> be me, 6'0, 195lbs %14 bf > go store to buy suit for interview on sunday > ask 9/10 qt employee girl to find me a suitable suit > try them in changing room > ask her how it looks > "your shoulder are so huge it doesn't fit that particular field, let me check it in the cabin" > go inside > watch her touches your shoulder > think, what is she doing, why is she doing this > she touches my chest while gazing at me on the mirror > feel uncomfortable > say "let's check different suits" > go outside > a different female being comes to take care of me
Give me a single reason not to kill myself right now.
Landon Morgan
>not saying "i think you suit me just fine"
Kys yourself
Jacob Turner
I'll give you a reason. A 9/10 just came on to you. Clearly you're a good looking guy, and if you put yourself out there and try to learn from your mistakes, you'll make it. See this as a sign of success physically, even if you fucked up this particular situation.
Easton Cook
At least it wasn’t a 12 year old that you kissed after coming onto you like the user in the thread from a few days ago lol
Jace Williams
>a 9/10 did her job
Connor Hernandez
"I know one thing that's definitely gonna fit..."
Gavin Harris
S-she was mature for her age!
Dylan Hill
Kek. Link please
Nathaniel Nelson
I wonder how he's doing, anyways
Xavier Cook
Can't. You should just kys after that.
Liam James
This. Please tell me someone at least screencapped it.
Samuel Roberts
Always ask the dude to suit you up, chances are he is gay and know what looks good on you.
Gabriel Cook
This What kind of gay ass store has ladies helping men with suits? Kinda like a female barber that does beard trims and shit... say what?
Brandon Martinez
You said a female barber that does beard trims and shit. You should know what you said, user.
Easton Sanchez
You fucking moron, every time I've gone to get a suit or get one fitted (ok, it's only happened twice) the girl will always say >"your shoulders are too broad, maybe you should stop going so hard at the gym" or >"In order for us to find a shirt that fits your neck it's gonna be really big around the waist. They don't expect people to be and big and lean as you".
They're literally being payed to say this to autists like you and me. it's their fucking job.
Dylan Murphy
So let me get this straight. The store is encouraging its customers to get warm, drippy boners in the suits that I then have to try on?
Julian Long
Retail workers specialize in flattery it helps them make sales
If a server or clothing store worker flirts it's because of your money not your muscles
William Smith
Is my boner supposed to drip?
Chase Collins
It's true. Last time I went to buy a suit, the girl got naked and started fingering herself right in the store. I was too smart for that trick though because she was fingering her butt and I know girls don't care about that.
Isaac Gomez
...
Benjamin Anderson
if somebody could go ahead and cap this for posterity that would be great
Cooper Russell
>warm, drippy boners You should probably get checked.
Jordan Bailey
You know, if a girl touches you it makes blood rush to your penis so much that it gets uncomfortably warm in the woolen suit pants and it starts gagging up pre-cum and little globs of regular cum because girls never even look at you and your penis is going nuts like its owner just got back from a tour in Afghanistan
Ryan Williams
So what should OP have done in this situation? I get that she was miring but how would you respond to this?
William Torres
Man fuck you, women don't talk to me at all. How does it make sense that both times the ladies who were fitting my suit said shit like that yet I've never in my life been mired. Of course they're just being friendly, it's part of any job in the service industry