Alright Veeky Forums, do these work? More importantly, are they safe? Other problem is I'm ok with my length (~7" or 7...

it does work but your dick doesnt get as hard when you get a boner.

just except you have a small cock and learn to eat pussy. I did and i don't wast my brain on shit i cant control

This. It works because you're literally damaging it. Its an organ, not a muscle.

if you pull on elastic, more elastic is made to fill the tears? damn elastic is a living organism i didn't know

you a dumb fuck

It works by playing off of mens’ insecurities about their penis size and ability to please others in order to generate sales and increase revenue of the product.

please don't
you only have one pening pls take care of it

Do 'roids make your dick grow? Roid whores get mini dicks from it, do guys get bigger dicks?

youtube.com/watch?v=8DWS8uzr1dE

YOUR BALLS GET SMALLER, YOUR DICK LOOKS BIGGER - GREAT, RIGHT BABE

Guys if I would buy device like that in human size and slept in that, would I grow few cm?

youtube.com/watch?v=63N6Z_NDM-E

This should be the theme song for this board.

are you fucking retarded OP?

Can we get some fucking actual fitness related threads here u fucking cucks?

Bump

lol i remember when i was a retard too, you get hypergonadism cos your balls atrophy from not producing test cos your injecting it, your dick gets slighty bigger cos it goes 110% diamonds instead of 100%

Hey bitch boi, stop going on the Internet and talking like you know shit.

Univerisities probably aren't approving studies to make people's dick longer but the companies selling these have done their own clinical trials. Apparently this is how it works: pic related.

Take those rings off and her neck flops over.

I saw something on tv that this device was the only thing that was clinically proven to work, but you have to wear it for crazy hours.

It was like 1000 ways to die or something.

But that won't do the girth, just the length.

Lol no it doesn't. Here we go just saying shit again.

i dont have rings on my dick and it still flops everywhere, but then i get an erection and i can cut steel

if I got similar device in human size and slept in it, would I grow few cm?

well if this shit increases spine length, idk how it works maybe it doesn't, just the space between the vertebrae, theoretically yes

>enough volume will cause cells to fill in the stretched areas.
No, it fucking doesnt, which is WHY people who do this shit all have ED. You're taking a object with the volume of X number of cells and then just stretching the skin and tissue out, but you still have the same X number of cells.

This shit does not, at all, fucking work. Unless the idea of a literal noodle dick that cant get hard is 'working' to you.

>Are there any health risks involved in wearing all of these brass rings around the neck? Wearing the rings around the neck do not elongate the neck. The neck muscles are stretched, yes, but the neck itself is not made any longer. The weight of the rings push down the collarbone and ribs to the point that the collarbone appears to be part of the neck. Obviously this would not be very comfortable and would cause problems sleeping. Other health risks include blood clots, atrophied neck muscles, pain, infection, deformation of the bone structure, and blockage of the blood flow.
>lisaswritopia.com/suffering-for-beauty-neck-rings/
TLDR version; the neck stays EXACTLY the same length

Who's this bitch and what does she know?

>matter can neither be created nor destroyed

Shifting the form of you dick will not increase the mass of your dick. Lengthening your dick will result in that extra length being taken from your current girth.

If the dick is lengthened without reducing girth, it is because the skin has been stretched out, which result in squishy boners; think extreme penis pump use.

You're pretty fucking stupid dude. Especially typing that shit on a fitness board where we literally try to add mass to our bodies. Stop trying to sound smart. It's not your thing.

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you insecure niggers
She won't come back to you because you stretched your dick you fucking retard

legendary insanity right here

The state of this board..

>because mass can be added to muscle tissue it means that mass can be added to all organs

Good job, retard. You can't increase the mass of you other organs without HGH use or substance abuse which inflames your organs.

jokes on you faggot she cant come back if she was never here

that is a ridiculous, reductive argument.

Possibly true. Yet the person I'm responding to (you?) stared his post with:

> mass can neither be created nor destroyed

Like a complete dumbass

Are you actually retarded? When you add mass to your body through muscle training, you're not created new mass; you're moving mass from one source to another. This is why it's important to fucking EAT if you're on a lifting schedule. Holy shit dude.

hahaha holy fucking shit, i think the word you're looking for is "matter" and its also completely irrelevant to this argument.

>mass and matter are different things

Yep, you're retarded. Yes, it is relevant to the idea that you'd be adding mass to your dick but stretching it.

Your already long enough, look into the Bath Mate. Not sure if its permanent or not because I only use it when I feel insecure about my dick.

Effects last up to 3 days, takes 15 minutes to use. Apparently if you use it everyday for 6 months you will make permanent gains but I don't believe it.

Biggest thing is making sure you can always be rock hard so do your kegels daily. Takes 1 minute.

No shit fucker! The whole point is that anyone saying that on a fitness board is just trying to spew some shit they heard in high school physics. It had no place in a discussion about the body. Unless you're about to spout some in depth physio about how the dick can't repair itself, you're just saying shit. Just stop

Yes everyone knows that. The point is why would anyone say that about the dick when we know we can add mass through repair processes? There was no point in saying it except trying to sound smart. Which you're failing at

You can add some scar tissue, maybe. That results in floppy boners.

>do your kegels daily
What? Men can do that?

Oh look, a peer reviewed study ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448

Yea you ever get that spasm feeling under your taint when your about to cum, kegels helps you control that and promotes blood flow to your dick. Its easy and you can do it anywhere.

It's abit tricky to figure out which muscle to flex but google it, once you figure it out its easy.

What is wrong with a curve?

Those don't lengthen the neck, they compress the collarbone

This user is right so no one else do it I don't want you all to be huge like me err I mean uhh yeah.

those neck rings or whatever literally pushes these women's collarbone down to feign the impression of an elongated neck. Their actual neck size stays the fucking same you mong

What the fuck is with Veeky Forums and people e-statting their dick size? You mean to tell me despite years of studies into the matter indicating an average penis size of ~5-5.5" (many of which include large biases due to self-reporting), every person who ever posts about their dick size on this fucking website not only beats the average, but ends up in the probably 90th percentile? Why are all you faggots so insecure about this shit

i got a 6x5 cock

Same. Is this good or bad?

>risking breaking your one-and-only dick because you're THIS insecure
Did you have to get special training to be this fucking stupid, or is a natural talent?

It's above average, but not big.

absolutely nothing. curved for her pleasure if you know any dam thing about the g spot

Does bathmate work?

How do you work your kegel? Do you flex in pulses or just flex and hold as long as possible?

ok ok my cock is only 5.5 in

Just hold for a couple seconds per "rep".

how many reps? what's ur routine?

not him, but hold for 3 seconds then rest 3 seconds and do it for 10 reps, 1-3 times a day.

>not doing kegels
Your me we going to make it kid might as well accept your life long virginity mow

>ITT a bunch of virgins talking about sex they have never had
Top kek

I tried this. Is it supposed to hurt?

No pain, no gain.

And no, it isn't.

It hurts my frenum a bit.

I meant the bathmate btw, not kegels.

Nobody is talking about sex.

Yes, as a temporary pump.

Think of it like going for a sesh before heading out to get that joocy look.

Is it permanent? Not really, maybe on some micro level maybe?

But for that initial expression on their face, it's worth it tbqh.

Just don't go overboard or you'll blow your dick up.

I bought one and I don't know if I'm using it right... Am I supposed to pump while I'm hard or soft? How much pressure should I use?

>Am I supposed to pump while I'm hard or soft? How much pressure should I use?

The tl;dr is that, officially and for novices, it should be soft. As you get a better handle of it you can try to get maybe a 60% chub, then 80%, then 100% (DO NOT DO THIS UNTIL AT LEAST AFTER FOUR MONTHS, I'M SERIOUS).

Pressure levels are about what you feel you can take without causing pain. Strain, tension, and pressure are the words that best describe how it should feel. Pain is a no. A good guage is it should stay on if you take your hands away, and you should be "fuller".

I'd post a picture of how it might look post pump to better illustrate the point, but I don't want to get b& again :(

Thanks.
There are pictures on goodlookingloser.com and other places so it's fine.

>being so fucking insecure about your penis size that you have an above average length dick and normal girth and you want to possibly damage it to make it bigger

OP you are such an autistic virgin

How much more girth and length do you experience immediately after pumping? How long have you been using it?

yeah what's the point of having a big cock when all i do is fuck my own hand

Please respond.

I'm 8x5.9. I only had sex with two chicks tho. Both said my dick was big and but I don't know I guess I need to fuck more women to know the truth.

>on shit i cant control
Took me years to come to term with not having a porn star dong. Learnt that lying about it doesn't get me anywhere because eventually the truth comes out and now I have an average peen and I'm a liar. Bar sloots didn't care though

Some people curve sideways

feels good to touch a big cock

>hurr durr why are you insecure about your dick size lol just be happy with what you have
>board dedicated to increasing the size of your body

Bigger dicks are more aesthetic, deal with it.

the dick is the one thing you can't enlarge without doing damage to though
jelqing is literally stretching the spongy tissues in your dick beyond their natural capacity and can lead to damage

Oh look, a bunch of scientists I've never heard of doing a pointless study. You showed them user.

Do you have one?

How many research scientists can you name?

>ever trusting company funded "studies"

Fund this.
*grabs dick*

sometimes

You not knowing their names is not an indictment of their work.

>risking breaking your dick

>small dick nobody will ever touch
>potentially big dick that somebody will touch

if you break it you can accept your place as a limp clitty sissy

I'm about that size and I gave the one girl I had a relationship with fairly consistent multiple orgasms through penetration alone after a few months of sex to get the rythm and technique down. You'll be fine.