filling as hell, perfect for cutting

What's the catch? Does it shrink your balls or something?

mountain dew shrinks your balls

Gives you cancer and suicidal thoughts.

Can increase the speed of balding like creatine (not even joking)

Absolutely nothing wrong with drinking 4-5 cans a day

>ingredients your body cant absorb
>not ultra cancerous

You can only pick one.

It's really fucking bad for your teeth.
Google "mountain dew mouth".

Will it make you fat tho? Probably not.

Memes aside, it destroys your teeth. Probably might fuck with metabolisms related hormones, have no solid idea about this one.

Drink in moderation and youre good to go. Once a week?

If you've acne problems it will fuck your face up

It makes you restless and decreases your serotonin levels. Still I drink it cause I'm just that unhinged.