Why lift when THIS is what girls truly want?

that chick looks like she sucks in bed. the kinda chick who just lays there with her head turned and her eyes closed, giving half assed little moans like she's only pretending to like it. I hate unenthusiastic fucks. I like a real chick who will push up on you while fucking doggystyle. A real chick who will ride your dick by bouncing up and down, not some blonde little princess who only rocks back and forth while on top. What is that rocking back and forth shit? Who is that for? Certainly not for me.

>trying to justify the chubby chicks you can get

I mean you're right man, oh yeah totally, I'd just hate it to spread those juicy thick tighs right below that beautiful slim waist and look at her perfect pink vagene and sculpted marvelous ass. Get that shit away from me

brb gonna swipe a single mom on tinder

are you retarded?

>doesn't understand what feels good to a girl
>wonders why they lay there and pretend to enjoy it

You seem to be suggesting real life sex isn't like my pornographic movies. I am very confused.

>What is that rocking back and forth shit? Who is that for? Certainly not for me
Kekd hard.

p-please respond

image search you stupid fuckin faggot

Sorry man I hold exclusive rights on jacking off to her

is she a spic?

Sorry I'm from east asia

Reverse you literal retard

This girl is my type. Any more?

Nah that's what this one, clearly retarded girl, wants. He's surely going to be cucked any minute now.

Meanwhile many girls do not find scrawny guys attractive at all. Shit id bet most girls.

>tfw she's gently bouncing on your cock

I cum buckets every time

I found her and her instagram doesnt have english

no results fag

>tfw megachode so it would fall out when she bounce
If a subhuman chink like me can find her then maybe you're just a nigger

whats her name ?

post your body and I'll tell you

no homo

And another garbage thread by a 17 yo virgin. Dude there are 400000000000 women on this planet.
They aren't all the same nor do they have the same interests

>If a subhuman chink like me
stop larping white man and give me that name

>white man
I wish I was white

>I wish I was white
stop larping white man and give me that name

Nigger I got told to find it myself and I found it
its your turn

some literal fucking retards itt

>vitoria_mondoni
keep larping pink dick. maybe one day your life will get less sad

IT AIN'T FAIR

nothing is

Preach. Girls have types just like guys do. I kind of miss the art school girls I pulled as a skelly raver desu.

did Veeky Forums really change the "to be honest" acronym into desu? That's hilarious.

The more pain you feel in this life, the more rewards you will have in the next. Life is a ledger and it must balance.

yeah, years ago i think.

>being this new
desu senpai you are a cuck.

>The more pain you feel in this life, the more rewards you will have in the next.
I can't imagine the horrors you've seen to try to rationalize pain with such delusion.

What's so unfair about it? People kiss their gfs all the time, they just posted some video of them doing it. What's so special about that? You can do the same thing with your girlfriend. You do have a girlfriend right?

>2017
>lifting for women
reddit is the other way

Everything must balance in life. Ying and yang. Good and evil. Pain and pleasure. Anal and vaginal.

They are phenotype matched
>eyes that are super far apart
Entirely developmental and generally an attractive trait, male models all tend to have above average and relatively wide-set interpupillary distance.

You have brain damage.

d-delete this

this girl looks like the girl everyone had a crush on in high school

cute af

...

you lift for you, since women don't know what the fuck they want, so stop worrying so much.
get swole for odin
cunts will be cunts

lurking Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums is like reading a good 500 page book

>a cocaine salesman

Chances are high that this look is not sustainable after he hits 26.

Start living healthy to stay looking healthy.

>he fell for the Veeky Forums jew

yesss boy, stay in the gym all day and leave those pesky women for us...