Have sex for first time in 3 years with girl on tinder

Have five of them. Cb curve, cb6k, htv2, bird mini and a generic small one from amazon.

I lack the poetry to describe with words the depth and breadth of my hate for you, I wish I could hate you to death.

Why don't you take your hatred out on my gf's ass? I'll even get her going for you.

This entire thread is bait.

VANCOUVER

Nah dude. I have bipolar disorder and take meds that make it hard to get an erection. Thought about killing myself but lithium is affective. Mentally I still think about blowing my head off but physically I have no urge to do so.

Just reading the reviews on the cb curve, i doubt it would work for me since i have a very thick cock. We got the cb 6000 but even with lube it didnt fit. Are you allowed to fuck your gf after shes done with other men, or is it strap on only?

fake thread

>if I stop jerking off to masochistic things will my ED go away?

Yes you idiot. Jerking off to porn should be a reward or a gift to yourself.

If you cut masturbating down to twice a week, and once a week to porn, your dick will be diamonds next time you have sex. You'll cum super fast but you'll be so horny that you'll be ready to go again in no time.

Wait this can't be real

I literally thought cuckholding was just a meme and nobody actually got off to that sick, pathetic shit in real life. Hopefully some Bull knocks up your girlfriend and beats the shit out of you losers for being so fucking pathetic

tell me more user

You must have a pretty big dick when flaccid. Using the stocking/leggings method to get the cage on? I can't get them on without using a stocking to pull my dick in to it.
She doesn't actively sleep around, it was just the one time thing 2 years ago but we like to talk about it and RP it sometimes. I haven't had my dick in her since before she cheated, just use the strapon now since I can't get hard anymore. Still jerk to her pics and cum in seconds though.

your dad's a cuck, mate.

>has humiliation fetish
>humiliates himself
Wheres the problem chief

I swear if it's some dumb cunt trying to flirt wit' i'ma sicc' the fucking internet police on your slut ass

Either top quality b8 from but it feels more like a redditor crept through and started post-projecting to fill the thread up with shit

Either way it made me reply

Here's motherfucking (you) because you sound like that NTRPG mc come to life holy shit

No bait here sir

Why do your girlfriends stay with you if they fuck other men?

Companionship.

Why do you stay with them if they fuck other men? Same reason?

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Yeah man the only thing that'll work is nofap + sex, you're desensitized as fuck

I had this except with feet and cheating porn, and overcame it.

The problem is your brain is wired to easily get the release you are looking for from some deviant shit, on top of that you haven't even actually had actual sex in so long that your brains neural pathways telling you to get that release through real actual sex have atrophied. You need to weaken the pathways for the deviant ass shit, and strengthen it for real life sex.

So
1) Do NoFap: you don't have to quit cold turkey, the better way is trying to minimize it to once a week, and then ideally just replacing it with sex altogether. If you fuckup, that's fine, just don't let one fuckup snowball into multiple. In fact, you will probably fuck up occasionally at first, but what really matters is, over a longer period of time, there should be a steady gradual decrease in how often you're doing it. This will make you so unbelievably horny you will be more motivated to go out and actually meet real women, and you will actually be turned on by sex that much more because you're not getting your release any other way. You will atrophy the brain wiring telling you to look at deviant shit, and increase motivation to get laid
2) Get Laid: Now you will be working on building the wiring telling you to enjoy and get release from regular ol sex. At first you may feel awkward at sex, but after so much time of nofap + rewiring, you will appreciate the softness of her skin, her smell, her size, her delicate feminine features so much more, that will turn you on just as much as the weird shit did. Your drive may be shitty at first, you may think, "i used to jerk off 8 times a day, but now i can only go once or twice in bed", this is natural, but the more sex you have the more addicted to it you will become, and you will easily have a ridiculous sex drive that will make you stand out from 90% of guys in no time

>had sex
>couldnt get it up

>put erect penis inside wet vagina without condom
>can't feel anything because of years of death grip dry jacking

pretty sure I feel less like having sex because of this

The biggest indicator of whether or not a man can keep a consistent erection is his level of self-esteem

t. Guy who had the same issue for years

Stop masturbating and stop watching porn until you can get rock hard just thinking about a girl. Should be like 5-10 days max unless you have low T.

This makes sense. When I was skele I could bang my gf nonstop, but now that I'm fat it's a struggle to get hard and I rarely take my shirt off

It's not death grip, you're just small. I've had that happen with some more-whorish ex's

>blames some deathgrip meme and not the real problem

Daily reminder that you have a dysfunctional penis if there are pieces cut off from it

Dysfunctional brain too.
Infants who're partially castrated...I mean circumcised get serious brain trauma.

My penis is 17cm

I am not circumcised

same here; cardio and stopping my cut did it for me

No. You need to quit porn and stop jerking off. PERIOD. And if you fail at it, get back on the wagon and TRY AGAIN!

It's basically 90% that.

Story time
>used to have this issue
>find gf (together for three years broke up due to long distance and some other smaller cracks in the relationship)
>can't cum initially, it hurts her self-confidence a bit but she helps me through it
>eventually have little to no problem
>break up, two years no sex
>move to Hong Kong for work
>cheap, hot hookers everywhere here, it's crazy
>fuck one hooker, just about cum. Do it again a month later and go soft, she says I'm not strong because I can't finsh, pay her and leave without cumming, absolutely humiliating
>go on nofap, fuck hookers every month or so to relieve the cravings (fucking is good for recovery imo)
>cum from handjobs and blowjobs for the first time
>keep losing weight and getting fit, lost 11kg since the start of the year
>bring back two tinder first dates in a row, never done that before, zero problems fucking them multiple times

I'm at the point where I've realised that fucking random sloots actually isn't that satisfying, it's not even worth the hassle. But I literally never thought I'd get to the point where I could have the luxury of realising that.

tl;dr. get Veeky Forums, do nofap, practice on hookers if needs be

Been there

It gets better, nofap really does help with it

It'll be shit a few times, but your body will reacclimatise.

It was worse for me, with my old gf we never used condoms, as she was on the pill and didn't like them so when I started using them with girls it was impossible to keep hard as I just couldn't feel shit.

Thinner condoms help too, just be careful that shit doesn't come off inside her, I've had it happen before, it doesn't do much for the mood let me tell you

Holy fuck, this feels like a fever dream. You faggots are so such weak beta pussies you don't even fuck your own GF. God save us.

ryan?

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maybe you should just find a mistress and lock that useless little clitty up

>three years with zero sex
>suddenly, Tinder sex date
Chances are, this was just a way too sudden departure from what has become the norm for you. Either try to take it slowly, so you're getting used to a female body near you, or try Cialis etc. for the first times and then see if it improves after you got used to sex again.

Try getting a dog or a cat instead.

>dating chubby girl
>libido dies, don't fuck her for months at a time
>develop cuck fetish
>break up with her
>overwhelmed by cuties on bumble
>boners all damn day

Man it feels good to be back

Buy a quality onahole with quality lube and a onahole heater and only jerk off with that from now on. Also maybe try to nofap for a few days. Eventually you'll feel again user.

Read the guide pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

>Q: Which hole feels like the real thing?
A: Rjob’s experience with real pussy points to the Venus Real in Soft as the closest to the real thing. You'll need Onatsuyu lube and a warmer.

basically just buy that. It's the best and less than $100. If you can afford that you have no reason to not have a sex toy.