You make sure to limit your time in front of the idiot box right?

>cataclysm better than MOP

pls go

MOP baby detected.

I don't know a single person that I've played WoW with over the last 12+ years that has told me they liked MOP.

i started playing few months before TBC, so I'm not MOP babe.

But cata was fucking awful.

The only reason niggas shit on MOP is because they added the pandas. But everything else was much better. The zones, the questline, PVP, everything.

>30
>still playing vidya

wew, should have quit that shit a long time ago

Cata only has a bad wrap because of all the WOTLK babies that started during WOTLK that couldn't handle the initial difficultly level set by blizzard of the start of Cata.

I haven't played any other video game since I started WoW. I don't even consider myself I "gamer", I don't even enjoy 99.9% of video games. I don't even have a steam account.

When I get bored of WoW and take time off it I stop playing games all together.

Since I've been going to the gym, working legs, and doing cardio my legs start to get stiff if I sit for too long.

Or am I just not stretching enough?

I don't understand this. There must be more factors at play like diet. Surely he would have gotten up for food and to take a piss. Most office workers do this 8 hours a day and don't die

Schizoid personality disorder isn't a disability, you're just fucking lazy.

Office workers spend most of their shift sitting but they probably get up and move around dozens of times per day, and fidget while they sit. Fat people move around less while sitting, and someone just entertaining themselves rather than doing a job will have fewer reasons to get up, especially considering that they usually do retarded shit to avoid having to move as much, like put a minifridge in their room or piss in a bottle.

It is considered a disability in Australia if it impacts on your ability to function in day to day life.

>Chris
Doomed from the start desu

Well that's fucking retarded, but I would expect nothing else from the second nanniest of the nanny states. Regardless of their law though, my point still stands: schizoid personality is not a disability and does not impact a person's ability to function.

you and I know what you need is a job.

Why not go into IT? It's not like interacting with others is completely alien to you, and with meds you should fit right in.

You do realise full on normies in Australia get disability for depression if it's severe enough.....

I've been a shut-in for almost 15 years, I had a bunch of tests done on me by the clinical psychologist and a dozen sessions later and they came to the conclusion that I'm not capable of functioning in society and they gave me evidence to apply for disability.

They said I'm actually one of most severe cases they've had in regards to how long I've been a shut-in and never worked.

I'm also a high-school drop and had very little attendance at school anyway, never interacted with anyone in real life as I always kept to myself when I was forced outside, so don't know how to socialise at all.

Yea I limit my time to 0 hours a week because number one, I’m not a fucking loser and number two I’m over the age of 20.

I don't understand parents who still love their useless fucking pathetic excuse for a son who's nothing but a leech, I'm only 21 but if I dropped out of college and was a do nothing be nothing loser they'd disown me, or at the very least not give me the means to live on my own just to play a fucking computer game

He doesn't need meds, schizoid isn't even a real disease, it's just something that psychologists came up with to make fun of real doctors

do you even lift? why are you here?

If you're diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder in the states you can most definitely qualify for ssi at least. Many with that diagnosis usually have other diagnoses as well that may qualify them for ssdi additionally depending on the acuity

>tfw you rip a sweet fart while watching tv
>tfw you question if you just let loose a butt nugget
>"nah it's ok I don't feel anything"
>1 hour later
>"what's that smell?"
>probably just the taco bell I had to eat
>get up to take piss
>still smell that smell
>smelling my clothes and wash my face, still catching faint whiffs of it
>"oh fuck no"
>prepare for worst
>pull shorts down
>chunky peanut butter smeared all over undies and asscrack

>3rd time I've shit my pants in my life
>I'm beginning to question just how retarded I am

At least I know I'm not as retarded as the guy paying $15/month to waste my time on a shitty video game.

Here's why me getting a job is impossible.

1. I can't drive.
2. I won't use public transport.
3. I have no education
4. I have never had a job
5. I have no formal/work appropriate clothing
6. I have no resume'
7. I have no social skills
8. I don't leave the house

I am now 30 years old, have been this way my entire life. You think it's going to change now? Haha no.

My parents have just accepted me this way now after years of trying to get me to change. The only reason I started seeing a clinical psychologist is because a new doctors office got built near where I live in walking distance and they have a in-house clinical psychologist that the doctor referred me to. I had not been to a doctor in nearly 15 years at this point as well.

>hurr you're just lazy

Would a lazy person do cardio and lifting everyday? Nah, I just want to be alone 100% of the time, something you can't do to function in society, yes most people who feel this way would eventually just move on and get over it and become a normie, it never happened for me. I never got bored of being alone all the time.

I've been lifting since I dropped out of high-school in 2004.

what are your lifts?

do you have advice for a 23 y/o (without schizoid) who could be headed down your path?

why are you asking for advice from some defetist who's too proud to get a cleaning job at the gym or get into trade school or learn web development instead of playing video games all day or whatever?

lol this would be so embarrassing. dying while playing xbox like a stupid bitch when you could have died playing pc games.

this kid brought his family some serious shame :(

>asking a complete failure for advice

You learn from those that have something to teach you, not someone that can't even get off his ass and get a job.

Hindsight is 20/20, fool.

SSRIs fuck up your dick and make you gain weight, that they are prescribed for anything but depression (the only thing we have good evidence of it helping) should be a crime

Current 1RMs at 84kg bodyweight

95 press
155 bench
275 deadlift
240 squat

chins+70kg
dips+60kg

My dad has been lifting his entire life and had(has) a power rack/300kg of plate at home, never lift at an actual gym before.

She's hot but the fact that one of her socks is pulled up higher than the other is seriously triggering my autism.

You can learn something from everyone. See

she's a trans girl. you're gay now.

Truly impressive, pat yourself on the back

discord.gg/6SXKv8

Well fuck. I guess if you are on a 9 year dry spell, any hole is a goal.

I don't know what I'm supposed to give you advice about.

There's nothing I would have done differently in my life, this is the life I know and that's it. I was never a normie to begin with.

It's not like I was on the right path before and fell between the cracks. I've always been between the cracks my entire life, there was never a single point in my life where I was a normie.

bretty stronk

>there's still a chance you wont have to kill yourself
Best news I've had all day.

...

If I was you I'd just start training for hours everyday instead. You'll still be a NEET but at least you won't be weak.

I could probably be stronger but I spent a lot of years just maintaining my lifts because I didn't see the point of getting stronger beyond a certain point.

It would be nice to get a 100kg press and 300kg deadlift though. Starting a new program today to try get my press to 100kg then I'll probably work on the deadlift after that.

>I'm 30 and life is over anyway, once you're behind it's impossible to catch up.

Catch up to who? We're all at different points in life. Just fucking go out there and get a job and social life!

Another WoW lad here.

I play for hours at time as well, but I still get up from time to time to the bathroom or to grab something to eat.

How can you stay in one sitting for 12 hours I'll never understand.

Little tip: dudes are really, really good at sucking dick.

Just sayin.

You can get a Deep Vein Thrombosis from any activity which involves long periods of immobility, why'd ya think they use those weird leggings on patients when they stay in hospital?

As long as you move every hour or so you're good.

I've been lifting for 13 years lol.

Nice meme.

Better tip: they aren't, they just say this shit to entice you

interesting. do you have other interests?

A friend of mine from school basically dropped out from life and his lifestyle now is kind of similar to yours. he has a job, which he hates, but no friends except a couple of us who talk to him from school days.

he doesn't lift but he knows all there is to know about it from browsing Veeky Forums. he also knows alot about animals, history, photography and some other shit from browsing other boards. do you pursue interests in your free time? what are they?

also are you depressed? he is so depressed he can't really form memories anymore

They are, actually. And more willing.

Yes, I've tried. Women are 10x more attractive to watch but dudes definitely have the edge in skill.

bad children starts with bad parenting. Faggots who think they're fully qualified because they managed to sploog in each other. And put no effort into learning why and how your supposed to raise kids, plus no more spankings and such equals, shitty parenting,degenerates,retards, and neets. also almost impossible for hs age kids to get jobs now. how about you look at the actual problems(like the media and public schools) instead of blaming the kids you smug degenerate piece of retarded shit

healthy solution: constanly drink soda so you have to go piss every couple of hours and don't have the chance to develop fatal blood clots

Playing WOW for 15 hours a day doesn't leave you much time for training though.

legion would be a great expansion if they didnt fuck up titanforging and legendaries

This is the perfect order

>I won't use public transport
why?

>I have no education
doesn't matter, many labor jobs will accept people with no education.

>I can't drive
have your parent drop you off, im sure they wouldn't mind since you leech off them

>I don't leave the house
Why do you limit yourself like this? Doesn't even make sense

You are more than lazy, you are disgusting. Why would anyone put their parents through this? Its terrible. How on earth can you enjoy playing some shitty video game(yes mmo's are shit) while your parents support you?

It's one thing to like to be alone, its another to completely fuck over those who raised and cared for you. Its like you are AFRAID OF SUCCESS.

Honestly the best thing for your parents is to either shape up or just kill yourself. At least that way they can rent out your room or something and earn back some of the money they spent paying for your wow subscription.

It's never too late, you are 30. I guarantee if you followed the right advice you could have a family and kids. If you asked your parents im sure they could find a friend that needs a hard worker.

You tear yourself down with excuses, because deep down you don't want to be successful. You WANT to keep playing vidya all the time.

(I hope this isn't bait otherwise I just wasted my time lmao)

Legit question, what are you going to do when your parents die?
Do you have siblings?

That's 12hrs straight, so if I broke up every hour and did some excersises (or even basic movement) I should be better off right?

yeah keep blaming your problems on everyone but yourself you pathetic coping faggot.
>impossible for highschool kids to get a job.
Bullshit. I worked all through highschool and I graduated not 8 years ago. Still managed to graduate with honors. All with a lazy stoner father and an alcoholic stepmom. You become successful inspite of your outside influences, not because of them.

ITT: fitizens pretending like DVT gives a shit if you do cardio when not sitting for 15 hours at a time.

i have a hikikomori/NEET friend on steam who says he's just going to kill himself when his parents end, unless he's looking forward to a game release. Then when that inevitably disappoints him, he'll off himself.

...man, just get up and move enough to piss in the bathroom and refill drinks from the kitchen.

>8 years ago
thats almost a decade faggot.Also i didnt say it was "impossible", in that context it means its harder than ever, which it is.also if you werent retarded you know that minimum wage has barely increased in 25 years while inflation has grown dramatically. way to go with your honors from that public school.
>but I'm smug about it so it's, OK

also
>honors
>not ap
lolololololololol

>soda

you mean water you fat shit
i stay fit some i can enjoy concerts and all the gaming i want on weekends.

blood clots are for fat cucks and seniors.

you have a point, but it isn't the be all and end all

Mop wasn't that bad, it wasn't good but wasn't bad

Vanilla fag here

very little is, such is life. just tired of people blaming it all on these kids when their degenerates, and even when their not they don't take time to learn about what different research and child psychologists say about child rearing because muh
>i was a kid once and i had parents xD
and then have the fucking audacity to point the finger at(often their own kids) who had no choice but to listen to them, without a lick of self improvement in the area which should be crucial to them
>HOW to be the best parent I can be without any bullshit attached

But see, this is the problem with modern society. In the past, natural selection was allowed to operate at a greater extend--fucks like this guy died.

These, the societal herd won't allow nature to take its course. And many of these that were never intended to live to adulthood go on to breed, weakening the species and putting stress on our resources and systems.

The best thing his parents could have done would have been to take him out to a mountainside and left him there, miles and miles from anyone many years ago.

Post pics of body, as I don't believe you

I hear ya. So many people simply aren't fit to be parents and/or are unwilling to actually try to be good parents, for whatever reason

If people only knew how powerful that idiot box is...

>tfw browsing Veeky Forums in VR while in a virtual house party and playing virtual mtg
>brainlets saying technology is bad for you

Do you realize that you only get ONE life? Are you going to live it playing WoW, or will you join the billions of us who work, have fun, fuck and fall in love? There is no one to whom you need to catch up. The moment you find a job, you will be miles ahead of housewives and trust fund kids. The moment you find a good job, you'll be light years ahead of old men in warehouses.

lol

spoken like a true normie

You seem to communicate your issues perfectly fine. I think you're full of shit and lazy. Fuck you Reddit tier irl attention whore

You are not a fitizen. Being a neet is normie as fuck. Leave faggot

Ok, I'm a normie. Could you please teach me why you can't do any of those things?

You just don't get it. We speak another language. Our brains aren't built the same way.

It's not as simple as just "GETTING OUT THERE BRAH" or "JUST DO IT BRAH", or "WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL BRAH?!"

Your advice works on other normies who are currently sad, your advice doesn't work on someone who is barely human.

Fair enough, sorry for coming on so strong. Are there smaller steps you could take to live a more fulfilling life?

Yeah that's what the clinical psychologist is trying to do for me now. Hence why he's got me to apply for disability.

He wants me to get on it so I can have money to move out and begin to experience life on my own instead of with parents.

Living the dream man, keep up the good work.

Best of luck!

someone has to pay

i unironically agree

the taxpayer!!!

started in bc, mop was the best expansion since

spoken like a true cunt, you do realize that at most 10 percent of a first world population is what you consider 'normie'? people in general are fucked up disillusioned headcases barely scraping by. we just have the fucking sand to walk out of the house in the morning unlike pathetic pieces of shit like you. you say you cant socialize and you like to be alone yet here you are, seeking out attention on our little basket weaving forum in a small dark corner of the internwebs and you probably interact with people all the time in wow. youre the mold that grows in your parents house. soon ill actually be paying for you to exist. your life is lie

>someone who is barely human.
fuck off to /r9k/

>he thinks communicating anonymously through text via the internet is socialising

You know how I can tell you were born after 9/11?

>1. I can't drive.
by choice
>2. I won't use public transport.
by choice
>3. I have no education
by choice
>4. I have never had a job
by choice
>5. I have no formal/work appropriate clothing
by choice
>6. I have no resume'
by choice
>7. I have no social skills
by choice
>8. I don't leave the house
by choice

>Would a lazy person do cardio and lifting everyday?
yes, you're selfish and too lazy to relieve being a burden on your parents, only doing your own hobbies

>Nah, I just want to be alone 100% of the time,
>I never got bored of being alone all the time.
but you come onto Veeky Forums to socialise with others even though you claim to never want to

sounds to me like you got a bad case of being a whiney faggot, the government should really crack down on cases like yours