How do I achieve this mode?

How do I achieve this mode?

1xAutism Flu Shots
3x12 REEE

Unobtainable. Only God like genetics exclusive to Ryan himself will provide.

Look up "contouring". It's a make up technique that women do to make their noses, cheek bones, jaws, etc. look different.

The same thing happens in Hollywood. Contouring can make your abdominal look better, or even look like there is abs there when there isn't even any...

3 scoops of protein

You can't. Ryan Gosling is what you'd call a "genetic freak". What took him one year to get might take you 5+ years to achieve, and even then it's not guaranteed

Stop lifting for 6 months.
Eat 40% usual calories.
Get a tan.

calisthenics and a spray tan

>asymmetrical titties
yes, I too, can eventually look good with my own asymmetrical titties
also does anyone have that copypasta of Ryan Gosling at the store? the one with electronic interfettance or someshit

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.