/fraud/

/fraud/ - 12 weeks long psmf edition

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/ before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

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Reposting my story because I want more validation.

>At work, doing my usual shit.
>See that dude in my office is looking at SARMs stacks on company time/computers.
>He's bring suspicious as fuck, looking over his shoulder every three seconds.
>Just sent him an email saying "Don't forget Clomid" from a generic group email address.
>He's now pacing up an down, computer completely shut down.
>Struggling not to piss myself laughing.

Cmon dude I already said kek what else do you want

I support everyone being happy but you make the hair on the back of my neck stand up

Please talk about why you are like this. I had a pretty awful upbringing but at some point had to decide to find balance between doing things that seem to make me happy and falling in line with societal demands.

In some ways surrendering to society is more rewarding than chasing terminal uniqueness.

I want my father to say he's proud of me.

I have no idea what you mean, "like this". Please elaborate. I'm a pretty normal guy IRL, fairly quiet and unassuming. I'm pretty nice as well.

Tfw got high with dad throughout childhood and now he hates me for being a junky

The old bait and switch

"Cat girls"
You can kind of get where I'm going with that I hope
You are friendly and that is the most important thing, no joking there.

I would hang out with you and guide you to normalcy. Consider PNW adventure vacation boot camp for being a cool guy if you start improving your behavior.

You want me to explain a cat girl fetish?

It's a feminisation fetish given that cats are culturally seen as feminine. So dressing up like a girl with cat like features is adding to their femininity. The same can be said for when they adopt cat like mannerism such as being on all fours, creating paws with their hands and licking. Femininity is submissive and as a male I am naturally inclined to want dominate, so cat girls are just a dominance/submissive thing.

I prefer dominant women.

Tfw no dog girls

I can understand an attraction to dominant women when you can overcome them and dominate them. It's a challenge.

But I'm very into girly girls.

>I'm a pretty normal guy IRL, fairly quiet and unassuming. I'm pretty nice as well.
You mean apart from stalking your ex, crashing into parked cars and flying off into a violent abbo rage every 30 minutes?

Oh forgot to say last thread congrats on the sobriety

I had perfectly good reasons to do all those things.

Are we still going with the abo meme despite knowing that I'm white now?

There's no good explanation for any of that. You should own that you're weird and despicable a lot. Kahuna owns his no core. I own that I'm excessively blasé towards literally anything sexual.

No I prefer that they remain dominant. It is refreshing in a sea of "you can choke me if you want" women.

Thank you my friend

To the guy that told me just to take charge and bot be timid thanks

Just set up a second threesome as well. I am on a roll today woot

Cant imagine the puss i would get if i actually lifted and went on cycle again

Conquering is fun but chokey hos are top tier

>at the gym doing deadlifts
>see a manlet with jacked arms go into the squat rack
>starts doing an ohp
>worst form I've ever seen
>could barely do 5 reps with 30 kgs:DDDDDDD
>constantly looking around to see if anyone has noticed his shit lifts

>I own that I'm excessively blasé towards literally anything sexual.
???

I agree, I want someone who's not afraid to play at my level. A woman who just lays back and lets herself be dominated is so boring.

low-test lanklet here

will i lose all my gains after first cycle? want to just do 500mg test a week with ai onhand / nolva pct. just want to know what to expect afterwards, especially with regards to my neck gains

I'm 23, 6'1'', 170 lbs, training for 5 years

youtube.com/watch?v=5aRx5DhlI88

is the test making my insomnia worse?

Bimbo will literally do anything for money and is therefore calloused to anything that may seem shocking to a normie, like dicks in the ass, sucking cock, puke, scat, armpit fucking, you name it

How do you motherfuckers deal with the raging horniness.

I've been fapping so fucking much cause I'm too stupid to get laid off tinder. But that being said holy shit every time I look at someone I wanna rip their clothes off.

no joke i played porn games

I'm about to do my VERY FIRST CYCLE doing
Tren E 200 mg/ml 1cc a week
Test E 400 mg/ml 1cc a week
to start and then eventually pump it after 6 weeks to 2 ccs each.

Tell me why this is going to be a bad idea?

I don't fuck with scat or puke or blood.

I'm on the verge of fucking this decent looking trap.

I'm going to fucking destroy him.

Everyone else wants to get taken on a date and I just need a hole to fuck.
Godamnit

Get a gf/bf.

3/8, you tried

My gf left recently and getting back into dating has been hard. I'm really just looking to fuck something or find a fwb.

I'm a fairly normal guy, just have some mental health issues.

Dog, you aren't.
I made like 20 tinder matches today alone. That was being picky too.

I am. I think /fraud/ is by far the worst people to judge what is 'normal' given we all inject cattle hormones because of deep mental/emotional issues.

Not really. I mean, yes, in a manner of speaking; however, we know our own.

I'm okay. I just desperately want acceptance and love.

That's relatively normal to desire those things. How you actually endeavor that is beyond #fukt.

Missed the replies from last thread, but this good for 12 weeks first cycle, twice a week pips?

concerned I'm buying too much Aromasin, but can always keep for later...

I don't know how to feel comfortable doing it any other way.

>I think /fraud/ is by far the worst people to judge what is 'normal' given we all inject cattle hormones because of deep mental/emotional issues.

Speak for yourself. I'm going to win the Kentucky Derby

No one is normal

Almost forgot the anadrol my friend
>"b-but reddit says test only"
Without a fun oral you will be drastically underwhelmed. Test only is gay. You're lucky I'm only making you get adrol too desu.
Don't post again until I see your order +anadrol.

Test only rocks.

Says the guy on more than test

350 test p thanks

damn brah, i saw you said 20 matches today, was curious how so, then saw this and god damn you look even better than last time i saw you i think, your physique and tattoos scream pussy crusher, i bet you could have shitty pics and still crush it

Psh the DHB still hasn't even cleared your system quit meming these poor cucks

Doesn't it just fuck with your head that you sell your dignity and masculinity for cash?

That is from last winter. This is two nights ago.
Nah. It's all blood sweat and tears in some capacity. I'm just honest about being a whore and a sell out.

Can't say I admire that aspect of you, it's a bit fucked.

But you do you, you still look like superman though.

got choked a couple times and i was like wtf
no
i man
i dominate
u girl
u submit

I mean if ex FAST still consider me a masculine dude then I'll take their word over /fraud/s. That being said some esoteric fragile concept of masculinity as perpetuated by a Tibetan penis cozy crocheting forum isn't something I strive to maintain.

>armpit fucking
A good armpit is sexy as fuck tho

I'd prob whore myself out if I was a handsome lad and enjoy every second along the way

You have many fetishes don't you?

There's hard and soft limits of masculine. Getting a dick down your throat is definitely a hard limit

Many. It depends on how I feel that day to determine which one I like the most.

That's okay not all of us were meant to puke on a strangers penis for 4K.

More power to you I suppose.
I blame porn for my limited range of attraction.

And you call me fukt.

I don't throw temper tantrums, and I know what I'm good at. Besides it's opend the doors to other better things.

lol
>didnt mention the armpit fucking
nah he can be gay and masculine right?

Temper tantrums or getting dicks in and around my mouth...

Idk if I'm gay. I don't enjoy men, I just like money. All my romantic partners and play partners off screen are women.

Crusader id rather be gay than an immature stunted autism child.

do any of you on cycle here not fap?

I was a fapping addict on cycle, and id still have energy for sex, but now I haven't jerked it for a few months or so and dont intend on it ever again, only getting laid couple times a week, I wonder how doing this on cycle may effect gains, drive and mental health

Have you ever tried it though?

I don't know if that is better or worse than being gay.

So Ive been b&c for 2 years now, haven't taken any HCG yet. Am I fucked or should I just start doing it E6mo starting after this blast?

Fucking crossfitters waddling around a running track....

Nutt in a ho and see

So basically I could have sterilized myself? Is it too late for HCG?

Honestly probably not sterilized yourself. Your motility is probably ass.

How much/long should I blast HCG this first time and thereafter to fix myself?

I couldn't say. I've never fucked with hcg.

As an aside, I love this model/costume me and sent it to a gf so so can be my slutty priestess. She's down to make it.

I still have a free pass to booty call an old ex whenever, be it three times a year or four times a week. the more I pin, the more that number goes towards the latter

>b-but user, fucking an ex, doesn't that get boring?
yes, but she's fairly thicc and desperate, she shows effort... and excessive fapping strains my wrist injury
>do you feel bad because she might want to do this just to get you back after all this time?
kinda
>does that thought keep you from forcing her to A2M and then sending her home at 4am?
haha nope

i wish i had a low self esteem booty call

we dated before I was Veeky Forums (not fat or too dyel, just nothing to write home about) and I improved myself over the course of our relationship while she let herself go (which was one of a gorillion reasons we broke it off). now she's getting kinda thicc too but still the same angsty tumblr fatass inside. oh well.

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don't overdo the hcg dosage or length or you'll become permanent sterile. Can't be bothered to find the source now but it's on pubmed.

this is a great idea but you should also kickstart with some drol and halo to get that strength base

So /fraud/, what were your reason for getting on the gas?

Are you me? I'm in an eerily similar situation except i'm kinda using her to get over the girl after her. And the girl in my case isn't a tumblrina; more like an edgy atheist turned hoe. Fucks like a champ though and lets me finish on her face if I want to do so. Shit is pretty cash

how many years of low t do you think would make you lose bone density? lost a testicle from cancer 7 years ago and just started TRT. went from thinking it's MS, Crohn's, CFS, Arthritis, Just Fuck My Shititis to Low T.

getting a DEXA scan and an MRI of my lumbar. milk does nothing to me anymore, all my joints pop.

I hope I don't have spondylitis or lupus. fuck, I can't sleep.

eh as I said, too much fapping hurts my wrist, and it takes her about as long to drive over (same town) as it would take my picky self to choose a suitable porn to jerk it to. also yes, DAT ASS THO

>not using coq10

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9266524

I say if we aint hurtin anybody no reason not to have some fun. Although I swear if she falls in love with me again or gets clingy i'm gonna be pissed even though i'm basically askin for it to happen

Huh thats good to know.

I repeatedly told her this is just about fucking and there is about zero point zerozero chance of us ever getting back together. she agreed. I know she is brooding behind my back about it, but I am by now legally obliged to not give much of a fuck.

you're talking about leydig cell desensitization which can occur with prolonged large doses of HCG. short and intermittent large doses of HCG are used by fertility specialists to get numbers up and are typically done for 3-6 months in conjunction with HMG and Clomid if you're secondary hypogonadal.

anyway, you're fine.

Seriously if you are not using coq10 when you're on steroids you're fucking retarded. It got so many benefits all backed by science.

And even if you're not on steroids, you should use it if you're past your 40.

what if not getting girls pregnant is a bonus for you when roiding

But I am luckily.
I just keep discovering new things about it.

coq is probably one of worst supplements in terms of QC, though. you're better off getting ubiquinol or PQQ than any brand of coq.

I also recommend resveratrol, if you can afford it.

I see massive bodybuilders get kids all the time. I don't see them go off.


I have read that there was not much difference between ubiquinol and coq10 in terms of effectiveness. I know that ubiquinol is the pure form and that it needs to be converted from coq10.

What i have understand is that ubiquinol will work quicker, but it's not more effective.

im saying you posted a stufy about sperm motility from coq10 supplementation, what if i dont care about that?

Good, because we don't want your beta genetics to be reproduced.

Maybe we should share all the supplements we use on a daily base to keep us self from dying.

I am currently using:

>Heart & Blood pressure
Fish oil, Coq10

Hair and prostate:
Saw palmetto, pumpkin seed oil, keto shampoo & biotin when needed

Cholesterol:
Red yeast rice with monacolin k and niacin

Heart & Blood pressure
Fish oil, Coq10

Hair and prostate:
Saw palmetto, pumpkin seed oil, keto shampoo & biotin

Cholesterol:
Niacin

Vitamins:
Multi-vit sport b&f, Zinc and extra B12

Pretty much the same deal.

your mum does

>What i have understand is that ubiquinol will work quicker, but it's not more effective.
this is about quality, some coq10 supplements are sketchy as fuck whereas you can't really go out of your way to do anything bad to ubiquinol without it being more effort than selling the good stuff

bump

this, plus meme oil stack for hair (I consider it a supplement because I take some of it orally too) and added resveratrol and antler velvet or whatever it's called, I cop the latter for free from a friend so might as well use it. oh and dandelion root. originally for digestion issues as a natty but boi does it help with bloof and bloat on the side

good read thanks user, do you have anymore funny stories?

I am spiraling out of control and I am abusing PEDs to try and make myself worth something.

are the PEDs helping at all?