MANLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

MANLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

TINDER OFFICIALLY CONFIRMS 5’11” IS NEW KING OF MANLETS

5’10 RELEGATED TO PRINCE OR MANLETS

So basically we just have to have a job and be nice to their mother. Lanklets BTFO

>Will always think of the other
You're not very good at this, especially since one is a freebie and one is easily achieved

This basically says

Job=height=being nice

I'd say it's the opposite of btfo

>Forever 5’8”

What’s the point in trying if she will always wish you were six foot?

I'd be curious to see the triangle they have on women

>good body
>does housework
>has touched less than five dicks

Imagine the outrage

>has a job

yeah, that's only half the information.

>Is under 200 lbs
>Is not on antidepressants
>Is under 30

Choose two

How the fuck does this confirm 5'11 king of manlets? If anything it confirms that 6 foot is considered tall in the general population. Also it equates height to having a job and being nice to mother.

taking everything seriously is a sign of autism

> under 150 pounds
> nice to your friends
> good cook

They'd face nation wide backlash if they did one on women.

>random fuck from tinder chad
>has to be nice to the roastie's mom

But he's never going to see her mom.

>physically attractive
>funny down to earth personality with no drama
>isn't a sloot and never had a sloot phase

What if I'm over 6 feet, I have a good job, and I'm fucking her mom?

That entire page is ran by cuck women. Reported that post for bullying.
>muh feelings

>THICC
>produces breast milk (protein shakes) but never been prego
>BRAAPS in the shower with me

i don't want to be forced to pick only 2 of those
probably more of a tinder constraint on quality than a typical mans desires

Average height in united states of manlets is 5'9 and they stress so much about height.

Here where I live avg is 6'0 and literally no one gives a fuck, as long as you re taller than 5'10 its okay, no one stresses abour some magic number.

>using tinder when you're not Chad
unfuckingbelievable Tbh

NO NO NO NO NO
REEEEEE
ITS NOT FAIR

How much does it cost to fuck one of these chicks?
Asking for a friend

I literally have all three of these qualities, they're not exactly hard to achieve lol

Who the fuck introduces their tinder fuck to their mom?

>hey mom Id like you to meet the guy thats going to stuff me like a turkey for the next two weeks and then never contact me again

I put 5'11.9 on mine for my height and it's getting me matches they think I'm 6'0 but taking the piss, jokes on them I'm 5'10

why do you care about what some cunty whore wants?

because he wants to get laid. so, in order to do so, OP needs to meet the cunt's criteria for having sex with him.

>sexy
>sane
>single
Choose 2

i'm all 3 to my gf though. and i didn't meet her on tinder

goddamn i love being me

make it a line

pick only one

>not ugly
>had 5 dicks or less in lifetime

Really shows how low women must set their standards, since when is having a job and not being a cunt anything other than a given?

>tfw 6 feet tall shoeless

feels good to be the King

>pick 1

Noice. So if you have a job and can turn on the charm to an old lady, you can get laid even if you're cursed with being a manlet. Why even bother lifting?

you understand it wrong, the point of it is to show that being six feet is the absolute MINIMUM

Damn that's pretty accurate

I just wanna watch a big tall bull like Shaq seed a womanlet like Ashley Tisdale, is that too much to ask?

>lets me fuck her
>doesn't let anyone else fuck her
>is attractive

>not a slut
>on tinder

pick one, and ONLY one

Surprisingly accurate. I'm 6'1", have a well-paying career, and don't like my mother-in-law.

>having a mother-in-law
lel don't get married dumbass.

Too late, already did it. If it makes you feel better, we're Southern and have more traditional values that most of the rest of the country.

>tfw 5ft3in

>isn't fat
>can cook
>isn't crazy