NoFap

Boy how the FUCK i stop nutting in my sleep ive been on nofap for a week and did it 3 times, even on my first day

I have the same problem, but it only kicks in after 2 weeks.

For the last fucking time
>noporn is good, it resensitizes your brain to normal stimulus
>nofap is ok if your addicted to it, otherwise just do it ~1x/wk, with only imagination
>nocturnal emissions are fine and natural, your body needs to sometimes clear the pipes

This
Silly betas

It's No Porn. No Fap is a meme.

Ok, last time, finally

Now fuck off with your bullshit

Retain semen. If you have wet dreams you are not in control of your mind and need to meditate. Dreams are not completely out of your control, you can control sexuality in dreams

If you wake up cumming without any recollection of your dream, your brain is fucked and you need to lay off drugs and video screens for a long time

This needs to be said: The people advocating only noporn without advocating semen retention need a brick to the face.

Semen retention is the entire point. Ignore anyone who says otherwise, they don't deserve to know about the esoteric ideas of semen retention because they don't deserve it.

What about pictures? Like a nonpornographic pic?
Asking for a friend

Forget about nofap. Look into non-ejaculatory orgasm. Feels better anyways.

Do you even nocturnal emission?

nocturnal emission, stay on the mission
hands on cock, reset the clock

pseudo science new age horseshit
Not as bad as traps getting fucked by horses, but the idea is to avoid any extranormal stimulus.

No, because I have enough presence of mind even asleep that I come back to my senses as sexual stimulation builds and wake myself up/change the dream before I ejaculate in the dream.

The whole "it's ok to have wet dreams" or "just do noporn and jack off" bullshit is disinfo which is spread by weak people who are unable to control their own mind and body

You don't deserve to know any better anyways, I'm happy you'll never know

I got no problem with wet dreams on nofap but instead I dream some creepy ass horror shit man. I always end up waking all terrified and my heart beating like crazy.

Its unbearable.

This needs to be in the sticky

Never going to make it

not trying to advocate weed (personally trying to slow down myself) but smoking weed gets rid of most dreams. I have lots of nightmares and smoking weed helped stopped it. I'm sort of inbetween no-fap and stopping smoking, thankfully the only dreams so far have been weird/slightly sexual but not nightmares.

But I wouldn’t normally get stimulated without any extra normal stimulus, makes no sense.

this

Pretty much this. Plus the NoFap benefits themselves are from semen retention. On the days that I do cum I just recycle it by putting my load in a shot glass and mixing it in with my protein shake.

sorry, i meant to say supernormal stimulus, that's the term. basically anything that arouses you, taken to a extreme (ie most porn) acts like a drug, and causes your brain to respond less to the normal stimulus (eg just seeing a hot girl irl)

Thought I was the only one who did this. Not to sound gay but I kind of like how it tastes.

NO IT DOESN'T
THIS WHOLE STUPID MEME HAS ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS IN REALITY
YOU'RE LITERALLY ON THE SAME LEVEL AS PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT JERKING OFF WOULD MAKE HAIR GROW ON YOUR PALMS

It's always interesting how so many of you anti-NoFap people sperg out at the mere mention of it. And it's always the same shit
>its le placeboo effect
>muh prostate
>behavioral addiction doesn't real
Did the exact opposite of what you people said and my life improved. But keep sperging out that some people are not fapping anymore if it brings you happiness.

Nocturnal Emmision? Your still on the mission
Hand on your Cock? Reset the Clock

Happened to me too but eventually disappeared

Listen to me brother.
You need to rebuke it in the name of Jesus Christ

When it starts to go down continue and continue and continue I say
"I rebuke thee in the name of Jesus Christ"

Ad Infinitum till it goes away.
I used to have sleep paralysis, I used to hear screaming at night.
It all went away when my gf taught me this.
Trust me man, God bless you. I'll pray for you to have strength to do so tonight.

truth

PURITY OF ESSENCE

All these nofap betas kek. Sure cut back on the porn, but if you don't feel like a animal that needs release with females and you go after and aquire a cooch to fuck, you either are a lowtest pussyboi or just aren't exercising and supplementing right. You should be rock hard even after your first blow and have enough in the reserve to at least pump one other pussy. This is the Chad way, not some "I resist my natural urges and cum the sheets" bullshit

wait wait wait lets put the brakes on for a second

you drink your cum??

no judgement, just seriously wondering

>Me dreaming
>qt girl I know is really into me in dream. Not much different from real life, except she's not annoying in my dreams so I reciprocate.
>Getting pretty touch feely
>Put on condom in dream. Orgasm
>Spend the rest of my dream orgasming into dream condoms, like 3 different times.
>Never Sex.
>Even dream me is like wtf

What's wrong with me Veeky Forums?

Two weeks in. No wet dreams always hard in the morning though when I wake up. Don't recall any dreams. Feel stronger & more alert. Its great

Yeah this happens to me too. I can never put it in in my dreams. Always like brush my dick on her ass and just bust

Are you guys virgins? Before I had the same problems in dreams now after having sex I can have "actual" sex in dreams.

No I'm not a virgin but this was when I was with my ex which was the only girl I've fugged and the girl in my dream was not my ex. So that might have been part of it

Ok, I will.
You're an absolute braindead retard, with no discipline at all. If you have such an addictive personality that you can't fap without having it dominate and ruin your life, you should just kill yourself now and spare the rest of us the trouble.

It's the same reason you can't really punch someone in a dream, there's no physical feedback.

>this is how the average fap addict responds when his world view is threatened
Sort yourself out.

Ah good. Glad to hear I'm not sexually attracted to condoms.

It's not my "world view" that you should be capable of moderation and able to jerk off without losing all motivation to do anything else. Like seriously, are you actually that weak?

lmao. that crab mentality tho

>(((moderation)))
Pick a side you fucking fencesitting cuck.

That's not how it works you fucking retard. You can drink without drinking a fifth of whisky every day. You can cook and eat good food without overconsuming and becoming obese. And you can wank without doing it multiple times every day. To suggest that people shouldn't do enjoyable things because you specifically have no self control is stupid.

>a bloo bloo stop crushing my narrative
Nope. Your tactics don't work anymore shill. Fuck off and go worship your false god of moderation if you're too upset that not everyone agrees.

you are a pretty naive guy aren't ya? Bet i could easily trick you into letting me fuck you in the ass

Yeah, I'm a shill, for something that anyone can do for free at any time by themselves. You absolute fucking dipshit. You "don't agree" that the earth is flat. But enough, I'll leave you to wallow in your ridiculous masochism

>being this mad
Sounds like you need to relieve some pressure, so go fap, like a typical subhuman lesser ape.

After I stopped smoking my dreams got fucking WEIRD. Sometimes the odd sexual dream but mostly just freaky deaky