How do I make my Oathmeal dense but not dry?

How do I make my Oathmeal dense but not dry?

Also do I use water or milk?

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>not eating it raw

I found that cooking on the stove is better. Also stirring regularly helps

I would but I heard you barely digest it if you do that.

Whenever i eat oats, as soon as i pour boiling water in ive got like 5-7 minutes to eat it before it just becomes gross. I've found the key to tolerable oats is eating it quickly

Use steel-cut oats instead of rolled or, mill half in a food processor. Cook longer. Enjoy your soupy gruel.

>dense
Behold, oatmeal in brick format brought to you by your favorite hatrack.

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>accidentally eat oathmeal instead of oatmeal
>am now a sworn servant who is obligated to squat for eternity in service of an inter dimensional gains god
they should package this shit so its more obvious what im eating

Why does that guy speak like that. And what's wrong with his body?

>non fat milk

stopped watching there

Quaker rolled oats, 200ml of milk per 40g of oats. Then cook this shit

Use 1/3 milk, 2/3 water.

>eat oathmeal
>now bound to drink whole milk only
I never asked for this.

Because he speaks like that and because he's 60

>oathmeal
Use either KJV or DR oaths for what you want.

KJV preferred desu

fucking newfags leave

>3/4 cup rolled oats
>2tbsp ground flax
>1tbsp ground chia
>2tbsp vanilla whey
>stir up and add boiling water to an inch abover the line of dry ingredients
>cover with plate and let sit until cool
>devour

god bless sanderson

what is this?

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Anderon is the Veeky Forums of christian pastors

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he also runs barefoot