So, user, tell me about yourself

>So, user, tell me about yourself.

i'm a cool guy
when will she come back to me

I unironically lift for my waifu. I know I love her, but as the way I am now, would she love me?

I am sad neurotic virgin, fourth time in freshman year on Computer Science also I am shit ass salesman who smiles too much to copy with being sad. I lose 22lbs tho. 50 lbs to go.

She will never love she does not exist

of all the times I've been asked this, saying really honest stuff seems to work best
use to say shit like
>well I like movies, always reading stuff online, I like fitness, lifting, cycling, hiking, being outdoors in general is fun ya know
girls didn't really give a shit unless they also did that stuff
now I say
>well I really don't do anything. I work, lift, eat, and sleep. would be nice to do some deranged kinky sex with a girl and then cuddle all night
that works a lot better for thots.

I'm the one who wears the wolf head.

I'm not a frogposter
Kys

I'm what normalfags often call a grand wizard in the church of kek... hey can we skip all of this, grab a bottle of wine... and head back to my place?

>be today
>yoga for the first time in several months(used to take it at uni but stopped after graduating)
>one of the free classes offered at my gym, go after heavy leg day
>walk into class of about 10 people, with a qt in the front of the class and an open spot
>naturally went over and took the open space
>Half way through the session sweating my ass off and having a difficult time balancing
>begin to move into bird of paradise pose
>audibly fart for a solid 1 second
>qt girl only one that hears me
>starts laughing at me
>instructor comes over to help me fix my pose
>walks right into my egg bean and rice fart
>coughs, adjusts me then walks away
>After class qt opens door and holds it for me to come out
>laughter smiling

I can never go back