Please do not swing your fucking forearms about from the elbow while walking. Please do not swing your arms like a fucking pit and the pendulum motherfucker.
I've seen a few guys now who keep their upper arms basically stationary while swinging their forearms wildly. It looks fucking ridiculous and that isn't how normal people walk.
Additionally, i've also seen poor attempts at emulating a natural male swagger where the retards are flinging their fucking arms right up and back, like their hand is almost at pec level. Pls stop. It looks just as retarded.
And don't fucking force the side-to-side motion. Some people (usually ultra manlets) really fucking force a side-to-side sway and end up looking like they have one leg shorter than the other.
Shoulders back, move the entire arm in time with the step of the opposite leg, don't move it up too high, allow the natural mechanics of the walk to give you a slight side-to-side sway.
Basically, please just stop being fucking autistic.
This board has reached next level autism holy shit
Landon Jackson
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Charles Cruz
That OP pic, mother of fucking god...
Brandon Jenkins
Virgin Looks like a Sigma!
Cooper Foster
this meme has become unreal with the virgin / chad thing
Chase Perez
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Anthony Hill
It's the blue aura flame thing he has going on there.
Nicholas Gomez
Holy fuck. I actually love to do this walk when someone needs help from me just for a dramatical effect. Can't get any better than that
Connor Smith
dog I do the exact same thing LOL I also say things like, "here comes dad"
Nathan Hall
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Gabriel Morgan
Fuck you faggot I do what I want
Henry Jones
~~menacing
Jack Ward
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David Allen
Oh fug right in the feels
Caleb Clark
These are gold
Jonathan Sullivan
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Isaac White
I can't walk without wobbling. I don't know how to fix it. I don't know what exactly causes it. Could be my knees could be my hips etc. Makes me really self conscious though. I get made fun of for it. I can lift weights no problem.
Isaac Barnes
Keep those elbows loose, kiddo
Anthony Martinez
even the chad virgin looks better than the virgin chad, how does he do it?
Jacob Robinson
nice
Isaiah Turner
He gymcels
Christian Murphy
NANDATO?!
Ian Lee
You identified them by their faces
Luis White
my sides I am dead
Ayden Clark
Fucking kek
Kayden Thompson
If you have to be told how to walk or have to consciously think about it, then you're literally a fucking failure at life.
Gabriel Miller
>swinging your arms, ever that's what fat people do to gain enough leverage over their own body weight, so they can propel themselves forward at a glacial pace
Daniel Reyes
>mark time, march! >what do we do when marking time? Dress and cover, dress and cover >how do we march when marking time? 9 in the front, six in the rear, that's the way we do it here
Elijah Richardson
Chad Payne
Owen Thompson
Virgin: >has to summon aura and pose dramatically to look cool
Chad: >doesn't need aura or pose at all, looks cool without even realising it
Is it bad that i needed this thread my whole life. Walking is the only exercise i can't master. Also I am pretty sure I have taught my 1 year old to walk like a retard, by demonstration. Please help.
William Sullivan
> tfw I walk to the tempo of the music I’m playing
Benjamin Rivera
DELET
Samuel Allen
more pls
Bentley Scott
Is this traced or is it genuine Jojo inspired virgin v chad OC? It's fucking fantastic either way, 10/10 meme art.
Camden Nelson
Little of both
Hudson Roberts
why am i crying?
Elijah Myers
he turned 30 yesterday now his wizard powers are kicking in chad will tremble in fear soon enough
Dylan Perez
you fucking pog
Joseph Garcia
Did you even look at the meme? Chad swings his arms wildly like an inflatable tube man.
Noah Smith
Because he's drawn from the MC POV.
Luis King
damn nice, i want a virgin friend
Austin Lewis
oh you bastard. got me good.
Lucas Baker
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Jason Rivera
What about walking without swinging my arms?
Charles Martinez
My new OTP
Ayden Carter
>another thread full of failed normie teenagers preying on each other's insecurities
why can't you just go back to facebook
Jace Reyes
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Jose White
Virgin is actually villain in this frame
Jace Phillips
TFW Chad freezes time to punch Virgin to death
Evan Jenkins
Long strides actually make a person seem confident. Short strides make a person seem timid.
The original meme image actually had these facts backwards.