Veeky Forums approved haircuts

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MPB so I go with the Statham "haircut", also known as "no guard buzzer applied all over".

The best haircut is the one that best suits with your type of hair and shape of face.

who the fuck would approve of this shit? A police chief?

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This but also
This, but im also going to add for one that fits your personality too. Be yourself OP, it's your body, own it.

People say buzz cut is the most alpha haircut, but I honestly think flat top should take the honor.

it makes you look like a fucking cartoon character

I need a guide for that

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Anything else is objectively trash.

That's some Guile shit

Dude he went way too far up on the sides and didnt even blend.
Google 'Beard styles' for pictures of a good haircut ( I know it's a paradox )

>t. manlet destiny
that haircut screams "I'm a man child who can't groom himself!"

>not wanting to look like Duke Nukem

Is a buzz cut alpha? Asking for a friend

You're on some falling down shit

Good haircut if you're big and got receding temples.

anything that doesn't require you putting a bunch of "styling goo" in your hair

Thats true. But what exactly it is? We do not ask the question "what do we not want, styling goo" we need to know what do we want.
5 mm buzz cut?

>short back and sides

I man doesn't have time for anything else in and out at the barbers and easy to maintain.

>tfw wavy brown hair beyond my shoulders

this

Grill?

high and tight is the only acceptable haircut

Nope

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Are you the nigga that posted Geralt yesterday saying that he's your ideal body?

no, i'm geralt

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High skin fade or buzz cut less than 1"

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what size suit does he wear?

Long hair looks good if you the face to pull it off

This, though I do a 1/2 guard and let my facial hair grow to the same length

>no poo is a troll

Stopped reading here, totally retarded.

Im pretty sure thats just a common haircut called iroquis and its a few days after it in the picture

lol it is obviously handmade for his measures

M8, there's literally a geralt in every fictional goal body thread.

On the left.

There's an entire service industry filled with social normies you could bankrupt by shaving off your hair.

Been doing this, lots of attention from grills

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absolute faggot haircut kys

That guy better get checked for type 2 diabetes

He looked better when he wasn't fat.

What is with fat betas and having pouty fishmouth + inverted V moustaches? This is way too common to be coincidental traits

their cheeks and lips contain so much fat that they push the sides of their mouth down.

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Awful fucking haircut 2bh

who is this?
no homo

Whatever you do, DO NOT get a high haircut if you already have a long face. Long face is a beta trait, caused by mouthbreathing and poor tongue/jaw position and a high haircut will just exaggerate it.

By all means, do keep it longer on top but avoid the macklemore full fuckboy cut and don't buzzcut your sides. You are not an anvil-jaw moviestar and getting overly fancy cuts will make you look like pic related

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God damn what a feminine delusional cunt you are

It´s simply the truth of it, being an insecure little bitch and insulting the one giving it to you won't change anything.

Guess we found the horseface

The guy's hair would look ridiculous on anybody

The Uncle Ted

this

Were Nazis all gay?
I think their sense of fashion and hair aesthetics were too perfect not to be.

>poo jew

The Electro

Those aren't Nazis, those are young German schoolboys

Kek, what the fuck are you talking about?

Just pick a hair shape that is the opposite of your head shape.
>Square shaped head
Something round
>Round head
Something angular, boxy
>Triangular/Ovular head
These guys can actually get away with round and boxy haircuts.

The main goal is to have contrast. You don't want your entire head to look like a box or a ball, so make sure your hair and head shape contrast to bring out the best features in both.

The Chad Sharpe

The Guinea Playboy

The Alien Courter

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Dudes 6'4

The JUST

as opposed to you looking like a Star Wars character you fat balding jelly faggot. You know which one I'm implying too

Long face won't fit well with a topcut, how is this so hard to grasp?

Daaaaaaamn that woman is fine

What next? /v/ approved books? Veeky Forums approved music?

I don't come to you meatheads for fashion advice. Stay in your lane.

When your hair is that thick does the cut even matter?

>implying there is a difference

>Any hair looks good if you have the face

>tfw if my hairline wan't shit I could absolutely be pulling that off

fuck

Ok norman bates

pine is balding bro

>a real human bean
see ryan gosling

Ahh, the "wife abuser"

who /manbun/ here

Thats literally a 6/10 in Italy.

literally a 4/10 in sweden

There's literally one answer for aesthetics and it's the clean-shaven full, thick bangs.

>shows you have great hair
>shows you're not a trendy cookie cutter
>adds tons of personality

My hair is like this since I was born and every single girl I've ever been involved with talks about my hair all the time. It stands out because few men can pull it off.

it makes you look like CHAD

getting bald spots?

what did he mean by this?

>tfw get compliments on my thick hair by girls
>tfw they don't realize what's hiding underneath
>a fat ass growing motherfucking bald spot and general thinning all over crown

i know i'm on borrowed time but i don't give a fuck