'Mirin thread: autism edition

This happened last night
>Be Me
>High school senior, 18
>Used to be fat manlet
>transfered to all boys school sophmore year
>Now 6'4" ~210
>Much stronger than any teenager in my low test liberal town, but average for my school
>Benching Lmao 2pl8 5x5
>My old highschool crush walks in
>she doesn't recognize me
>don't acknowledge her
>wearing joggers with school name on it
>She walks up to me
>Asks if if know a few people
>do you know a guy named user?
>oh no
>I'm user
austismengaged
>she freaks out and is all surprised
>grabs my shoulder and says how big I've gotten
>I literally say "you too"
>she gives an awkward giggle
>I say goodbye
>Drive home
>left my gym bag
>Call gym manager that I'm bros with
>He's laughing when he picks up the phone
>he saw the whole thing
>tells me he'll give me my bag tomorrow
I don't want to live on this planet any more
(sorry for shitty format, first greentext)

>underaged posting is this rampant
This site is truly dead...

Shit happens, maybe you can still fix that by being less autistic next time

>18
>underage
pick one

>finally got Veeky Forums
>getting tons of mires (at least compared to my past)
>too scared to act on them because I fear false accusations (I think that I'm socially retarded so the risk of one is very high)
>just stare in the distance stone faced and pretend I don't even notice them
>if a girl approaches me, I give one world replies, never ask her anything back and then GTFO as soon as possible
>not celibate though, I regularly visit prostitutes
>every single time they ask me why a guy like me pays for sex
>always fuck them only doggystyle because don't wanna see their faces

I might be slightly fucked in the head, dunno

>just stare past them stone faced

Fuck I do this too. And I can feel women glance at me while I'm working out but I pretend I don't see it. I just want to work out. Also

>been losing a fuckton of weight
>Woman that's a regular at the gym approaches me and talks about my progress
>immediately want to dip out of the conversation for no reason, can't take a compliment either

social anxiety is a bitch

>senior year of High school
>me and this girl get along and part of this social circle in class
>says I have a nice shirt
>tell her I also think she has a nice shirt
>gives me pic related face but with more of a smile
>she laughs at my jokes through out the school year
>invited me to smoke weed but I rejected her offer because I'm a straight edge faggot and muh gains
>prom season
>indirectly keeps saying she doesn't have a date
>respond with "that sucks"
>haven't spoken or seen her for 4 years

I feel so fucking retarded and wonder if she was into me. What could have been...

Anyway, I know she works at a nearby Starbucks. Have been thinking about "accidentally" encountering her during one of her shifts. Don't drink Starbucks though so I don't know why the fuck I would supposedly be in there.

it's chad to not acknowledge people

live like a windrammer as u fuck

I don't have anxiety really, I can open my mouth in social situations easily, too easily even. I just see women like I see hand grenades and snakes AKA "avoid if you want to live".

It gets slightly awkward when, for example, they come up to me and ask me "How are you?" and I reply "Fine, thanks" and then they'll keep waiting for me to ask "How about you?" and then they wait some more and then they wait even more and finally it dawns on them that it's not going to come. But it doesn't really make me anxious or anything, it feels more like shutting down a street fundraiser.

the future is now, old man.