How do I know if I am getting mired?

R u me?

Need help desu
Girl sent me a pic of her ass and tits on snap, then stopped snapping me back, what did she mean by this?
Also any good isolations for core,? especially ones that help with turning direction.

Everyone in here is wrong, most girls are way too shy to initiate eye contact.

>If you walk by a girl and she smiles:
Obviously miring, or you don't look creep

>If you walk by a girl and she's texting:
Not miring, or didn't notice

>If you walk by a girl and she stares directly ahead, makes no eye contact whatsoever:
99% chance she thought you were cute.

Think about what you do when so see an attractive girl, do you drool out of your mouth and stare directly at her? No you avoid eye contact and stare straight ahead to pretend like you don't notice her so you don't look like a creep.

imagine how creeped out girls would be if they were standing around chatting somewhere, and they notice for 5th time in 10 minutes someone looking like AlphaDestiny strolling by clearly eavesdropping

But if she was mirin you then your delusion was the delusion and the nice situation would’ve given you the balls to approach

>Implying I don't do that with everyone

what about a girl that greets you then immediately looks down to the ground?

sometimes people who you thought were good looking turn out to be ugly when you actually look at them

Not even next to them. Obviously just passing them on my way to class

>he thinks they mean that type of "big"

I need this help too. I'm shit at picking up looks from people. Only started to realize when my parents and friends told me that they keep catching girls that are obviously miring. What do.

>inb4 your parents are just being nice

“We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

We don't know, and likely neither does she.
Knee raises, crunches, and russian twists.

>my cool glass of lemonade
every time

thank you user

>If they stop talking just as you pass, then they sre miring.
Never thought about it, thank you user, I will stop listening to music while I am walking for a few days.

I'll take things that didn't happen for 500 Alex

>caring what subhumans (women) think.
Sex robots can’t get here fast enough.

I keked at that part too
Wait is this a pasta?

You are welcome user. Also if they are adjusting their hair then that is a good sign too. This isnt as definite because girls fuck with their hair all the time but it is likely when they do it just as they come into view of you.

I'm not baiting and I'm not being an asshole, this is sincere advice:

Long hair does not look good on a guy. Full stop.
Very few men can pull it off, and those guys have such a good face that short hair would be as good or better on them. Stop sabotaging yourself and get a proper haircut.

t. I used to have long hair.

it's from his old PUA manifesto

>If you walk by a girl and she stares directly ahead, makes no eye contact whatsoever:
99% chance she thought you were cute.

Think about what you do when so see an attractive girl, do you drool out of your mouth and stare directly at her? No you avoid eye contact and stare straight ahead to pretend like you don't notice her so you don't look like a creep.

that, and its a bitch to clean and makes your morning routine more similar to that of a woman

My sides!

what's your opinion on medium length hair like pic related?
>tfw constantly had people complement my hair before I tried getting it cut short so not sure what to think

I look from the bottom up, obviously, and give them a smile when I get to the face. Hoes like that shit

i suppose you like WARM lemonade?!
fuck outta here...

Anyhow, here I am having a nice chat, when suddenly this Lebanese chick decides to barge in on my conversation.

She looks at me and says “You sound like you could be a guy on the radio”.

I thought this was kind of random, but I replied with “Oh really? That’s interesting. Although I’m not a guy who speaks on the radio, I do engage in online videomaking and public speaking. Perhaps this is why you would say such a thing.”

When I’m done speaking, this woman puts on a smirk.

“So you’re the big man, eh? Think you’re tough? How about you show me how to act like a man?”

At this moment in time, my nutjob radar went off. How come I always have to land on the crazy ones?

“Why do you care, and what do you want to know?” I asserted.

She pauses and starts giving me hard eye contact. “Give me some body language tips. What can you teach me?”

Playing on to her little game, I state “Well, I can tell from looking at you that you are quite comfortable in your own skin”.

Before I can finish my sentence, she cuts me off. “What makes you say that? You’re a mind reader now?”

I smile, and gaze directly into her pupils. “You seem quite intruged by me, you know that?”

Not even a second later, this girl is letting me have it. She’s screaming and bitching like there’s no tomorrow. “You’re so cocky! Who the hell do you think you are? You honestly think I’m attracted to you?”

Without flinching or getting upset, I calmly say “Listen lady. You’ve been giving me hard eye contact since we started, you’re extremely close to me, and you’re still standing here. If you didn’t want me, why the fuck are you still talking to me, and why are you wasting your time AND mine?” I point in the distant, and continue “If you want me, that’s cool. If not, then fuck off. I don’t need to talk to you. There’s a good 20 women all around me. I got options.”

This.

not the same user, but again like he said, only select people can pull that off. Better to play it safe with shorter hair.

So... you're saying I shouldn't grunt softly and stare unblinkingly into her eyes?

But more importantly how do you react to mores/flirt when your parents are next to you?

If a girl is cute or naturally good looking, my Fedora neck beard autism pops up and I either glare at her with contempt or pretend to not notice her out of contempt.

If she's good looking because of something like cosplay, makeup, clearly athletic figure, or anything that speaks of conscious effort, I will make it very obvious I'm drooling over her.

Surely women do this too, surely women are turned on more by signs of conscious effort and dedication than they are by the appearances of casual Chads who live life on easy mode.

did he really say that?

>99% chance she thought you were cute.
well fuck i guess every girl thought i was cute. in reality user women literally dont see men unless they are directly in front of them. they just didnt see you.

I actually don't know the source of this but I assume so
>Although I’m not a guy who speaks on the radio, I do engage in online videomaking and public speaking. Perhaps this is why you would say such a thing.
This is something only he would say lol

Here are some pro tips for you guys.

Girls aren't like guys, they won't compliment your gains out of nowhere like guys do. But they are checking out men twice as much as we check woman out.
Knowing if she's checking you out is easy. If you make eye contact with a woman she'll most likely look away fast. But if she looks back again at you within 45 secs you can almost be certain that she is checking you out. Her first glance noticed something she might like, the second glance is to check you out properly, look at your clothes, posture, height, face, build, etc. Most woman decide in this moment if they would fuck you.
You can see if she's very interested by making eye contact a few times. If she starts putting her hair and clothes better after she notices you looking she defiantly is interested in you. It's a subconscious action they do trying to make themselves more pretty and desireable for a potential mate (you).

Idk.

Today at work a guy asked me my name and phone number for his fucking daughter. He said she was interested in me. I asked him how old she was. She's 16 and I'm 25... Felt awkward af her whole family was looking and listening while I was rejecting this girl through her dad, she looked embaressed af.

if I look at her and we are instantly making eye contact 2 or three times I'm convinced its not a coincidence but still never say shit cause of pic related

What should I do if I think a girl likes me who im not interested in? Shes just that nice religious type and I cant tell if she likes me or is going to bait me into going to church. Not to be edgy, but im a vulgar asshole around everyone except her, and since she doesnt really know me that well I feel like im leading her on or something.

What the fuck country do you live in that some girls dad would try and set you up with his underage daughter? Are you literally the Chad of Chads?

>Not to be edgy, but im a vulgar asshole around everyone except her, and since she doesnt really know me that well
sounds like one of those unironic times to just be yourself bro

I think I could pretty easily get a gf if I wanted to; I've had women openly flirt with me. The problem is I'm a huge fucking weeb so the relationship would last 2 weeks at most. What's the point?

/blog

This is most definitely considered long hair on a guy not ""medium"" and can only be pulled off with a 10/10 face a high social skills. If youre just starting out get a trendy shirt haircut

haha this cant be real

Yes, all this is on his site

Belgium.
Idk man I'm just a waiter. I'm really friendly and charming towards my costumers. I also look fucking good in my white shirt. I'm also pretty sure she asked her dad. He said she asked to ask me and got she got redfaced af.
I actually have 2 underage girls chasing me, I just avoid them to avoid temptation.

This wasn't my first encounter with underage

it was on his site, he removed it

This is one of my problems as well dude. I guess I should just get a hobby or something instead of shitposting here all day..

You should have negotiated for at least a goat.

>get beautiful curly blonde hair all of a sudden
>Get compliments even though I am a lard ass

Maybe you just have shit hair

My wisdom is this:
The jokes about girls expecting guys to be mind readers are not a meme, they are rooted in reality.
Girls mire by trying to get you to mire.

Most are really good at subtly improving appearance and seeming open to flirting with you, but some suck at it and you can see them worrying at hair or moving shirt/bra around when you're "looking away."

Just be sociable and don't jump immediately to thinking that they're flirting. Let it work itself out, most people you'd actually enjoy being around probably aren't out there at clubs fucking the first guy that talks to them.

Unironically get into a well compensated professional graduate school (law, medicine, MHA, MBA) and there will be plenty of girls who have as much of a romantic life as you and haven't taken a cock carousel. Maybe one serious bf in the past, max. And they won't be vapid sluts like the girls you meet on the internet, in UG college, or on the bus, or wherever the fuck you people go to meet chicks.

nigga thats long not medium

cut it

yes

>even though I am a lard ass
no

>m'lady

>tfw within the last year or so, I've picked up an autistic habit of staring at girls I find even mildly attractive
>Not like full on gaping stare, but if they're in my field of vision I'll check them out for noticeable increments, sometimes like 3-5 second stares
>No subtlety whatsoever; sometimes I'll turn my head or check girls out walking
>A lot of the times they meet my gaze
>tfw most of them probably think I'm some super weirdo creep

On the flip side, I'm also pretty handsome, but sort of like pic related. The weird part is since I do this so much now I can immediately tell when random girls are checking me out and giving me the same kind of stare down. In the last couple days I've caught some pretty cute girls doing it to me. Being a handsome sperg is a trip, you guys

>t. had long hair and didn't do very simple maintenance so it looked like shit and if I couldn't do it then it must mean no one can

I wouldn't say it is miring, they just noticed you. I pause my conversation also when I pass someone on the street who I feel the need to 'recognize' in some way. Vibe, body language, gait whatever.

You are literally me

One day in the subway I saw a 9/10 and trying not to be this guy I looked at her only once and she was staring at me, then she rapidly looked to the other side, then I gave some time and looked again trough the glass and she was miring again, that felt too good to be true, this went on for some time till we both got off the train.

Maybe is just my delusions, but I think this time was different.

Have a different question

How do I talk to girls if they are miring(not for being fit). Girls have shown interest but I'm always to nervous and beta and never know what to say. I know I can't carry a convo so I just miss opportunities. A couple girls have approach me and I dont even try to take it further and just leave

Is it possible to make social gains at 21 or am I fucked. Just want a partner

>tfw girls are intimated by me
>h.s. linebacker build
>covered in tattoos
>beard
When I am at the park doing some cardio women and men stare at the ground as I pass by.

When I'm not in workout gear and dressed my usual Veeky Forums self, I get a decent amount of mires.

>tfw I'm not a serial killer I just like tattoos and beards

Give a recent scenario that youve been in, that your autism flared up and caused you to drop the ball.

I'm trying to fix it. I'm gonna make a point of only checking out girls in peripherals after the initial first look.

this was me like for a while until a few weeks ago until I was just like fuck it I know for a fact these girls are looking at me so I'm gonna talk to them and now I have a bunch of girls that think I like them but really I just wanted to see if them looking at me meant anything.

You are most likely not handsome, probably average at best. Your mind tells you you are handsome to make you cope.
Elliot Rodger used to think he was handsome.

Elaborate faggot, how did you approach/what did you say? How did they react?

You may be gay and too scared to admit it

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Nah man, I'm actually handsome. Been told by plenty friends and strangers that I'm hot/attractive, that I should molde, etc. I've gotten laid before. One of my friends said behind my back once that all the guys should stop hanging out with me because I'm too handsome and I make them look bad. My best friend calls me Rico Sauve. I'm actually pretty strict in terms of looks, but I know I'm pretty set.

If they're looking at you and they like you then they'll probably walk by themselves after class hoping you will talk to them, or at least they did in my situations. If they do this i'll go and say hey what's up and then mention something that's relevant to whatever we just did in class or like maybe how hard or easy the homework was or something, and then I'll introduce myself and ask if they ever want to study at the library and if they do they should give me their number and so far no one hasn't

Wow so now what, you're gonna maybe hit up half of those numbers, study with them maybe twice, then get friendzoned? Excellent strategy

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You don't actually study with them dumbass. They wouldn't have give you their number if they didn't want to fuck or at least get to know you. You go there and basically just talk to each other.

Not him but you have to start somewhere. This is how most friends are made in college if you're not in a frat.

>Implying girls don't give numbers out even to betas they don't want to fuck
>Implying they won't friendzone you after you just talk/do some minor studying anyway

>I've gotten laid before
>I've been told I look like a modle
something isn't adding up...

dude listen you have the wrong mentality about it. Girls aren't that much different than guys. Would you study with some random ugly bitch? Probably not, and girls feel the same. Also if you don't want to get friendzoned then you need to make your intentions pretty clear early. Be flirty and don't try and take things slow because that's not what college is about.

yea I don't understand like if you're so confident in your looks while talking to us on this site why can't you be like that irl then you'll get pussy

What isn't adding up nigger? The whole point of my first post was that I was handsome but socially retarded

>tfw I did study with some random ugly bitch this semester because she initiated it and I wanted to be nice
Don't you think some girls feel that same way? I understand that second part though. Not saying the whole theory behind this approach is bad or anything, but I feel like if I were to try it I'd just hit a brick wall

DELET

You should see me at parties. I'm Chad-lite for an hour or so until I get way too drunk, then nobody will go home with me, so I made out with 5 girls all for a hangover and three numbers in my phone that won't text back anyway.

>tfw id legit have married this girl if she didnt fuck on film for money and stick rubber duckies up her ass and shit them out

What i remember whenever any girl gives me a compliment

Fuck. most recent is a girl is sitting with her friend in the bus. I think the friend is talking about how she met guy on a dating site. the bus clears up on a bus stop, her friend is one of the ones that leaves. We make eye contact and says "you can sit down" or something. She asked how I liked her conversation with her friend. Make awkward response like I wan't really listening and say "eh it was ok' or some stupid shit. We talk about school and she asks me how i meet girls, I think mentions how it's lucky if a girls approaches you. I was thinking she definitely wants me to ask for her number, since she keeps continuing the conversation. I kept searching for the correct time to ask her would, but then
>well this is my stop, it was nice talking too you

I should have said she seemed really nice and asked for her number

I want to die

Some girls feel that way but the thing is, when you approach them and get their number you need to be or at least act pretty fucking alpha. I'm not really a chad personality type guy at all even when I actually hang out with these girls but at the time I'm asking for their number I make it seem like I don't care whether or not I get their number.

I actually understand this since I was like that my freshman year but basically just don't get drunk. Get buzzed and keep it going since it basically gives you the drunk confidence without the drunk everything else.

meant for
sorry for not proof reading that shit.
That was most recent but not the one I regret the most though

I'll give it a shot, the problem is that I'm a huge binge drinker, and the second I have a drink in me I just wanna keep going until I'm like two shots from blacking out

Just find out what it takes to get you buzzed and then how much it takes to get you drunk and try to stay inbetween that. Just think about how dumb drunk people look doing literally anything even just standing still. Shit looks weird to pretty much every girl except for the super trashed ones.

Damn stop bro, I have enough guilt about getting trashed as it is. You're right, I gotta chill with it. Sloppy drunk with the boys and alone, a nice buzz for the parties?

Ilisnt there a caption response to this saying creeper got it going on while user is the cancer?