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sugar != alcohol

what no sugar one?

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Daily reminder that calories are made up nonsense. Just drink normal beer. It's not gonna kill you fast.

it's not about the calories, it's about the carbs per serving (can)

Vodka or whiskey, none of this beer shit.

God-tier evening drink, coming through

>But you can't sip hard liquor

desu I would love to come around to scotch as a liquor of choice. Do you have any tips for starting out? Like what brand, how to sip, what accents in the taste I should be looking at?

Drink bourbon like an actual patrician.

I'm not a huge fan of the earthy taste of scotch, and usually stick to bourbon (and for a general sipping bourbon I usually go with Wild Turkey, it's not a bad intro whiskey and not too pricey)

smoke a fucking j
>feels better then alcohol
>no calories

bourbon sounds dope.
Will do, thanks for the recommendation

I smoked a quad in two weeks because I have no fucking self control. Trying to limit my usage because I don't want to get cucked by marijuana.

But, it's a personal preference. My Dad, for instance, doesn't drink bourbon, and only keeps scotch around because he likes the earthiness. Try a few of the flask-sized bottles from different brands and types before committing.

I'll do you one better. This stuff is low in very low in calories/sugar per serving. I hate smoking anything but I love edibles.

fuarrrrrr that looks like it's right up my alley, thanks user; totally forgot that there was a market for drinkable edibles

A pint. I knew this fat ass nigger who always had a half pint of tang on him and everyone called him half pint even know night was like 300lbs then that nigga died

I used to fucking love Tang as a kid, but now that shit makes me want to throw up. You can taste and appreciate how fake and sugary it is.

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Lol

Lol
Come back when you’re legal friend

This is the first time I've heard Tang used as slang for Tanqueray.

Plus it's gin which is fucking disgusting anyways.

Tip from prior daily smoker, smoke at the end of the day when you have done what you needed to do on that day I tended to smoke around 9-10 because i usually left things til late. Its nice to smoke and walk around ur neighborhood in cool air. Second tip get a dry herb vape mine uses .3grams the equivelant of 0.0105822 ounces per oven and would last me 2 nights getting to a 6-7 meaning an 1/8 would last me around a month (if i was smoking almost all days)

This looks interesting. Im not from the US however so the edibles i've had in the past were usually toffee/brownies/cookies/ and i've homemade a few things

Studies have shown (and I can't be bothered to find links, just Google it) that drinking moderately has no effect on gaining muscle.

What drinking will do however is twofold -

1. It has excess carbs and sugars. If you're fat and trying to lose weight, this isn't good, but otherwise not a major issue.

2. If you're drinking a lot, you'll prioritise alcohol over other stuff. From missing meals, to missing workouts. If you're skinny and have a poor appetite, knocking out drinking is a sure fire way to increase your appetite. Contrary to the fact alcohol is fattening, it's a great way to stay a fucking skeleton if you're skinny - you don't eat as much, you don't exercise. Simple.

All that said, worrying so fucking much about drinking is pointless if you're well built and do so for aesthetic reasons. Why bother putting so much effort into having a good body if you never socialise and enjoy yourself.

Any tips for dry herb vapes? I remember looking at some Magic Flights which seemed pretty reasonable.

Appreciate the advice. I'm not at my goal body by any means, but sometimes I just feel like coming home, dropping my backpack on the bed, and sipping a beer/cider or smoking some weed. I'm all out of weed, and cider has too much sugar, so I was asking what people thought of light beer in conjunction with a fairly Veeky Forums diet.

So true
I eat so healthy
Train so hard
My strength has gone up over the years
But my heavy weekend drinking has made it so my body barely ever builds muscle

When ever I stay of it for around 5-6 weeks I see big gains in hypertrophy

This. Who the fuck says “tang” meaning Tanqueray?

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I fucking hate smoking weed. Had a terrible experience with a sativa and I hate the couchlock and anxiety of indicas. But there's something about edibles that is just so god damn comfy. Makes me feel content, euphoric and relived of stress without any of the anxiety. Also, I feel like it's so much easier to control the amount I consume because edibles usually have a listed strength.

>tfw only just discovered how much I like edibles
>tfw in nursing school now and can't partake anymore
>gf and roommates blaze it 420 every god damn day
>still drink when I can to keep from losing my mind
>drinking and subsequent hangover is incredibly counterproductive and detrimental to my studies

Fucking hell, I wish I didn't hate being sober.

Kek, not him but I didn't know Tanqueray was also called Tang.

when you're older than 18 you realize gin and tequila are actually the only good liquors

why can't you take it in nursing school? Drug tests?

I unironically love gin. Probably my favorite liquor to drink straight

Just can't do it fampai. Gin is so bad it makes me anxious just thinking about it

>not liking whiskey/scotch

Come on now.

Yup. Private school.

Honestly, just buy a 6 pack of whatever you want (beer, none of that alcoholic lemonade shit), you'll probably be too lazy to go get more after you're out

t. lazy college student

Honestly, just buy a 6 pack of whatever you want (beer, none of that alcoholic lemonade shit), you'll probably be too lazy to go get more after you're out

t. lazy college student

whatever you do DO NOT get sold on a peated scotch. you could learn to enjoy them but if you get bottled campfire your first time you will never want to try it again

Recommending this stuff. More refreshing than light beer and tastes better. Plus it has 5% abv.

>(beer, none of that alcoholic lemonade shit)
>it's better because it tastes like shit

nah i'm good. give me all the gay as fuck pink lemonade shit any day.

Also way lower in calories and sugar compared to Mike’s or Smirnoff.

Have you actually tried it in a nice mixed drink or were you a retard like me and tried it as a straight shot for the first time? Shit tastes like cologne straight. Or like a fucking pine cone. Gin and tonic with extra lemons, my dude, give it a try. Need something sweeter? Gin and tonic with a teeny splash of melon liqueur.

never drink beer retards, even casually, it has a phytoestrogen called 8-Prenylnaringenin which is 50x more estrogenic than soy

fucking idiots on this board freaking the fuck out of soy just because vegans eat it, but completely forget beer which is actually proven to cause gynecomastia and give you a beer belly

If you do enjoy beer, go for higher quality stuff rather than drinking a bunch of shitty light beer. Bell’s Two Hearted is my shit.

the best beer is no beer, 8-PN is something found naturally in hops which is used in beer, if you absolutely need alcohol, go for wine instead

Meh screw that. I love beer and I don’t buy into that shit. The reason people get a “beer gut” is because they’re guzzling down hundreds of extra liquid calories and probably eating unhealthy stuff like wings or pizza along with it. Having some good craft beers on a Friday or Saturday night when you eat healthy and exercise otherwise ain’t gonna give you tits all of a sudden.

No I actually had gin and Sprite the first time. Then I tried drinking straight gin and almost threw up right away. Barely choked it down; it was that bad.

I'll give the melon liquer a try, sounds good

Not that guy but I have the Pax 2 and it's okay. I would have gotten the DaVinci IQ if I had known better. I have used an MFLB but would not recommend it based on portability and concealment needs.

Godspeed user. Don't try to tell your bartender this because they won't know what the fuck you're talking about, but the GnT with melon is called a Qui Gon Gin n Tonic. Green lightsaber.

Cheers for the tip, I'll get it next time I hit the ol' bars. Can you say either Qui Gon Gin Tonic or Green Lightsaber? Or did you say green lightsaber as a clue about where it gets its name from?

just do lean with diet 7up

or just light drug

Not going to drink lean cos I'm not a dumb crackhead.

Yes to light drugs though.

Yo there's like 100s of gins - dry gins, slow gins, fruity gins, loads of flavours

And each one has a 'perfect serve' (recommended serve by the manufacturer), which is a double shot of the gin with garnish and tonic over ice

So say you had an Edinburgh Rubharb & Ginger gin, that would be with a slice of ginger and ginger beer

It's a whole deal but when you get into the shit it's a massive rabbit hole

Source: work at gin bar

you can sip 20-ish abv sugary sweet things like disaronno or malibu. or you can just chase shots of tequila or vodka or something with lime juice. that'll get you drunk without many calories

Hi-C because clarence drinks it.

did you read his post lol he just told you not to ask a bartender for it bc they won't know

Oh I thought he meant it like, instead of saying:
>hi I want a gin and tonic, but could you also put melon liqueur in it?

I could just say:
>hi I want a Qui Gon Gin and Tonic

yeah drinking shit that tastes bad just for masculinity is dumb but some beer is enjoyable. it's an acquired taste. beer is also more mild, drinking a lot of something like smirnoff ice or zima or cider gets to be too much, it's so sweet

"truly spiked and sparkling" is lime mineral water that's 5.0% abv for 100 calories a bottle, it's good. tastes exactly like non-alcoholic sparkling water

Yeah, user, what I'm saying is to literally ask if you can get a GnT with a bit of melon liqueur. Qui Gon Gin n Tonic is just a fun name. If you ever throw a party you can make them and call them that, but you'll get nowhere if you try to ask a bartender for one.

Very true, my man. Infusing your own gin is very easy and cheap as well if you wanna be a jew.

>pour well gin in a jar
>add lemon slices, put in fridge
>lemon gin a couple days later
Or
>add cucumber slices
>motherfucking GOAT cucumber gin a couple days later

I drink red wine it's pretty good for you and increases test. Beer is full of estrogen and nasty yeast shit.