Have no friends, kv

Just practicing haveing conversations with people everywhere. Chances are this will be hard for you. Also you need to change your mindset, enjoy yourself first and foremost don't worry about friends being self dependent is very important, but of course humans are social creatures and require social interaction. I strongly recommend researching and practicing stoicism, it is a very good school of thought and will most likely solve your issues if you give it a go.

So what if he's gay? Gay dudes can be total bros desu

Nice pic OP, that's the kind of slut I'll land on the daily nameen

Yeah aids is totally bro-tier

thanks

>practicing haveing conversations with people everywhere
i dont know who to talk to, when and what about though. I'm sure people are busy and don't want to talk to the stranger that is also socially awkward

I hate my anxiety issues. For some reason I can talk to anyone the first time I meet them and have a great conversation and feel like they could be a good friend but if I see them again I will be so anxious that I will go out of my way to avoid talking to them again.
It makes making friends impossible.

Find a chick just as weird and quirke as you. If you have zero conversational skills you should learn some pick-up arts. I feel like I can start a conversation with anyone.

I don't really talk to anyone anymore, bit the guys at gym are pretty chill. Usually can ask one for a spot and start talking. I might ask the bigger guys for advice or give advice to the smaller guys if i see any glaring flaws

How do I get a girl to do this on my face

Gayness is an autoimmune disease. That is why it is absolutely natural to burn them alive

All you need is Lord Jesus Christ son of God. Everything else comes with his grace

you learnt pickup to be able to talk to anyone? or did you already have this skill from having a normal upbringing?

i work out at home. what kind of questions can i ask the people at the bouldering gym or dance class i take?

>Not to mention that once people you make friends with see you have no other friends they drop you because of that too
this is what I'm afraid of, after going cocoon mode and cutting out undesirables from my life & deleting social media

bump

the stoicism thing helps a lot, everything is a mental game

>>read more books
>books don't come up in conversations

dont be this much of a faggot, why don't you be the one to bring it up in conversation

Closet fags

Keep trying for hobbies nigga. Find like minded people even if that means hanging out with other loser nerds playing DnD. That's what I do.

look up mystery method, preferably the old stuff you can find for free or read magic bullets. It was a science strictly to get women into bed. I am sure you can understand why it is not very mainstream but it really helped me understand social interactions better.

Dancefag here. No shit you don't look people in the eyes when social dancing, shit's confronting as fuck and if they're in beginners they're probably trying not to step on you. Just give every girl in the circle (I'm assuming your class/social has progressive dancing) 'Hi how you going' and a smile

Do you have enough money to buy a motorbike?

literally walking around with a helmet in your hand attracts pussy

thanks

thanks, you might be right. the girls were mostly bad and looking at their feet

yes, but it is also dangerous. don't know when I'll ride it too now that it's cold out

bump

>and start talking.

About what? I'm not even autistic but can't comprehend talking to a random in a gym. He doesn't care about my job. That's pretty much only thing I could talk about.

>pick-up farts
That i can do.

be yourself

bump

easiest way is to pay for it

Be- Bea- Beatiful :')
Tell me /fit. Will I ever get this kind of a girl?

user, listen to me, try picking up an instrument. You can't go wrong with guitar but if you want some sick forearm gains, learn the bass and git gud enough to learn how to slap. Nothing like a slap and pop sesh or feeling your forearms burn trying to keep up with The Trooper after setting a new PR at the gym.

youtube.com/watch?v=X4bgXH3sJ2Q

Bump for Harris & Iron Maiden.

This band gets me through shit.

Yes does it for me

Felt like a champ when I mastered the bass line for Roundabout

youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

Step 1 is to delete all these pictures of girls. Judging by the admittedly high quality of the pics, I can say that you've been collecting for a long time. Stop that, it's not good for your brain to have an unlimited selection of virtual women.

Is warhammer 40k Veeky Forums approved hobby?

I'm in Toronto and I feel people are not very approachable. They are polite, but quick to end any confrontation. I think it's because if someone talks to you they almost always want money.

This guy has the right idea. You cannot go wrong learning an instrument. I picked guitar because I have a decent voice and girls cream their pants if you play and sing a song for them. But bass is pretty fucking fun, and the backbone of any good song. Drums are alright too, but I was never that good. Also, you will be incredibly impressive to everyone you meet if you have any idea how to play the piano.

How they got into it, if they could help you out with this particular thing, asking them what they're doing (you can give a compliment if you feel like it).
Just really anything related, i usually make jokes about myself and sometimes them too when i get to know them. I used to joke about how dyel i am, although i have to be careful not to sound like I'm humble bragging nowadays. If you want specifics I talk about cues, routines, exercise selection. Once i was pretty blunt and just started asking about how this guy got such impressive triceps. I am things that I'm genuinely interested about. These days I'll talk to at least one person when I'm at the gym. And there's this Chad a few years older than me who always benches with me

>Not rhythm guitar

Rhythm guitar gets you all the pussy and gives you a right upper body workout because it is extremely exhausting (that is if you are playing thrash metal which in the only thing guitars should ever be used for)

Guys that dedicate enough to do lead can't be swole and usually are scrawny low test betas.

Bass is fun but you can never enjoy it more than guitar.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=lCsH1g5ZESk

>Bass is fun but you can never enjoy it more than guitar.

I beg to differ

youtube.com/watch?v=UeAECmaJ7Ms

Get these pictures off of your phone/laptop for starters

Lmao, I meant with intermediate skills that you could develop in under 3ish years, not old farts that have been doing it for 30+ years, We are talking about things to pick up not things to master.

I have been playing for roughly a year and I can play pretty much anything that isn't a solo. only things I need are more endurance, and better equipment that doesn't make everything sound like shit. Other than that it's just improving very slowly with practice.

the girls in toronto are the worst girls in the world

I used to by one of the most popular guys in high school.
Always had people swarm me and tried hard to impress me in college.
I got sick of all these people who were faking their personality for attention from me.
I got sick of people with no ambitions and no morals.

I changed to college in diffrent city, and now I talk to no one. Even now some peole stick to me like glue. But I dont want them.

I feel sad and alone, because I long for a worthy friend, but no one seems worthy.

A friend who you can not only laugh with, but who is there with you to support each other and inspire each other. To challege each other to move forward in life.
And one who does not indulge in degeneracy like premarital sex, alcohol, backbiting etc.

Dance lessons? Go to a proper rave. Cant enjoy it? Do some mdma. May get you laid even

go do a bunch of things, even if they scare you

>bungee jumping
>speed dating
>go on a motorcycle around the world
things like that

You'll probably meet people, but even if you don't, at least you won't be a bitter old man who didn't do things. Even if you think you won't like something, still do it, then you'll know if you like it or not. It will also make you more interesting and will have stories to tell

also stop posting porn with every post; constantly see guys saying "how do I stop being autistic" meanwhile they spam waifus and qts, take a break from porn and you'll be better off in many ways, notably confidence (stop treating women such like a prize and obsession)

You have the typical female mindset of waiting for mr right. There is no such thing, you need to mold the people in your life to your liking. You can't expect people to read your mind unless you tell them what you want from them.

>my coworkers think I'm autistic
same here and they actually like it, no lie. just dont be a dick.

Go ahead and try changing people's characteristics and way of life.
You will see how that leads to nothing teenager

youre fucking retarded

lick my nuuuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuuuts fag

>A friend who you can not only laugh with
>who
>whom
It is you who isn't worthy of me.

I have a wife with similar ass-legs composition. In ten years of marriage she's been refusing to do that.
I've given up.

>women ask themselves WHY we cheat

OP im giving you the most basic and useful tip I can imagine. Talk to EVERYONE it doesnt matter if its the cashier girl, the bus driver, the janitor at your work place, coworkers, receptionist..everyone. Conversation and being "outgoing" is a skill that you learn so you have to practice it... Do it a lot and git gud at it, you'll eventually do it without overthinking and it will be more natural.

she sounds like A FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jk don't involve her in your creepy fantasies you creep. it's her body. if she doesn't make you happy i'll be glad to fuck her stupid cunt and asshole for you.

i dont know what to say to people

and doubt people actually want to talk to me

You don't need friends after high school, alcohol takes their place
As for the kv thing, just get escorts desu.

Not OP but I absolutely hate talking.
I don't care about your child, dog, work or hobbies. I don't want to hear your stories.

Stop thinking. Stop.

Let intuition guide you through conversation.

What if my hobbies are forcing my dog and child to fuck each other? Bet you'd like to hear about that, creep.

One thing that helped me being more out going was having a friend even more autistic than me im always forced to keep conversations with him and it kinda gives me confidence boost knowing there are people worse than me

Thats the thing. Get over your fear of rejection by talking to people you dont give a fuck about.

Then die alone and bitter.

No.

My pussy stinks. It smells like doo doo and garbage.

>thrash

>that is if you are playing thrash metal which in the only thing guitars should ever be used for

lol

This, ever since I found faith again, life keeps getting better and better

How do I into religion you guys? Church is so boring.

You gotta have faith f-faith f-fath and fuck guys in the bathroom

Pray

That old PUA shit will fuck you up though. There's no focus on making yourself better in the old school PUA methods. It's all about performing the right lines and hitting the right switches and you'll end up faking your way into a failed marriage if you aren't careful.

Let's say I enjoy drinking and doing cocaine every Saturday night and have no plans to stop anytime soon. Is that still cool with the Lord?

Yeah dude wtf
Gay dudes are the ultimate bros
Most well-adjusted gay dudes (not weird fags) have plenty of female friends and can give you a hook up or advice. If he hasn't made it clear that he's interested in you, then he's probably not.

Gay dudes are just like straight dudes except they're more stylish and suck a few more dicks than we do.

Just state an observation when you're buying something from the store.

Ask them how their day is going. That can take off into a conversation at least 20% of the time and if you work on sounding sincere people really appreciate you asking. It goes a long way.

Penis!

this desu senpai
Im currently in the process of befriending a gay guy at my college. He is always surrounded by the hottest qts and has dece banter

yeah right faggot you're trying to suck his dick and boner

That's an OK looking broad, I land sluts like that on the daily

We lift for Klossy on this board.

seconded

any tips/resources for learning bass?

www.gofuckyourself.tv

motherFUCKER there are NO tips on that website

you asked for tips OR resources. the website has RESOURCES

>t. assbandit waiting for the time to strike and plunder a straight man's ass.
im not falling for your lies

NO

youtu.be/bSff0Ami-3E

LOL, that is fucking ace.

>fleshlight is at the post office
>have to wait till tomorrow to get it

What kind did you order? How much?