This guy slaps your ass in the gym locker room

This guy slaps your ass in the gym locker room.

What do you do Veeky Forums?

Leave the premises as fast as possible.

Let it happen

Look at him and say "What the fuck, man?"

Bend over

Report him to the gym manager and get him banned.

What is this

A picture for ants?

Become his student

Yeah looks like ants to me

Is this achievable natty

Thai clinch and knee him in the liver. works every time no matter how "buff" they are

wait 5 years for the roids to kill him

call police and get him arrested! if he was leaner i wouldnt mind....

Mirin bloat
no homo tho

Use cardio skills to outspeed him and kite him around while occasionally attacking him. If video games have taught me anything, he'll eventually fall over from being too tired.

Is it bad if im in a gang and inform the police on everything theyre doing so when the case gets big enough, they go in for the arrest?

Since he can't get it right

Slap his back, give his pecs a squeeze and give him my number

There's a sauna at my gym. Sometimes I like to imagine sitting in there and a guy will walk in. He'll decide to sit right next to me for some reason and, after a few minutes, take off his towel. He'll start rubbing his dick and when it's erect, he'll stand up and aim it at me as he strokes himself to finish. His cum will spray on me and my towel and we'll just look at each other. Depending on how horny I am at the time, the fantasy goes a bit further.

I'm straight though. I don't know why I think of these things.

Tell him he's a big guy.

Yes

Even straight dudes gay-fantasize at least once

Call the police. Harassment is inacceptible
Also start shouting at him

Spread my sphincter goatse style.

Slap his tits and ask him how does it feel

Bend over.

>get ass slapped
>turn around and see that guy
>remember my training in jurassic park
>work slowly around until I reach his bag he left on the bench
>reach in and grab his illegal steroid vial
>He begins charging
>hold up steroid bottle
>he stops, mesmerized
>I wave steroid slowly to the right
>his gaze, locked on the steroid bottle, follows and he leans that way
>bring it back to the left and throw it
>he runs headfirst into locker following the shiny knocking him unconscious

Stay off the gear, kids.

Call the police for sexual assault.

Bite my lip, kiss him, and say no homo big boy.