ITT: post your weightlifting catchphrase

if you want to get big muscles then you have to lift heavy weights

>I have no shame starting small!

This is the one that kills me

C-can I work in? N-no? Ok I'll just pretend I needed to do a different lift anyway

>easy
>*large breath*
>SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>if you want to get big muscles then you have to lift heavy weights
Wow I think I know you irl

"Why am i even doing this?"

SNAP CITY

>sieg as I begin the rep
>heil as I push the rep and finish it

>IT IS MERELY A LEGUME

>FUCK HEEEEER

For the Emperor

I hate that bitch, i fucking hate that fucking bitch, I HATE THE BITCH WHAAAA!!!!

anyone else self insert as a shonen anime mc on his training arc

*deep breath*
Let's get to work.

I hate my life

I like to pretend I'm phil anselmo during a concert...

....At the library.

Kaywhyess

Shit just got real

>88
>Phil Anselmo
kek

Hahaha, yea.

:)

tee bee aych

Not very much mass, child!

>down from 15% fatty to 14% in one month

Can the producers montage this shit or something

ARRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

BEHOLD MY DEMONS

Everyday is cheat day

Oh god what am i DOING

"you're a weak manlet autist. Lift that weight and maybe, just maybe you will have a reason to live"
Then I proceed to lift that weight. Still found no reason .

my back hurts

Not lifting, boxing
"sorry man, i hit you a bit too hard"
HIT ME HARDER NIGGER"

EVERY PERSON WANTS TO BE A BIG GUY BUT NONE OF THEM WANT TO HOIST THESE HEAVY LOADS

THIS ISN'T EVEN NOTHING BUT A PRINGLE

YESSSSSSSSS FRIENDO

*internal screeching but looks at everyone and is silent"

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
I just coined this catchphrase yesterday! What do you think?

"You're gettin there"

I unironically say this to myself as I look in the mirror as I lift. Sometimes I shuffle around and say under my breath "we're all here for the same reason" because sometimes I feel self conscious like other people are judging me for being so weak

>tfw no gf

EVEN WHEN YOUR HOPE IS GONE MOVE ALONG MOVE ALONG JUST TO MAKE IT THROUGH

I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain! One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night filled mountain, in itself forms a world.

The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart.

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

"GROOOOW BITCHHHH,,, GRAAAAAOOOOOOOOOWWW!"

GROW GROW GROW

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON

when im about to do a heavy set i think of ronnie coleman saying LIGHTWEIGHT BABY YEABUDDEH NOTHIN BUT A PEANUT and i go for it

Nothing but peanuts

"LIGHTWEIGHT BABY" during pullups.
Its not even ironic because im around 55kg.

Chama chama chama chamelion!!!!!! You come and go, you come and goooooooo!!!!! Yeahhhhh
This was a good workout oh yes it was. Oh no it was just one set and i need to do more sets. Let me sing that chama song to get more power and finish this workout. Yeah!!! This song is good and now i am Lifting!!! Oh no that was a long breake. Now hurry up!!!!

Chama chama

OHH I'M CUMMING I'M GOING TO CUM

"Feelin fit buddy?"
"Yeah, im a lucky guy"

>and your other weight

"It's piss it's sick it's revolting it's insulting okpissoutbye"

FUAAARRRKKKK MY RIBS

>be me go to gym connected to a pool
>qt receptionist ask hey user going for a swim today?
>''every day is gym day"
Now every time I see her she just says every day is gym day eh...

> DAVAI BLYAAAAAAAA
>"inhales"
>TERPI CYKAAAAAAAA

GOODNIGHT GOSH DARTMOUTH

>referring to 45 lb weights as "cookies"
Aight lets load up, how many cookies you want?

>stop using brain and move weight
>move weight up
>move weight down
>move weight up
>move weight down

>failed a rep
Bro you just need to work on your form

I like it

>Be in the middle of set,
>starts getting hard
>"wft Do I Even Lift??!!"
>LAST REP FACE ON FIRST REP

>tfw no gf
Always before lifting heavy ass deadlift
Also lift heavy ass feels

>"Would you be struggling if she was right next to you?"

>"If she was working out with you would you let her see you struggle"

>"You're better than fat people. Lifting this weight is what divides you"

EASY FUCKIN PEASY CMOOOON

FUCK YOU JAKE

college?

u

whenever i see someone on roids i say

>natty as fuck

I like to think "fuck you,gravity" sometimes when I lift.

Fat people lift weights too dumbass. Just look at powerlifters.

sometimes you have to make sculptures because you are both man and chisel

I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

it is a possibility

I like to imagine someone flooring a very large, very high performance engine at the bottom of a rep.

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

[angry grunting]

Heavy weights, hot dates

cheat on girls, not on curls

WHERE IS SHE WHERE IS SHE
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WHOLE WIDE WORLD
youtube.com/watch?v=IX4-1v4mEws

I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!