>be Veeky Forums and in uni >think im good looking, have nice physique >playing spin the bottle one night at a party >girls agree to special rule that if it lands on me they just have to give me a high five instead of a kiss
im considering an heroing
Jeremiah Lewis
Post face and body
David Miller
Let us see that mug, OP.
Dominic Smith
You know what we're Gonna say and you know you'll do it eventually so
POST PICS
Mason Murphy
im lying in bed holding back tears. so no. also im not going to wake up my roomate
Grayson Sullivan
post your FB pic
if you don't have a FB you are likely beyond sperg
Nathaniel Carter
i don't have any social media
Justin Ward
Get off my board you ugly Manlet fag
Tyler Wright
the girls already hurt me enough. there isnt anything you can say to me to cause me pain that i cant withstand
Josiah Bennett
Then stop posting right now because saying you're Veeky Forums and good looking is an empty claim without pics
saged
Charles Nelson
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Ryder Nelson
why the fuck would you let some bitches with the IQ of a fucking nigger from somalia make you cry? fuck is wrong with your head cuck? Be confident around those sluts, the mind of a fucking bitch is amazingly hilarious.
At least ONE of those girls there wanted to kiss you, but one friend might not like you so they all went "yea we're gonna do this thing" and the girl that likes you went along with it because A she just doesn't know you well enough to say no to her best friends and B she's a pussy.
Stop being such a bitch dude, fucking get rid of that cuck, beta mentality, the second they said "we're gonna high five him" you should have told those bitches "i have enough friends" and left instantly, that would make you desirable to the female brain,
women do not give two fucks about looks as much as the energy and confidence you give off you moron
I was fat as fuck in school but confident and i still got every single girl in my class except for the skinny nerd bitch who was the smartest of the girls to like me and 2 of them sucked my dick with my fat stomach on their fucking faces in the guys bathroom
so fuck your cucking behaviour, grow the fuck up
Chase Anderson
its alright bro. fuck those stupid sluts anyway, who cares
dont give it any mind, men arent supposed to be pretty, theyre supposed to be tough, man up and stop crying
Tyler Miller
this dude is legit right tho, the fact that you let this happen is embarrassing.
Jonathan Gonzalez
>2 of the them sucked my dick with my fat stomach on their fucking faces
Elijah Mitchell
You might think a little too highly of yourself. If you're in uni playing spin the bottle and they literally change the rules so they don't have to kiss you, you are not good looking. Simple as that.
Brayden Jenkins
they mightve just been teasing you, you autist
David Stewart
OP we can't give you advice if you don't show us the face and body. We're going to make it through together m8, but you have to work with us. We're here for you man
Juan Diaz
That being said, grow a set and show em
Alexander Morris
>think im good looking Huge mistake buddy boyo
Luke Walker
>at dinner with workmates >dinner ends and a workmate invited me and 1 other to meet up with his friends >2 qt3.14 grill >they invite everyone to the club except me i dont know how im still alive
Michael Walker
Are all of you faggots so new that you don't recognize that this is pasta