What body type are you?

What body type are you?

I dont know what I am. Im skinny fat but i used to be naturally fat. I have a slow metabolism because I can gain weight fast, but i heard skinny fat mostly effect ectomorph. What am I? And what's are you?

endofat reporting in

Lost 60lbs only to find out I'm still built like a refrigerator

Endofag for sure
Need to lose 10 to 15kg but can't find the courage to do it

Mesomorph

Skinny fat mesomorph, started hitting the gym a month ago but i'm on break because of my injury

>that pic
Why?

Not sure; another 40lbs and I'll probably find out

>2017

>Still believing in somatypes

I am a 5'11 endomorph..

Very broad shoulders and wide pectorals that I have to overwork like crazy to make progress

Feels bad man..

Somatypes have been disproved ao many times. Calorie differences might amount to 100 at an extreme end.

6'0 endo/meso hybrid

Meso here. It's perfect for health and aesthetics

I am an EctoMorph. I am a HARD GAINER. Come say it with me! I eat AS MUCH AS I CAN... Yet i never gain a pound... I.... am an ECTOmorph. Say it with me everyone! Label yourself!

Shut the fuck up, this shit isnt real.

Why do ectomorphs always have those creepy little heads with no jaw/chin at all?
The weirdos look like freaking lampreys or something

I was just memeing when i made this lol

Neckurself

>missing the joke entirely

6'4" and ecto as fuck

No you're just a skinny dyel piece of shit.

Huh abs really are just bf %

Mesomanlet here

Pretty mixed. Ecto Arms, Meso chest/back, endo wide hips, Meso Legs.

>body proportions are fake

mkay

Quit estimating, and calculate your score.
Remember to include your astrological sign and blood type for best results.

I dont speak asian

>No
"No" as in "not ecto"? I'm tall and slim. long limbs. the definition of it.
also: post body, faggot.

what do you mean? I have strong abdominal muscles from climbing and acrobatics.

>somatypes are proportions
Kek
>implying you can't drastically change proportions by lifting
Double kek

I'm basically a meme, I'm technically attractive but I'm ugly and very autismo

when I used to roam /r9k/ and there was thread about nwhr values or something, and how to calculate them using paint, it turned out I had the ideal values. So what I did was, I asked out a girl I like using a picture of myself with a rectangle on my face saying she'd have to take me or she objectively has no taste

Did it work?

18+ board

I got beat up by her brother, had a rectangle drawn on my face and was known as the rectangular faggot from then on

You're joking.

I wish, I had a rough childhood but it was symmetric, atleast

Only way to tell is looking at ribcage circumference and shape, which largely can help you determine the length of your intestines (which is the actual difference between the types)

And by the way, somatotypes as a biological concept is NOT debunked, it is only the psychological theory of body temperament that is pseudo-scientific (though even that I think is interesting)

The best way to burn fat

still waiting for that superior body pic

lmao, yer all right kid

Fucking lmao

Goddamn I always forgot to crop my shit

but that's carbs