Ur in the locker room and this guy slaps ur ass. What do?
Ur in the locker room and this guy slaps ur ass. What do?
Slap his ass in return
No-homo locker ritual
Flex a 'cep and tell him to get lost.
Spread my bussy for him no homo
bend over in front of him, insert my penis into my own ass, begin pissing and screaming until it flips out of my ass and flicks piss all over his legs.
Then continue about my day like nothing happened.
...
....a-ask routine.
well that was an interesting read
get laid homo
and then backflip out of the locker room
This reads like original /b/.
>Turn 360 degrees
>moonwalk into sauna
>die a fuarking legend brah
Bend him over and ram him in the shower.
Say no homo afterwards so it's not gay
shit myself to assert my dominance
this. i would give him some heterosexual kisses as well, we might as well practice
>take his dick out
>start voraciously sucking it
>make him cum in my mouth
>drink all of it for proteins
>steal all his gains
That'll show him who's alpha around here
gag him with my fat cock
>Ur in the locker room and this guy slaps ur ass. What do?
I reflexively spin around and punch him full force in the FACE. Attacking me from behind is a trigger.
Laugh and think nothing of it.
I know I have a joocy ass, but I'm not a faggot.
Smile, nod, "yeah i'd eat my own ass too"
Thank him for prepping my injection site, then probably inject him too.
Top kek bro
Tell him his haircut is terrible as I bend over and prep for his dick
whoaaaaaaaa
>aggressively slaps ass back
>nothing personell kidd
>pin him against the lockers with my ass
>turn around and tongue kiss him while grinding on his cock
NO HOMO XDDDD SO FUBBT HURHURHURYHHUHRTJJHH LOOK AT ME I MADE THE EAME JOKE FOR THE 599947373839483TH TIME IT NEVER GETS OLD BECAUSE WE'RE ALL 16 AND LIFE IS AWESOME AND REUSING THE SAME JOKES FOR THE MILLIONTH OF TIME IS STILL SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA NO HOMO NO HOMO HEEHEHEEEEE I LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME BECAUSE IM SUCH A HAPPY FAGGOT