Heh. Impressive muscles, kid

Heh. Impressive muscles, kid.

But what good are they against my advanced martial arts and sharpened blade?

the tornado that's gonna hit that single wide would probably handle the issue for me

How do we stop him?

*emerges from the shadows*
Well, well, well~
*holds tip of fedora*
What do we have here?
A battle between warriors?
Or a squabbling of unenlightened plebeians?
Either way~
*fedora tip raised, revealing glasses with light shining on them menacingly*
*let the bodies hit the floor plays in the background*
*enters stance*
YOU NEED TO BE PUT IN YOUR PLACE!
*launches waves of compressed-air slashes*

...

So strong my face is
You punch break fingers
Kick me you're limping
Stab me you're bleeding
I am be angerous now

I'm not saying he's from Montana but this feels like a house I'd see in Montana.

>source: Montananon

You may have prefected the art or the sword, but I have refined man’s first weapon.
> also if you’re Veeky Forums you should at least know how to fight

>Or be Veeky Forums enough to outrun a neckbeard with a sword.

>carpet floor
absolutely disgusting.jpg

I honestly don't understand why people likes this are so hyped about Katanas. You are a white male. At least practice HEMA. Nothing beats a good old Mordhau to the dome

Yeah but where’s the fun if you can’t *teleport behind him*

It's a meme weapon, so naturally the weaboos and neckbeards all latch onto that shit like a trap latching onto a dick.

See

Lol now that you point it out I can totally see it
t. Great Falls bro

Good thing I carry a gun at all times. Swords are gay

Kalispell-user here. And glad I'm not the only one who sees it.

That image is pure fucking gold.
I'm saving it and using it until I'm sick of it.

...

Exactly

Amish ppl are allowed to have guns?

Tbh, a weeaboo with a sword is still someone with a fucking sword. I'm gonna jog away from him, he'll be out of breath in 10 seconds anyway

Krumpfhau is vastly superior

on some alpha shit
on some beta shit, but nice meme

thats a fucking italian mobster who had too much pasta retard

Omae wa mou Shindeiru

*the blade stops dead against my rock hard muscles*
*teleports behind you*
*punches you 100000 times a second*
>heh nothing personal kid

*unzips huge erect penis*
>sorry kid, not this time
*teleports behind you*
>nothing personal...

her face... it looks like newt gingrich

HOKUTO! HYAKURETSU KEN

And then

*loosens my trench coat tie* heh...you're about to see
*slowly lets it fall to the ground, exposing my chiseled body and wakazashi on my belt* I've honed my body to wield this weapon with suberb skill
*slowly unsheathes my wakazashi* what's a matter, gaijin? Scared of a razor sharp mind and sword? Surely you're not worried about size *laughs* or are you just compensating for something?

>Take off shirt to show off muscles for for
>Immediately start talking about his cock

Wew

You must think you are pretty fast, but you seem to be mistaken about something.
*drops pair of 100lb dumbbells*
I was actually in the middle of a Famers Walk
*teleports behind you*
Nothin personal kid.

Access or the Peak?

t. Another Great Falls bro

Yeah arya does look like a gremlin

kek

*pulls blade from cargo pants pocket*
*pulls telescopic pole from other cargo pants pocket*
*assembles naginata*
*steps into deep zenkutsu dachi*
~Let it begin~

My gf and I both laugh and walk away

Heh...martial arts...the profession of brutes
*slides fingertips along fedora*
But they are nothing compared to the deadliest weapon of all...
*unsheathes intellect*
me

Heh. We'll see how you well you hit me while I'm in the Chad Stride...

So what do you do against ?

Releases howling rooster screech
*begins performing kata*

This is Veeky Forums, what did you expect?

Well I'm fucked there