/ NoCum /

why should OP fap? why do you want him to masturbate? this is literally what you're trying to get him to do with this post. why?

why would it be bad to have your lust under control? honestly if you can't keep your hands of your dick for more than a week without effort you are pathetic... I mean honestly.

The wise men of the old age said to preserve all autumn and winter and have sex in spring.

follow nature.
cumming in your hand is not what nature intended.

i did for like 20 days i was a fucking emotionless monster
also, what if you dont cum at all? probably worse

Nocturnal emissions are unavoidable bro.

I'm going to continue lifting 5 days a week and fap 1-2 times a day, sex 1-3 times a week, and I don't think any of you can prevent me from doing that

HELLYEA BOI

no they arent. i avoid them all the time. after a few of them i just really hated it because it was pretty much just instant nutting and i would wake up to sperm going everywhere. it's not much pleasure since there's no real stimulation on the dick and it's a hassle to clean it up and be awakened in the middle of the night, so i just subconsciously dont like it

i'm going to continue only getting 5 hours sleep a night max while drinking a shitton of energy drinks, having sex with sloots 3-7 times a week, lifting with cardio 5 days a week, and skipping classes and getting drunk almost every day, and i dont think any of you can prevent me from doing that

in the 3 years I've been regulary practising nocum I have never ever had a wet dream

sex dream. sure, but I have those even more when I wank.

and when I have a sex dream I actually never ever cum. It's frustrating really. slamming that dream pussy but not being able to cum.

Usually I go lucid and just go find other things to do. Cause the dream poon isn't really interesting once you know what else there is to explore.

How do you do it then?
You don't have to have to dream to have a nocturnal emission. Sometimes it just happens.

idk i just always end up not fucking to completion whenever a willing sloot appears in my dream. sometimes i get close and then my consciousness will kick in and i'll be like "oh wait this is a dream right now and not real". this reminds me that i dont really care much for wet dreams and also ruins the mood a bit too

if it does happen then try to brainwash yourself or negative reinforce the experience or whatever. say to yourself something like "next time this wont happen" or whatever and just brute force willpower your brain into not doing it again. for me the shitty experience of being awoken abruptly to have to clean up is enough of a negative experience for it to be ingrained in my head

Day six no porn or cum. No desire for a relationship though, going /volcel/ after I had casual sex once this year and it did nothing for me. Since I need a trusting connection but don't want that, celibacy it is.

this is ridiculous. do you really believe you need to jack off every day/few times a week? we live in a world where everything is extremely excessive. you just don't want to stop because you have been doing it all your life.

there is literally nothing wrong with doing nofap for a few months. "killing your sex drive" is just a meme for you and others to use as a coping mechanism so you can continue your habit. Ask yourself, can you seriously discipline yourself to not jack off for one or two months? I can almost guarantee that you lack the willpower to do so

>it's not so toxic there
this some jewspeek shit im missin ?

...

desu the ideal is that sex should only be had if it's with your wife in order to make a child; anything more is absolutely not necessary at all. imagine if the vet recommended that you give your pets an emission every week for "optimal health". all the animals in the wild get on fine while busting a nut like maybe a few times or less in their entire life. what reason is there to masturbate ever?

this

well see about that. I really doubt it just happens.
I'll do nocum for atleast half a year until next spring and get back to you.

desiring for a relationship is normal.
But this too shall fade when you have better self control.
That's ironically also when bitches throw themselves at ya. when you stop caring

there's a lot of pestering eachother but yeah compared to the filth of /b/ this is still heavenly.

you are correct. Truly.

for women its the opposite

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19138375

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3782434

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3183515/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8713972

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11734697

>more orgasms if you are a woman = good
>more orgasms if you are a man = bad

men give and females take

>when u give too much as a man = bad
>when u take too less as a woman = bad

we all know the phrase "man that stuck up bitch needs to get laid!"

it all adds up. nocum is legit. but no need to go longer than 30 days each time imo

Holy shit are you kidding? Veeky Forums is so fucking aids

i'd ideally have one day of sex every two weeks.
But an entire day of fucking and laying in the bed.

I'm honestly making tons of money because of biz and cryptos.

>its bad 2 to do the one thing our body is biologically built to do

ayy

> pulling out your dick and cumming in your hand every (few) day(s) is what your body is biologically built for.

You are straight up retarded.

>orgasming is bad for our body

wew lad u bois sure are smart

you make no sense but I don't expect anything else from a disgusting daily wanker.

imagine willingly cucking yourself because ??????????????

if anyone knows a lot about cucking yourself it's you.

Wanking your dick, watching your porn. LOL
I have to go now. I hope you one day see the light and stop wasting your seeds.

lmao sure thing bud

take note guys.
this is how retarded you become when you wank yo dick everyday.

>dont do the one thing you're built to do because??

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2017-07-06-frequent-ejaculation-may-decrease-prostate-cancer-risk/

> Jimmy ?
> "walks up stairs"
> *knocks on door, opens it mumbels:*
> Jimmy what are you doing dinner is rea-....
> fap fap fap (wanking noises)
> Oh my good lord Jimmy stop that it's degenerate
> MOOOOOOOOM NO
> NO MUM YOU RETARD I'M BUILT TO WANK EVERYDAY
> LOOK AT THIS STUDY MUM ITS HEALTH TO WANK YOU DICK ON THE DAILY

fucking retard.

Enjoy your prostate cancer. You should jack off occasional, it's good for you. You'd understand that if you weren't some retarded 20 year old college student who spent his teens hopelessly addicted to masturbating to easily accessible pornography and in your infinite stupidity you think Catholic tier retardation in the extreme opposite direction is the way to go. It's called moderation you stupid little faggot.

>living at home
>not jerking off because mommy gets mad

fucking lmao, this nocum things make way more sense now

Nothing wrong with wanking once in a while when you get naturally horny. But if you use porn or pictures of naked women to jerk of its not so natural anymore.

and this is bad becase...

Excessive masturbation in youth actually causes prostate cancer.
It also permanently lowers your test and destroys any and all potential gains you would have gained if you simply kept your hand off of your dick as an adolescent.
Enjoy your small skinny fat effiminate body tiny numb dick and inability to enjoy basic sexual activity.

Sauce I want to jerk off now you mother ducker

>moderation
Moderation is a stupid fucking meme. Either do an action or don't. Degeneracy is degeneracy and you're just LARPing as a balanced person when in reality you're addicted to penis pleasures like a lesser ape.
>MUH PROSTATE
>falling for the fapping lowers prostate cancer pseudoscience
Typical duped hedonism-addled goyim. You poor saps never learn.

>file name

Honestly, I thought this whole nofap/noporn thing was bullshit. Then I involuntarily did noporn when I didn't have internet for 2 months

Holy shit I feel so much better without porn

Nofap longer than 3-7 days is still a meme, but noporn is legit

>Moderation is a stupid fucking meme
I take it that you do 30 day water fasts too?

Nofap is a meme and I can explain why.
Masturbating too much will slightly lower test levels. However, not ejaculating will eventually decrease the levels even more. For peak levels, only ejaculate every seven days.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12659241

>The purpose of this study is to gain understanding of the relationship between ejaculation and serum testosterone level in men. The serum testosterone concentrations of 28 volunteers were investigated daily during abstinence periods after ejaculation for two phases. The authors found that the fluctuations of testosterone levels from the 2nd to 5th day of abstinence were minimal. On the 7th day of abstinence, however, a clear peak of serum testosterone appeared, reaching 145.7% of the baseline ( P < 0.01). No regular fluctuation was observed following continuous abstinence after the peak. Ejaculation is the precondition and beginning of the special periodic serum testosterone level variations, which would not occur without ejaculation. The results showed that ejaculation-caused variations were characterized by a peak on the 7th day of abstinence; and that the effective time of an ejaculation is 7 days minimum. These data are the first to document the phenomenon of the periodic change in serum testosterone level; the correlation between ejaculation and periodic change in the serum testosterone level, and the pattern and characteristics of the periodic change.

IDK what about sex? If I have sex and masturbate a lot, I gain more test..

No that's not how it works. I'm not saying you should abstain from sex but it definitely doesn't increase test levels. Your testosterone levels slightly climb after abstaining from ejaculation and then drop sharply after 7 days

>masturbation is good for you
you're not gonna get me to masturbate. you fuckers itt need to stop trying to convince people that they must masturbate
>oy veh you bettah watch out, you'll get cancah if you dont maturbate, goy
i've seen all the studies people link to back that up and i dont buy it. everything causes cancer according to studies

why does that mean you have to masturbate every seven days though? over the course of a year, how would the serum test of a group that ejaculated every seven days compare to that of a group who was abstinent all year? and what about over the course of five years? also serum is just one small part - that's not even the main testosterone and there's plenty of other shit that's factored in too.

>collective-evolution.com/2013/08/07/buddha-boy-goes-10-months-without-food-or-water-scientific-community-is-baffled/
faggot

Are you serious?
Is this fucking retard who doesn't understand anything about how the body of a human works the guy you people are listening too?

The test levels of men fucking fluctuates.
Hourly
Daily
Weekly
Monthly
Yearly
Up down Up down.

No fap is to make the ups HIGHER and lost longer and the lows not so low and last for shorter periods.

Get it?

P.S.
It's been proven that test levels remain elevated for as long as you abstain. Best part? Body learns how to use what test you have and begins to drink it in. You get gains like a motherfucker.

Is it easy being this stupid?

user, you've been lying about the harmful nature of masturbation for years now.
We've posted dozens of studies that say you're full of shit.
We all know it's you.
Stop it.

>you're stupid
no u

Instead of nofap why don't you guys just swallow the cardio pill?

>why does that mean you have to masturbate every seven days though

Because if you keep not Masturbating your test levels drop even lower than if you had fapped every day. Highest test levels are from fapping once a week because you get the initial boost but not the drop off that occurs on the final day.

All of that is fucking wrong.

Is it a good idea to use this?

Yeah, helps get rid of deathgrip.
I recommend getting a Venus Real (soft) from queenscat.

Degenerates want to drag the rest of the world into hell with them

How is it wrong? Did you not read the study? Which part of their methodology do you disagree with

I got a blowjob today. oops.

I went almost 5 months on no-fap. It's entirely a meme. Beat off when you feel the need to, but only to your imagination or fucking weather girls, whatever, anything but porn.

It's fucking useless. All it'll do is make you hard as fuck to everything, give you wet dreams, and intermittently kill your dick. I went two weeks without being able to get hard, at all, like impossible. If a girl had wanted to fuck, I would have looked like I have ED. Finally ended up beating off because I gave my mom a hug, and when she gripped my back my dick got harder than calculus homework.

Noporn is fantastic tho. It makes women more attractive and changes your perspective of what is acceptably pretty. Not in that it lowers your standards, but it breaks away from the bimbo idealization that porn gives off. If you quit porn, I guarantee you beat off less, so nofap is even fucking dumber.

I disagree with your idiotic interpretation of it.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11760788

>lost libido at 23
>haven't fapped in 18 months

:^)

Came into my gf last night. None today, she didn't shower and went straight to bed, I'm going to fap in about 30 minutes. I don't get your dumb nofap meme.

Lose weight, fatty

No fap and no porn is great but why not bang as many sluts as you can? I love busting a hefty load once every week or two with a girl. I also think I'd be homicidal if I didn't.

FUCK

It's too late for me, then.

enjoy your AIDS

>Do noporn for 2 weeks to 2 months.
>Relapse on porn and end up wanking 3-4 times a day.
>End up repeating this cycle over and iver again.

How do i break this cycle brehs? I feel great while not spanking it to porn but then it seems like something clicks inside me and i end up feeling like shit afterwards, but i do it anyways. What do?

D...did this happen to you?

Yup.
But you can undo some of the damage and start over.

lol no your not

lol who the fuck would fap without porn

>>collective-evolution.com/2013/08/07/buddha-boy-goes-10-months-without-food-or-water-scientific-community-is-baffled/
i somewhat agre with your posts, but this is fucking dumb and if you want people to take you seriously dont post monks doing stuipid "magic"

>nigga
Niggroid ape/white thrash, get the fuck off my board and be a hoodrat elsewhere.

You are a literal cuckold. Go play with your willy like a good goy and let the big boys talk, sweetie.

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Just bust in your gf every now and then. You shouldn't get use to the feel of your own grip

You're based user
Thanks for the help
Godspeed

This makes sense.
I haven't fapped in so long that I had two nightly emissions during the same night, felt hella nice and I've been at it with my gains.

There is a psychology behind most addictions where you take anecdotal evidence and buzzfeed-tier research and you get someone who justifies his addiction or his fix. He's convinced himself so much that he'll react strongly against real science
>T. Liberal

NoFap is just a way to preserve your zinc and therefore your test. You lose like 3mg, just take a zinc supplement dood.

for guys in a relationship who are worried about this, i have a tip
buy some fucking body oil. you can make her cum so fucking fast with just your hands, it makes it so easy. also it'll help make you stand out as a sexual partner in her eyes because a) you're not using any toys/vibrators or w/e so she'll appreciate it as all down to your talent, even tho in my experience body oil makes it easier to get a girl to cum than a vibrator, and b) most guys would never bother with shit like that and even if they did it would almost certainly just be a small amount of lube. body oil doesn't have the same lubey connotations in a woman's mind, it smells a lot nicer and if you make a point of spreading it around and making it part of the experience she'll start associating you specifically with really good sexual experiences that start off like a massage and end with her cumming really fast and really hard.
best of all from the nocum perspective, you can get her done and dusted in like 8 minutes or less, making it less likely you'll give in to the urge to just stick it in at some point during

how satan