The Virgin Walk IRL

Please do not swing your fucking forearms about from the elbow while walking. Please do not swing your arms like a fucking pit and the pendulum motherfucker.

I've seen a few guys now who keep their upper arms basically stationary while swinging their forearms wildly. It looks fucking ridiculous and that isn't how normal people walk.

Additionally, i've also seen poor attempts at emulating a natural male swagger where the retards are flinging their fucking arms right up and back, like their hand is almost at pec level. Pls stop. It looks just as retarded.

And don't fucking force the side-to-side motion. Some people (usually ultra manlets) really fucking force a side-to-side sway and end up looking like they have one leg shorter than the other.

Shoulders back, move the entire arm in time with the step of the opposite leg, don't move it up too high, allow the natural mechanics of the walk to give you a slight side-to-side sway.

Basically, please just stop being fucking autistic.

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>stop walking how me no like it
>stop walking like this too
>walk with your arms perpendicular to the ground at all times
>also don't walk too much

Why does Virgin look 300x more powerful than Chad?

GOMAD+SS

There are people that don't know how to walk

Virgin stole the body of Chad's great great grandfather.

You'd get more (You)s if you posted this on /r9k/

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Fuck off retard, this is how alphas walk
youtube.com/watch?v=rLBUd3r1y3I

This board has reached next level autism holy shit

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That OP pic, mother of fucking god...

Virgin Looks like a Sigma!

this meme has become unreal with the virgin / chad thing

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It's the blue aura flame thing he has going on there.

Holy fuck. I actually love to do this walk when someone needs help from me just for a dramatical effect. Can't get any better than that

dog I do the exact same thing LOL I also say things like, "here comes dad"

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Fuck you faggot I do what I want

~~menacing

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Oh fug
right in the feels

These are gold

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I can't walk without wobbling. I don't know how to fix it. I don't know what exactly causes it. Could be my knees could be my hips etc. Makes me really self conscious though. I get made fun of for it. I can lift weights no problem.

Keep those elbows loose, kiddo

even the chad virgin looks better than the virgin chad, how does he do it?

nice

He gymcels

NANDATO?!

You identified them by their faces

my sides I am dead

Fucking kek

If you have to be told how to walk or have to consciously think about it, then you're literally a fucking failure at life.

>swinging your arms, ever
that's what fat people do to gain enough leverage over their own body weight, so they can propel themselves forward at a glacial pace

>mark time, march!
>what do we do when marking time?
Dress and cover, dress and cover
>how do we march when marking time?
9 in the front, six in the rear, that's the way we do it here

Chad Payne

Virgin:
>has to summon aura and pose dramatically to look cool

Chad:
>doesn't need aura or pose at all, looks cool without even realising it

Chad stride
youtu.be/F8KO5YQn2Qg

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Is it bad that i needed this thread my whole life. Walking is the only exercise i can't master. Also I am pretty sure I have taught my 1 year old to walk like a retard, by demonstration. Please help.

> tfw I walk to the tempo of the music I’m playing

DELET

more pls

Is this traced or is it genuine Jojo inspired virgin v chad OC? It's fucking fantastic either way, 10/10 meme art.

Little of both

why am i crying?

he turned 30 yesterday
now his wizard powers are kicking in
chad will tremble in fear soon enough

you fucking pog

Did you even look at the meme?
Chad swings his arms wildly like an inflatable tube man.

Because he's drawn from the MC POV.

damn nice, i want a virgin friend

oh you bastard. got me good.

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What about walking without swinging my arms?

My new OTP

>another thread full of failed normie teenagers preying on each other's insecurities

why can't you just go back to facebook

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Virgin is actually villain in this frame

TFW Chad freezes time to punch Virgin to death

Long strides actually make a person seem confident. Short strides make a person seem timid.

The original meme image actually had these facts backwards.