Social gains

FUCKING CHAD

been working out for last 5 months and already have 2 more kills than i have had in my entire life 0+2=2

Burned 5000 calories in that gif

Not good. I turned down Tinder pussy today. Still beta where it counts.

If you wanna make social games cut down on video games, anime, this godforsaken website, and porn. You will find something else to replace them just make sure its positive (Church, sports, friends, etc.)

>can you fit 9'' in your mouth?
>so 4.5 is good as well right?

REAL
SOCIAL
DYNAMICS

Made social gains before I ever started lifting.
Honestly I just like talking to people in general, I've always been good at it for whatever reason.
Welcome to ask any questions if you boys want, I'll try my best to help out.

First part of the convo?

I have a cute girls number, she mentioned to me the last time I saw her that she would text me about our class work, should I text her asking if she needed any help or something else

This just shows you never give up

kek nice

Any book reccs?

guys how do you tell when a girl is into you, all this lifting will do me no good if I can't cure the autismo

I have a gf, and I'm close to my best friend. I have a few other friends too. But overall I wish I had more friends, and when I look back over the last few years I've clearly lost more friends than I've gained.

I miss them, bros. Attempts to reconnect fail.

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I tried

>how are your social gains?
I've been going religiously for 3 years to the same gym and I don't know the name of anybody, even the people at the front desk.

I definitely had some good conversations about the nature and meaning of humanity after I took my sociologist lady friend.

True alpha male coming through

lmaoooooooo

this is the shit I like to see

Working at a supermarket, there's a few regulars we know. It's people who make conversation every time, that's legit all it is. People who work in customer service do want to know you, because a customer coming in who you know and who talks to you is refreshing when you deal with hundreds of people a day who barely talk to you. One regular introduced himself to me on my first shift, and I enjoy it when he comes in.

Just talk to them. Ask them how their day is, if it's been busy, etc. Lrn2 make conversation.

Never read anything in regards to socializing.
I sort of just learned through experience, sort of like reading about a foreign language vs. living in a country that forces you to speak it.
I liked meditations though when I had a short bout of depression.

How much of conversation would you say is just about pure play and something that has to do with only concentrating on what the conversation can "get you" "in the present", as it were?

Audible kek thanks

>One regular introduced himself to me on my first shift
How does that even work? As in, walking up to a stranger and saying "Hey I'm user" doesn't make much sense to me.

>tfw living in a foreign country but not learning how the language properly because I can't communicate in my own native language
Grunts and gesturing can get you pretty far

He said something along the lines of it being my first shift, or that I must be new here. And then I think some joke about him going here more than the people that work here or something implying he comes here every day. Then he introduced himself.

Obviously you don't start with "hi im user" cause that would just be weird

How long before he entered your butt?

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haha xD

she just might be a keeper

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>complimenting women in the very first post
>with something as cheesy as "princess"
is your goal to not get laid? Because that's how you do it

We||?

also, "because, 'hey I'm a nice guy irl.' doesn't get a response you trifling bitch."

she didn't even reply

I'll see if I'm understanding you correctly.
It really comes down to your intentions in the conversation. Sometimes I'll get into a conversation with someone simply because I like the company, sometimes I would like something to come of it (be it in a professional or romantic setting). There's no inherent need to be subversive so I'll generally be as straightforward about my motivations as I can without being pushy or crass. Most people appreciate it. People don't like being played with in general but of course there is sometimes a need for subtlety and being a little underhanded, just not too much, people can see through that much better than you might realize, they're typically just too polite to call others out for doing it.
Well it certainly helps to put yourself in uncomfortable situations, just like any other social skill, speaking another language is uncomfortable. It's tough but it's something you sort of need to face head on.
You are right though, using gestures can certainly be a godsend if you get flustered.

>Going on a year long Tinder conversation
>Chad

but he got pussy out of it though

When? She hasn't even responded back and he posted the whole convo. No number or anything.

whatever, pussy's gross.

Step aside, virgins

does the girl need to have blue eyes to use this line?

Helps I'm sure, go ahead and see. Some people like cheesy.

>social recluse
>finally get a job for a month at gas station
>gay coworker tries flirting with me
>move to city, get job at y
>just be friendly and talk to people, ask them how it's going
>meet like 9 members, one of them Chinese friendly guy asks me if I want to hang out
>he does this while he's naked in the locker room, I say okay when you get dressed we can swap numbers
>think I'm finally making a friend
>he hugs me before he leaves
>next morning he messages me, were talking about stuff
>next thing I know he's calling me sweet and very kind and handsome on top of all that and smart
>first friend I made is gay for me
Fuck my life, more fuel to lose weight and lift heavy things and put them back down. I just want female attention

crushed it

are you me, I get more attention from older women and other guys than I do women my own age, the fact that most girls consider me to be good looking only makes this more annoying. I'm considering going full monk and focusing all my effort on lifting and school

I feel you. I think I blew it by being boring and nervous.
Went on 3 dates, got to third base. And about a week after that the conversations and general interest in me seems to have plummeted.

I'm also just an insecure little bitch that overanalyzes everything, so maybe I just need constant, unwavering validation to feel like I'm good enough. Who knows

>older women
went to an engagement party (I'm the bride's first cousin) a couple of years ago. While meeting the groom's family and other people there, his mother compliments me and says "You must get all the girls". I just smile and say I do ok.

>tfw 23 y/o kv

You're doin' good, user.

Good

>"You must get all the girls"
nothing makes laugh internally harder than when i hear this. pic related

i'm a 21 y/o kv so i'm right behind you. on the bright side we're both 2/3's of the way to becoming wizards

>match with girl on tinder
>Agree to get some drinks
>"Hey you know in trans right"

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WHAT

So what are you going to do?

When u get big but never learned how to talk to girls

I've got more of these BTW..

I've lost nearly every social gain I've made in the past 20 years because of a stupid injury. I ruined my knee playing rugby and now I feel inadequate and have lost even drunken confidence to talk to women for fear of disappointing them with my gimpiness. Pray for me lads, my surgery date can't come soon enough

What the fuck kind of name is Kobe?

please do dump

also that was a chad as fuck response lol

post more pls. you think it would be a fun idea to make a tinder so I can chat up girls but purposely say dumb shit for my own amusement?

She was hot and you ruined it, dumbass virgins

It would get dull fast. 9/10 times they won't say anything funny back.

I've had opportunities over the years, but being skinny fat has made me too insecure to do anything. At least I'm working on that now, but since I'm no longer at uni I kinda feel like I've wasted my youth. That shit sometimes keeps me up at night.

I hope it's not too late to make it, breh

I do that, it's moderately amusing

Hmm

there have been at least 3 girls I could have dated and 1 I could have fucked if i texted her to come over. I only have 2 years of university and I really don't want to feel like I wasted my youth when I get older.

better late than never user

Are you 12?

Post tinder conversations

Actually OP, I'm not big in the gym, either.

Fucking nailed it.

Good.

do any of you unironically use tinder? i don't understand why you would want to associate yourself with such vapid sluts and be part of the degenerate culture that's destroying the west.

please help me to understand, is the reasoning anything beyond "muh dick"?

>I only have 2 years of university
remaining? If so, make em count breh

Got em

>9"
no one believes that

>being so undesirable that you can't afford to throw away one (1) match
lmaoing @ your life

Muh dick,ans I only get matches with non degenerate girls 2bh of wich not even one I have fucked

ha ha ha

Damn if I was a girl you would have had me moist with that one

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wait a minute this is the exact same bitch in both screenshots

Dude, are you fucking retarded?
Follow the reply chain.

Yeah. Real chad, faggot.

holy fucking kek

How tf do I make social progress

No, but "muh dick" is a good reason

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>haha
>iddddkkkkjj
I sometimes wonder if tinder girls are actually retarded and can't communicate normally or this is so playful type of texting they think is cute

Text her something in relation to the subject but show your interested, as much as girls alude to not enjoying straightforwardness, it makes then WheT as fuark.