Fingered my date in the movie theater

>fingered my date in the movie theater
>got hit on by two gay guys on the way home

Guys, I think I made it

Nice blog my man
Now kill yourself fucking faggot

Pics of your date?

>didn't finger the two gay guys

You haven't made it.

Was it a first date? Is this okay to do on a first date? pls help bros going to movie later on my first date ever
t. 19/yr autist virgin

congrats man enjoy the success you've been working for, now on to even greater heights!

you will realize if she wants it. Rule of thumb is: Don't do it on the first date. And for the love of god, don't do it out of nowhere. Only if you are cuddling and she places your hand there or something.

Don’t

Noted, you just saved me from an awkward greentext story

op here. it was first date. but it was tinder

>fingered my date
are you in 8th grade?

look this is what happened.
>sitting together
>most theaters (if you pay for imax or dolby) have comfy chairs where you can move the seat dividers)
>our chairs are now joined
>at first our knees touched (initial contact must be small)
>over the course of five minutes I discreetly move closer (blade runner 2049 is 3 hours long, and has pretty good sexual stimulation)
>I put my arm down
>just so happens to brush her leg
>making moving my fingers a bit so I very subtly feel more of her leg
>I make an excuse to make hand on hand contact (they were pretty much right next to each other)
>this will turn into holding hands
>used other hand to gently feel her arm
>she just went for it and starting making out with me
>for the next 30 minutes she was leaning on me and I held her in my arms

And well I ended up fingering her right there. DO NOT expect to do anything sexual, but as far as cuddling that's how it usually developes

Weird. I'm usually fucking dates 45-60 minutes into the date, if I don't have them pressed against the wall the moment they walk in the door.

>going to the movies on a date
lmao ok grandpa

If you want to get with a girl my age group (17-19) you have to do dinner/movies and pay for it. It works every time. I've done with with 5 dates, and every one of them I hooked up. don't split the bill, they will be in a shitty attitude. If you find your date is bad and you don't want to hookup just split the bill and go home

tips on fingering a girl? I've never just fingered a girl and not gone down on her.

Do you just rub around the clit or do you stick your fingers inside her..Thx famalam

Are car hookups fine? I have nowhere else to go after the date
I've done this 3-4 times and didn't get laid any of the times. but I'm also awkward and have no game so it's probably not the same.

That's not how I score 18 & 19 year olds, although I'm 27, and have a motorcycle and house. Chicks are into older guys with their shit together.

>be 23
>seeing a girl who's really cute, smart, and I actually like
>finding out bit by bit that she had a total hoe phase through college

Idk what to feel

she's so nice to me and buys me a lot of shit. I'm one of the guys who used to rail about girls who've had 10+ partners on here and now I'm stuck in this pinch.

if a girl got a high body count, you have every reason to not see her anymore, also a hoe will continue to be a hoe

Just remember, 23 is the oldest you should start dating a girl, because they're not worth marrying after 25.

>have your shit together
>ride a motorcycle
That's an oxymoron

Stick fingers in there and do the Spiderman hand pose where middle and or ring fingers are inside, do one finger at a time, the curled fingers will hit her g spot

Think about all the other dudes she was this nice to and look where they ended up. What are the odds of you being the last one? Is it 1 in 15? 1 in 20? How many has she had before? How many more will she have? Where does that leave you? Don't compromise lad. Not saying she's a compromise necessarily since I don't know her obviously, but just think about it objectively.

this desu desu senpai

Not as a daily driver, breh. It's a toy. I was debating on a bike or a boat, but ultimately went with the bike. Boats are a fucking money pit (right up there with in-ground pools. Don't every buy a home with a pool.)

yeah car hook ups are fine if you're in an isolated place but depends on the girl

Blankets in the bed of a pickup are great too.

Yeah, just find some empty parking lot or something

Suggest something else. Two strangers staring a a screen for 2 hrs is an awful first date.

Well I'm not a fan of restaurant dates because I don't have the social skills for it yet, it just turns out awkward and uncomfortable. At the movies I at least have some time to warm up to them (which really does help me to converse with them after). Any suggestions for a sperg?

Ask them questions and spend time mostly listening. Maybe interject with somethin witty every now and then or a light hearted play on her words to create sexual tensions.

Women love talking about themselves. If she asks questions then oblige but otherwise keep her talking. Teasing is ok too if you can do it in a non offesnive way or if she sets herself up for it.

I just think a movie is too long and is more time to create that awkwardness in your mind.instead of just immersing yourself in each other. By the time its over youll have spent way too much time analyzing how to talk to her instead of just doing it.

Imo

Go to the pub, get drinks, ask her questions and listen.

Compliment her, but not on her looks. Compliments about what they can't control, e.g; what they were born with, is weird. Instead compliment her hair, her jewellery, her shoes etc. They like it when guys notice that sort of thing.

When it's your turn, make jokes, tell stories, talk about your passions, girls love it when guys are passionate about something (as long as it's not trap porn etc).

Be self-effacing, make fun of yourself, but not too much, be self-aware, know your strengths, your weaknesses etc.


Be yourself. You'll be fine.

>Don't every buy a home with a pool
Why not?

Congrats on reaching the level of 15 year old high schooler I guess.

>When it's your turn, make jokes, tell stories, talk about your passions
I can do this but usually they seem disinterested, or fake interested. It's not like I'm being monotonous but there's something I'm doing wrong at this part. How do I make it interesting and worth listening to? How does Chad tell a story?

Just be attractive and confident. What you say then becomes irrelevant

t-thanks

It gives you something to talk about over dinner and a way to emotionally relate. The right film sets the tone for the rest of the night without needing too much conversation. If you're meeting some girl on Tinder then it's a perfect fucking tactic. After all, if you'd wanted a hook-up, you'd go fucking look for one.

>didn't get fingered by your date while fucking the gay dudes
haven't made it

I don't know much but you probably shouldn't feel good about it.

>don't talk about trap porn
>be yourself
Ruh-oh, wat do?

You mean "hey babe, I really love your skin color", "oh dang, you're AB-, that's really hot", "I really love the way you can't curve your tongue into an U shape", and "your lack of bilateral symmetry and extra chromosome really turn me on" aren't actually good lines to say to grills?