Friday Night Veeky Forums Feels

OH SHIT I DIDN’T THINK THAT WOULD WORK

>when you're so autistic it comes off as alpha
that was actually well memes my friend

going to the gym later, not sure whether or not I should do legs, push or pull. Any thoughts?

My nigga

Who's in Denver and wants to go see Zomboy with me tomorrow?

Fuck guys I started studying mechanical engineering and have to commute to a small town every fucking day. My friends moved out from my city and now I have pretty much nobody to hang out with.

These past couple of months have been depressive as shit, one of the lowest points of my life. What the fuck. Two years ago I started to climb out of my autism phase and started to engage with people and went out every weekend and now I have nobody to talk to. I have reverted back to my old self where I can barely hold a 30 second conversation with anyone.

Make a friend in college you nerd

>alone in front of my computer
>my crush probably gets fucked by 3 different guys this weekend
wew

>I've opened a bottle of Jack Daniels, let's hang out.
m8 it's 1 pm here control yourself i'm still at work but i'll join you asap

>How was your workout today?
non-existent, just like every day this week
got a new job, my schedule changed, so that nice gym i used to go to is no loner viable. i was going to sign up for another, not as nice but way closer to home/work gym, but rhinitis and getting used to my new schedule fucked me up. this monday, i swear.

>Got any plans for the weekend?
yes, tonight in fact, my younger brother grad party, shit's gonna be cash, disco night tomorrow

>Got any feels to get off your chest?
i'm afraid i'll grow bored of this new job, but as it is, equipment i need to do my shit is out of service, so yeah, boring days.
also, afraid i'll give up on lifting (started lifting 5 months ago before this almost 2 week break).
gf is steadily becoming more sedentary/less fit, it used to be the other way around, and fit girls are what get me going lately. also we've have had a bit of a dry spell, and she has a meh-ish sex drive while mine is crazy. she stopped taking the pill and sex with a condom on is not as fulfilling.
doesn't help there's this kinky girl willing to bend backwards to please me in everything but sex stuff, tho i'm sure the offer is there, just non spoken. i wouldn't cheat on my partner tho.

Did 20 100m sprints today and nearly puked. Tomorrow in going to nurburg for a day to go sight seeing.

Just had my last lifting session at my highschool gym. I graduated last year and then immediately had a 10 week work term at a naval base. My first year of Electrical Apprenticeship starts on Oct 16 so I've been working out at my old highschool gym in the intervening time. Feels weird man

>I've opened a bottle of Jack Daniels, let's hang out.
My man! I love some JD. I've quit drinking for the most part (I think I might be allergic or it triggers my IBS exceptionally badly) but from time to time will have a bit of JD because it's worth it.
>How was your workout today?
No workout today because travelling, but worked out yesterday and the gym milf receptionist that I'm banging was working out at the same time and we were checking each other out. Feels good man.
>Got any plans for the weekend?
Having a good time with the family!
>Got any feels to get off your chest?
Finally getting over the ex. I will keep her social media banned and blocked on my browsers forever and hopefully never see that she exists again, but I do hope that she gets fat as fuck as she hits the wall (younger than me) while I get fit as fuck and if she gets in contact with me asking to get back together once she realizes what she threw away, I can just respond with something along the lines of "Do I know you?"
Also since I started banging the receptionist I am now in double digits of how many women I've slept with. Pretty cool.
Very happy with my gains progress.
Have escaped out of an entire year of depression and anxiety, if life continues like this I will be extremely happy.
Hope you're doing good user. I like these threads.

same thing happened to me. I fell into alcoholism.
Dont make my same mistake user.

GO MAKE FRIENDS YOU FAGGOT

I don't like that feel

Went full roid mode doing leg day on an empty stomach feeling like rich piano and ghandi at the same time.

I don't even get it. What the fuck is meant by "birthday suit"? Sorry I have a bad case of brainlet induced autismo.

I got dumped this summer and I acted really fucking weird/insecure the first weeks and now nobody wants to talk to me.

Post more pics faggot

>coworker used to like me
>I never pursued it cause “don’t fish in the company pond” advice
>she gets a boyfriend
>leaves the job
>a year later
>see her from time to time and say hi

I kind of want to ask her out now, it would be out of the blue but she’s a real qt. What do y’all think?

The suit you wear when you're born
Your parents didn't get baby photos taken with you in a suit and coat
Are you from China or something?

this guys gonna fuckin make it.

you best be getting laid soon, user.

Yeah I have been drinking now by myself after studying for the past 8 hours reading fucking beam theory. I need to go out.

I genuinely cant tell if my co worker like me cause of the tism.

>Touches my hand and grabs it every time im "doing something wrong" at work
>laughs at my shitty jokes
>talk to her a lot

But then the next day or so at work she'll be very quiet and wont talk to me much at all or try and avoid me or something, Prolly gonna ask her out on sunday anyways

Because you refuse to ask her out, you beta bitch boy. How many guys do you want her to fuck before you ask her?

its been 2 weeks you fucking dumb cuck i barely know how to work half the fucking store

>How was your workout today?

Gym is renovating, so will only workout monday now, feel kinda down desu, but checked out the local pool, will prob start swimming again, so there's that.

>Got any plans for the weekend?
Got a kanji test tomorrow, will run sunday morning for meditation and probably pass sunday at home studying for my test, wanted to go to a indoors climbing gym, but no one to go with.

>Got any feels to get off your chest?
I found by chance and finished reading "onani master kurosawa fist" and had a fucking breakdown. The MC is me, the reason i'm lonely right now is entirely my fault because i mistreat and show disinterest to every single person that approaches me, down to my Japanese course friends who are all huge weebs and i always make up lies not to hang out with. I long for human contact but never made any efforts to get it and instead blame the world. I don't want just pussy, i want to feel like when i was 15 again and couldn't masturbate to the girl i loved and who later became my friend cause i would "soil" her. I haven't felt anything even similar to love in 10 fucking years, nor had anyone who came close to be called my best friend. It took a fucking japanese cave painting to make me realize what i wanted all along was to fall in love again, to have meaningful relationships, and no amount of lifting will ever get me that. So i broke down crying and am in the process of picking myself up. Deleted porn folder, will go on no fap, go back to swimming, looking for more hobbies that will take me out of the house, deleted WoW and gave a random guy my acc, shit like that.

I want to change, i want to love again.

>2 weeks
That's like 5 guys that already plowed her in the meantime.

Going to a party and a girl I wanna hook up with is coming. If things don't go to plan I can call up my fwb later.

Lmao fuck off, I'm getting in that tight euro pussy ASAP

Workout is good, taking an inter-set poop right now. Squats are fun but not when you're about to burst like open floodgates.

Gonna hang out with the GF tonight, maybe get some Mexican food or sushi happy hour.
Tomorrow watching some cfb (Go Frogs!)
Feels? I've been with my gf for 3 years and had a sex dream about a coworker this week, felt strange.

Just woke up still tripping a bit from my acid trip yesterday Now I have to go back to eat and lift cause i spent like 18 hours withhout eating

>unironic DFW posting
Aren't you embarassed to live there? Not even other Texans like you

Nah not embarrassed at all. Fort Worth is chill af, Dallas is meh and corporate but I'm a lawfag so it's where the jobs are.
I don't really care for much of Texas outside of DFW and Austin tbqh, too hot and flat

Canada so basically the same thing.

just got back from a sunny holiday and am sitting in a traffic jam right now, but whatever

havent worked out in a couple of weeks, did some cardio though. it‘ll be climbing with friends tomorrow and sharing holiday photos and then i‘ll put a new workout routine together, i’m thinking about trying out layne nortons PHAT

This is my last post here, i'm blocking Veeky Forums today after 5 years here. Learnt a lot of things on Veeky Forums and on this website,played a big part of who i am, but this place is starting to affect me in a negative way, so it's time to move on. I love all of you bastards, and we are all gonna make it.

Godspeed anons

>starting
I've been here for almost 12 years by now. There is no turning back.

goodbye user, you glorious faggot. I will see you again in a month

just give it a break from time to time, that‘s what i do. if i get too annoyed, i just leave for a few weeks, works fine desu

>being muscled and strong gives you confidence

I fell for this meme. What else can I do that actually helps me get a gf.

social gains x F until you get a gf

>that last part
Are you me bro
Literally want to be exactly 15 again
>hang out with anime friends
>best friends I could call at 3am
>inb4 redpill
>inb4 future was hopes and dreams
>inb4 letting myself get hurt

Lads, I fucked up.
After a period of back issues my physical therapist said that some lighter dead lifts should actually help my back out if I'm careful. But of course I got cocky and now I can barely stand up. Sure hope this is just temporary and not a setback.

Meet girls.
Talk to girls.

Also im asking out this girl soon i work with but we start at different times, finish at different times, and have breaks at different times all this week. It's like a complete hands on job where we cant talk to anyone unless there right next to us and cant have phones. how do i get her number if im speaking to her like for 5 seconds once every hour with everyone around us

going on a date with my old crush from HS. :)

She really mellowed out after HS/College. Saw her a few months ago at the grocery store and we hit it off really well. She works at restaurant since job market for lib arts suck. I'm currently doing FP&A at a really big middle market company. Just got the registration for my Audi A6, can't wait to suprise her with it. Hope I finally get laid today after weeks of dating.

Last Friday I went to a grad school party where the only two attractive girls in my cohort were both crushing on this one Italian guy in my program named Paulo. I'd previously gotten to know one of the girls pretty well, but she damn near ignored me at this party, which felt sorta bad but whatever, thots will be thots.

Evidently he chose the other girl over the one that I know pretty well, and now she's come crawling back to me, flirting with me in class like nothing happened last Friday. Now Paulo is having a birthday party tomorrow night where everyone is invited, and I'm sure I'm gonna run into this girl there. He's a cool dude and friendly towards everyone, so I do want to be there for at least a drink or two. Not really sure how to feel about being the guy left on the back burner, though.

Going to a uni party rn, wish me luck lads

On second Pull day of the week on my PPL program.

Will probably go home and eat clean. Pass out.
i'm gay and wish I had a boyfriend to cuddle with and sex.

>How was your workout today?
Rest day, but yesterday was good. Hopefully tomorrow is good as well.
>Got any plans for the weekend?
Yeah I got a test on Monday that I need to study for and starting up a new dnd campaign for some friends tomorrow.
>Got any feels to get off your chest?
Not really just tired, slow week. Wish I had some beers on me.

When the best time to text a girl after getting her number to avoid appearing needy. I got this girl's number yesterday who I have a crush on. She's a runner so I was going to invite her our to run with me.

Don't treat her like the love of you life, if she does want it, fuck her, if not, fuck other girls. Just don't get emotional attachment, ffs.

you make this thread every friday. do you really have a bottle of jack every single time?

just wondering

dont send multiple or lengthy texts
thats about it

Did you honestly open a bottle of Jack Daniel's ? You also did that last friday...

wtf is this a thing. Americans man

I maxed out on bench press last weak at 225X5
tried it Monday only 2 reps. I figured i fried my cns so iv taken the rest of the weak off from heavy lifting and did "pump and fluff" with reps at 10-5 is this a good idea?And when should i start lifting heavy again? Can any of you long term lifters and strong bros help a dyel out?

I know this feel. I am there now.
Had to move for work.. people down here are.. not very bright and generally mean spirited. Or druggies. Or all of the above.

k gl my nigger

Came back from the doctor/plastic surgeon a while ago
It's confirmed gyno, surgery should be either in the 11th or 28th of November, the surgeon team will have a cost of 1000€, now I'm waiting for the hospital to tell me how much they'll charge.
After that I just need to email the surgeon if I want to go ahead or not and there I go guys, finally I can be a narcissistic cunt and show the world my shredded body

Just kinda bumped I'll be off the gym for 4-6 weeks most likely, and now in a time where I'm bulking nicely, getting strength and aesthetic gains but oh well, it'll change my life

>on a cut
>going out tonight
Been better than good all week so fuck it tbqh

About to go to a high school football game. My oneitis will be there. I think she likes me back, but Im so scared of getting embarrassed that I won't do anything. Call me a pussy Veeky Forums

Gonna be a lonely weekend Veeky Forums... should I go to work and get some stuff done?

another friday night in alone. just like every other night of my life. what should i do instead Veeky Forums?

current plans:
>lift
>read
>browse Veeky Forums

i'd like to go out. but i have no friends to go out with.
should I try going to a bar by myself? or will that just lead to more disappointment?

>How was your workout today?
fine. I'm not very pleased with my OHP form today though, in some reps I couldn't lift/low the bar straight, and the weight felt way harder than it should
Got any plans for the weekend?
No, I will go to the gym again tomorrow, I go on monday/wednesday/friday but couldn't go on last wednesday so I went today and tomorrow. Hate to fuck up the schedule but sometimes it has to be.

Got any feels to get off your chest?
tfw no gf of course. I could get a gf but I'm sick of non-virgin whores.

>How was your workout today?
Workout was amazing. Somewhat humbled myself today and focused on working the muscle instead of trying to hit a number.

>Got any plans for the weekend?
Back day/deadlifts tomorrow, legs/squats sunday. No drinking for a few weeks while I try and get my diet back on track. I'll also be studying and doing homework and netflix.

>Got any feels to get off your chest?
Pushed a lot of people away recently because I was stressed out and wanted to be alone for a bit. These people were primarily coworkers and I can tell it has affected some of them to the point it makes them sad I ignore them at work, but honestly to spark up a friendship again would only continue the cycle of abuse that happens when I need space from people. Some people don't understand boundaries and how to let a person get over their shit without taking blaming themselves, or feeling they are being attacked.

I'm sure in some way, everything will smooth over and the angst I feel from the situation only makes me want to hit the gym harder. Works for me.

Hi Bros.
Workout was cool, i like the new routine I pulled out of my ass and been doing some progress, I do the 4 compounds thrice a week and I love it.

I don't know what to do this weekend, got a talk about breast cancer to prepare, might do that or play The Witcher 3, or go on a couple Tinder dates.

Fucking feels, still trying to get over the break up with my girlfriend, feel less shitty, but still miss her like crazy.

YES LAD

Never understood what the stigma is with a dude going to a bar alone. I do this without even thinking about it and end up in awesome conversations with strangers.

Just need to stop being a little bitch and pick the right bars, user. Start out at your local gay bar.

this. interested to see how you followed that up.

>eating clean and denying myself of foods i love for a long time
>lifting for almost a decade
>tfw see some fat or skinny fat fuck downing nuggets and soda with his cute girlfriend
>While i eat boring chicken breast and broccoli alone
Why even lift brehs? It's demotivating to see these people eat junk and have what I don't while i eat clean for nothing. there is no justice

is it because the suit is just being naked?

...aaaaand STOLEN!

I'm not doing so hot user. I fucked up my first semester at uni, I transferred from a CC. No friends, shit grades, no motivation. Never thought it would go like this. Started bulking about a month ago, I've gained a little weight but my strength gains have been subpar. Realised I've been doing the same linear program now for two years just spinning my wheels.
All the things that used to bring me joy just seem like shit now. I'm almost 25 and I'm still 2+ years away from finishing my degree. Fuck me man, we are all gonna make it r-right??

They are disregarding their own health and all they have over you is a relationship with a woman that will be over within a year. You have a physique that you crafted for yourself. You have a disciplined mind a body. If a cute girlfriend is your goal work for it with the same intensity and drive you work for higher stats and a better physique with.

holy fuck, horseshoe theory autism version. looks like if you go so far in one direction you end up in the other

Are you a fun person to be around?

confidence and good looks turns cheesy shit good

>tfw see some fat or skinny fat fuck downing nuggets and soda with his cute girlfriend
>While i eat boring chicken breast and broccoli alone

oh god fit have lots fucked up people, that is called body dismorphia, severe insecurity. go to a psychiahtrist and start living

join a club, go join events, just do some shit and try talking to people

So I just got my first paycheck from a white collar job this week. My gf saw how much I got paid and demand a $1k shopping spree with dinner. How can I say no to her without getting her mad? We've been in a LTR for two years now and she is my first gf.

True, if I said shit like that the police would be at my door in five minutes.

ya don't have to eat chicken and brocolli to make gains. get better at cooking brah.

Say that it isn't a good use of the money and you're saving for something even better.

No, it's a surprise. Shhhh.

Then either don't give her shit, or, if you actually care about her, a nice vacation somewhere cool in 6-18mo

.....wat

Yes the dinner. Go and buy one thing each, but don't blow a fucking thousand dollars on a whim.

Is that her? If so, and you get along, go, ask her, and rail her fucking soul out every night.

>gym is going well
>learning to drive finally
>broke 1000 followers on my art social media
>still didn't get the girl and have even lower self esteem than before
>just want a friend to go out and have drinks with every now and then instead of sitting here alone every weekend

>thinking you can get out
Sorry dude, you are here fucking forever.

>Went to some kind of fair with a couple of friends
>There is one girl I really had a huge crush on when we first met
>Didn't work out of course. Got over it
>See her kinda flirting with another guy, they stand reeeaaally close while talking

I don't feel like shit now. It just felt like someone was poking my side with sth mildly sharp.
I just want to fap, but nofap lyfe