So im a girl whos going to have sex with a guy who actually has gf. I want him to see that im 100000x times better than her in sex so he difinitely leaves her. It sounds fucked up but i rly want this guy to prefer me.
What things do an average guy want in bed and what should i do to immpress him, im open to whatever (swallow, yell)...
Just tell me what would turn u ON and impress you if a girl did to you suddenly in bed.
Pls take it seriously it will happen this friday.
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Eat the whole ass.
Homewrecker are as scummy as cheaters.
Kys.
Deepthroat
If he's small it should be easy. If not, better watch that gag reflex. And those fucking teeth.
The gf shit is that this guy has been flirting with me several times and me with him. Im going to his place on friday, and hes a horny dude so he wont say no when i lay on his bed.
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>wanting a guy who cheats as a bf
Roasties
I dont know if its big but hes almost 2 metres so proportion says its not small.
I have issues with teeth tho, its rly hard when ur mouth is small.
Any man who will cheat on his current girlfriend for you will cheat on you for the next girl. Just move on from him OP.
Use your mouth on balls and rim him. Do kegels with him inside you. Slap his balls lightly when he cums.
He'll love it. Might leave wifey for ya. Likely he'll just keep fucking you and eating wifey's meatloaf because everybody wants their cake and to eat it too
If you do too much porn/slut shit he's gonna hit it and quit it. To keep a man you have to build up.
Do moan, tell him he's a god, you can't get enough. Slightly sexually aggressive is always good. I've made the most vanilla men into hungry, pussy hungry men.
This isn't fitness related at all.
This, women have terrible logic
curl upper lip over upper teeth, cover lower teeth with tongue. problem solved
>Swallow
>Tickle his asshole
>Make sure to use lots of tongue, but don't go crazy on the head
>Lick the shaft slowly and just tease the head periodically
>Grab his balls right before he cums (FFS not hard)
>Make eye contact
>Stroke his ego and talk about how much of an alpha sex God he is
>If you're on top, don't just hump him, ease into it and torturously pick up the pace until he's thrusting back like crazy trying to go balls deep inside
...
>I want him to see that im 100000x times better than her in sex so he difinitely leaves her.
Good luck getting Jamal to respect you, Latyshawna.
If i do all this is he going to cum too fast? Hes into the no-fap trend shit so i guess he wont last +13 minutes.
>be in bed with guy
>allow him to have sex with you
Done.
it would turn me on if you took this shit to /soc/
Literally just put out
Do the work for him and ride him.
>wants a cheater as a boyfriend
I bet you're one of those retards who thinks she can change a man and will eventually get flabbergasted when he eventually cheats on you.
IMO Deepthroat, no hand use at all, get on your knees, put your hands to the side of your legs and suck it like he's is doing you a favor.
>Just tell me what would turn u ON and impress you if a girl did to you suddenly in bed.
have sex with him
Ride him but don't do that back and forth shit, that fucks up our dicks. Just go up and down and squeeze your PC muscle to squeeze your pussy down on his dick. Let him fuck you doggy. Finish him by sucking him off and swallowing.
Naughty smile would make it better or i should do it being serious?
This
Dumb cunt thinks if a guy cheats he will somehow be struck by lightning and change completely just for them lol.
BTW I hope you get AIDS you fucking whore
>put your hands to the side of your legs
you know they only do that in pornos so the camera has a better angle
>girls don't fear rejection
If women are into it they usually cum every minute or two so that shouldn't be an issue
The worst part about this thread is it made me realize no girl ever wanted to steal me from my gf.
She can leave them up in the air then, I just suggest not anywhere near the dick, I personally hate it, I can do a much better job if thats the case. But again that's just my preference.
>So im a girl
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. POST PICS NOW!!!!!!
Because you got dubs, I'm going to give you the best answer you've ever been given... and without even having to post tits.
In a spiritual sense, men who are engaged in the act are staging a performance for the goddess who is merely symbolized by the woman. To the extent that they please the goddess is to the extent that they please their woman... selfishly... as a play thing... as an object of his own amusement. If you want to aid him has to be EMBOLDENED in such a way that his performance is effective... but this isn't something that can be faked. You'll have to legitimately and unconditionally give yourself to him, as a woman you exist to receive a man physically, spiritually, and emotionally. Don't bother verbally complimenting him on his cock size... worship his cock as he will worship your breasts. Don't bother yelling a bit more... stare into his eyes intently until you are both breathing in the same rhythme... your hearts beating at the same rate... as you're both contributing the same amount. Women serve as the inspiration... the sacred muse... for a man, do not underestimate feminine power as a means to motivate. If you want him you'll inspire him to conquer you.
Feel free to ask further questions... but I think I've been very clear. You'll make this easy for him, but not boring... you'll open the door and invite him in while motivating him to legitimately put in the work to achieve an adequate performance for the goddess (you climaxing).
Should i look into his eyes all the time or only eventually?
That's the dumbest shit I've ever read.
Do guys actually like getting deepthroated ? Feels actually pretty sub-par and the worst part of a blowjob imo.
Why not have the girl suck your tip and pleasure you with her mouth slowtly ? Get it nice and sloppy and make love to that cock.
that comment gave you away my man. no girl would write something so cringy. this is definitely a trannie doing some larping.
I hope you're proud of yourselves guys, you just gave a fag an erection
If u say so... Im just open to everything and this site is anonymous so idgaf if i look whore-ish
hide an 18 inch dildo up your ass, then shit it out on top of him when he's least expecting it
He will only look into your eyes for reassurance, so you'll always be ready for when he seeks it. Men know your capacity to inspire and motivate, and each time he looks at you... you'll communicate this with your eyes and facial expressions which communicate, "yes, this is th best sex I've ever had... don't stop!"
t. virgin
make him feel safe and secure. Attack and break down his insecurities, so he feels like they melt away with you. Embrace him lovingly, after he cums inside you. Stroke his hair, kiss his neck and chest, look him right in the eyes. He will love sex with you.
>source: me and my ex gf
>tfw no gf
Also good, but don't make that face. Women make sex into a beautiful thing, if your man is feeling pressure slow him down and relax him... make him feel comfortable... make him feel welcome... ease his tension... and then release control completely.
Nibble his ear, whisper some kinky shit you want to do to him. Kiss his neck. Guys erogenous zones are similar to women.
Play with his balls when you suck his dick.
Some guys like having their nips and or ass hole licked, that is a little weird for some women though.
He fucked a ton of girls before so i dont think hes insecure.
Should i keep doing things after he cums? my ex turned to sleep almost instantly.
>Nibble his ear
This is a meme and you are a woman. Shut the fuck up and stop posting.
>u
>idgaf
you're trying too hard friend. but I'll leave you to your larping
in fact, you're probably doing a service to guys like who need to get their cringy commentary out in threads like this so they feel like they've talked to a girl about sex
>t. never had a girl do it to him
You'll have to play it based in his actions... if he starts winding down like its over you'll want to make him feel fully appreciated. If he is questioning what to do or is hesitant you can signal what you want.
im trying too hard what? Im not native english speaker so i dont do it 100% perfect.
The conspirative nerd is actually you.
PURGE ALL THOTS
this is some serious larping. just bend over and spread it and touch his balls while he goes caveman on your ass. bonus points for doing it in front of a mirror so you both can see
>had plenty of girls do it to me
>don't like wet ear lobes
I could seriously do without... this is romance novel tier details that don't need to be acted on.
Found the porn watching virgin. Dude women do NOT cum every minute.
Retard
NOt true. People who fuck people in relationships are good people because they are exposing sluts for the true sluts they are
Non-whites please go
>white women
Cringe
anal
biting
oral
yelling
gazing
play fighting
dress up
>jewish movie
>reality
Cringe
Im from a scandinavian country but ok
not in bed, but you should seriously consider cooking for him, or doing other domestic shit like laundry
it'll set you apart from the legions of other millennial girls who refuse to do these things on the basis that they find it degrading
W-what movie is this. I need to research it
Snow-niggers please go back to getting raped by muslims #SwedenYes
skinny dipping
streaking
sucking on fingers
bite lower lip
You're right, reality is worse
>t. abdul kareem jamal barbosa
This is the most boring-ass shit I've ever heard. I don't want some random bitch I'm not even dating to do my laundry.
Unironically if she drools on herself, acts like a cat (all fours, wiggles her ass, creates paws with her hands etc) and is vocal in her submission, cute moans and the like.
>t. virgin
The back of a girls throat is tight as hell.
>england
>police without guns
>women police, without guns
>flooded with muhdick nigger muslims
It's coming to a head, can't wait to see where this goes.
why are you being a homewrecking whore is what i want to know
Beg him to fuck your ass.
back in undergrad i had a girl who would come over and bake me shit the morning after hooking up
at first i had no intentions of ever being more than a FWB with her, until she started doing things like that, and it eventually became a relationship that only ended because i graduated and moved back to the west coast
Nice try, satan. Im going to continue sleeping with whores regardless of their relationship status.
Good question for OP, why do you want him to like fucking you so much?
>asking a roastie why she's a roastie
Baking shit's alright I guess but doing my laundry would be a major WTF.
mfw, new gf uses white vinegar in my laundry
>w-will you marry me?
you're right
womemes will be womemes
>Just tell me what would turn u ON and impress you if a girl did to you suddenly in bed.
Convince me she wants to be with me and me alone and loved me for who I was rather than trying to change me after 6 month.
This is probably the most important thing to me. She also has to be smart and have some direction. Not some tramp who sleeps with men in relationships.
forgot
dishes
laundry
walk the god
sweep mop
shave my asshole
brush my teeth
wipe my ass
wipe my dads ass
wipe my gods ass
wipe your ass
wipe my window
wipe my mirror
wipe everything again
use drugs
dress like a slut
stretch
go shopping
cook food
Army's sauce on your asshole in between him and everyone else in his home fucking you, so you have plausibly deniable lubrication.
Okay, I got a good one for you
>start in doggy
>then kind of sit back so you're both sitting on your heels
>then you bounce up and down while he fucks you
It's pretty good
But tbqh OP, fucking someone who already has a gf is a dead end, and frankly a sign of low self-esteem. Get your own man, it'll be better for your head
what do you think Trump's move will be?
>Convince me she wants to be with me and me alone and loved me for who I was rather than trying to change me after 6 month.
Delete this!!
Crashing this planet
Sucking Putin's dick before shooting an orange golf ball out of his ass for the Kremlin rape squad.
be a virgin until marriage and produce a white child every time he has sex with you
Underrated
Id also add
Keep sucking after he nuts.
If the feeling it's too much and he needs you to stop, kinda like cuddling after but stay much lower than him and just keep it in your mouth just because it belongs there, giving it light stimulation, or just kiss it or something like tanking it for letting you fuck it. Again this is just my preference
Yeah girls who really worship dick are the best.
I dunno, far as I can see there is no "move" aside from shame and refraining from fucking up the middle east further. Jusy needs to stop bombing shit so niggers go back. His committment to "bomb the hell put of ISIS" doesn't leave me encouraged tho.
swallow and then yell EWWWW
Are womemes able to read and determine the difference between random fetishes and normal human sexual behavior?