Tfw gymcel

I overheard a bald out of shape 40 year old guy talking about his sex life
>hit on a 26 year old skinny blonde
>took her to a hotel
>put clothes pins on her nipples and made her get on all fours
>said stay in that position while I take a shower
>turns the light off and leaves the room
>after the shower she is still in that position
>sticks electric toothbrush up her ass and turns it on
>fucks her
>shows his friends pictures
How can someone who isn’t in shape do stuff like that to a girl when I am in my early 20s work out and can’t even have vanilla sex?

Confidence if a big thing. Fake it until you make it. Quit caring what women think until you're in a long term relationship. Then let them into your feels.

I literally texted my wife for one day before telling her I wanted to fuck her face. Those words exactly. Her response was, "when?"

money.

Money

yeah im gonna have to go with money on this one

How does having money get you a one night stand?

This. Also women love being treated like whores, and being degraded.

>when I am in my early 20s work out and can’t even have vanilla sex?
cuz ur a big pussy bitch lol. You know how when you're talking to people and you think it's awkward because you think you're not socially competent, yeah that's not real you're just trying to find a reason to not step out of your comfort zone and it causes a negative feedback loop and development of an avoidant disorder.

Just stop giving a shit lol, what's wrong with you? You see how there's fat guys banging chicks left and right while you're still a virgin, why can't you do that, faggot? It's because you're a coward inside and out, just stop giving a fuck.

Punch yourself in the face as hard as you can while screaming "I will fuck the next girl I see" then go up to her and tell her "I want to face fuck you." Lmao how is the human species even going negative for birth rates, the women have never been sluttier.

>has clothes pins in his hotel
>puts his electric toothbrush up a hookers ass

Some girls like shit like that, but the small details don't really add up. Bullshitting braggard strikes again. Here's what probably happened:
>called an escort over
>he starts grabbing her tits and she tells him to take a shower because he stinks
>comes out the shower and fucks her for a full minute and a half before cumming
>can't get it up again no matter what she tries to turn him on
>tells his buddy later he fully grabbed some slut by the pussy and banged her

Have you ever experienced that you are intimidating to women, for example being in a position of authority (boss of some woman, team leader, security...)?
This is also one of the reasons why women cheat so often with their bosses. It is the submissive role most women love and are sexually attracted towards.

>overheard
He was lying you gay retard

SOME women do. some don't. why is this concept that not all women like the same thing so difficult for people?

>SOME women do. some don't.

nothing wrong with that statement.

t. Roastie McToasty

incels

yes, I must be a female. brilliant, flawless logic on your part. jesus christ, how retarded has people on this board become?

Money girls do stupid shit to get a husband

>Quit caring what women think until you're in a long term relationship. Then let them into your feels.
How to get cucked 101. Lmfao stop giving advice u fkn virgin neckbeard.

He was probably lying, but even if he wasn't, it's not like he could do that at at will to any chick he wanted. I had a roommate that looked like Uncle Fester and he would bring a girl home every time we went out. But he also made an ass out of himself every time we went out by throwing himself at anything with a vagina. He just kept trying until someone said yes. If you have no shame and can handle rejection you're bound to find some thirsty skank that will be down for anything.

The short answer is confidence and experience. On the other hand, money, and identifying whores also helps.
>inb4 all girls are whores

It's half bullshit, OP. I've worked plenty of dead end jobs and know the exact type you're talking about. Wouldn't be surprised if it was him actually. Anyway I've seen the pictures and they ain't skinny or blonde they are fucking rough cunts, I'm talking thrown in the ugly tree and they hit every branch on the way down, they look like chainsmoking cowboys.

Anyway OP once you start to get older (24-25+) you realize that everyone is full of shit. It defiantly wasn't some girl like the pic you posted.

You'll get cucked anyway.
There is always someone who is better then you and will take your girl given the opportunity.

Upset roast-hosts detected

Because you are aware. They are not.

Wear expensive clothes and jewelry, drive expensive car, be generous with spending. Women think they hit the jackpot and are on their way to live like a Kardashian.