As a Veeky Forums man, have you ever been CatCalled?

had a car full of whales roll down their windows and yell at me "We want to suck your dick" i moved my head to the side and let my wife bertstare.

I don't think I've ever been catcalled that I can recall, gotten plenty of comments about my hair that were weirdly sexual though.

i've only been catcalled and been aggresively groped by black women.

if i had jungle fever i'd like it but race mixing is degenerate.

Same. If I could get the same amount of satisfaction from banging a dude as I do w a chick I would be all over it

Every now and then.

Many times and it was great every time, even when the fat ones are doing it.

Sometimes it's just girls shouting compliments as I pass on the streets, other times it's groups of girls catcalling and taking pictures from their vehicle or wherever.

My favorite is when it's just a beautiful girl on the street and you're both staring into their eyes and you just say hey and they get a big smile. Or milfs that the grocery that's fucking great too.

This except the porno imagination.

>Be pajeet
>Lose legs in car accident in India

No amount of lifting, career, or money will change the fact no woman will ever have romantic feelings for me. But once I came to terms with this, it's actually really liberating

>no
>yes

>beautiful girl on the street and you're both staring into their eyes and you just say hey and they get a big smile.
Does this really happen? :(

deep

u have to go back and get an arranged marriage

>become insta famous for being a Veeky Forums amputee
>fuck the grills you inspire

Yes a handful of times. I'm very jaded and I do not like it. Women are awful. Usually after the fact I feel good about myself, but actually hearing the cackling "woo girls" being unashamed public sluts just makes me sad and angry. Kalki needs to hurry his ass up.

Only by fat chicks and old ladies

>Kalki needs to hurry his ass up
Hang in there bro, we're gonna make it.

I'VE BACKTRACED YOUR IP. YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED TO CYBER POLICE.

>I wish being gay was a choice

LMAO have you never heard of the navy("it's not gay when it's underway")? Or seen a show about prison? Or known a "lesbian until graduation"? Of course it's a fucking choice.

The last part isnt catcalling, more like mirin. But still good for you, breh

Yes. When I played baseball in highschool the softball girls used to always say nice butt or cute butt to me.

Kind of sad because I would always just mean mug them and ignore them. I was a really serious, angry fucker that hated everyone, including myself. Taking steroids has suppressed my eternal longing for self-satisfaction. As I grow larger and stronger, my muscles hold back the voices from devouring me and everyone around me.

JUICE UP

All the fucking time. Sluts in mexico are shameless

Need pics of stumps.

Caught a girl 'mirin at the gym today, and once a girl grabbed me while I was leaving the bar and then turned and smiled at me

Semi-off topic, but the worst part about being a manlet (5'11") white dude is that the girls that I'm attracted to (thiccc latinas and PAWGs) only like a) black dudes or b) tall as fuck jock-style white dudes.

As a fit man no. But once a group of drunk women catcalled me when I was kid looking out the window of my moms car

i did get called but i think they were making fun of me

>Of course it's a fucking choice.
no schlomo, it isn't

I legitimately can not take a compliment, I always think they're mocking me

Yes. I was a high schooler doing an event where the best students from each high school would go to a university and set up a mock Government.

I ran around a corner of the campus and pretended to do a 360 dunk on the archway. I thought nobody was looking

>tfw thicc negress thought my hops were mad enough to go to jail for

Yeah you can choose to be horny enough to fuck the same sex especially if you know it will be years before you see a women again but it doesn't mean you are necessarily attracted to them. It's like people who are starving to death and decide to each other to survive. Never thought they'd do it til they had no choice.

Some people are born just wanting to suck dick though. I know several guys who got their asses kicked daily for being gay. If it was just a choice I think they would've chosen to be straight at some point because their bullying was relentless.

The guy said he had no choice, he does people choose to be gay all the fucking time.

Not saying all gays choose, but many do. Some are brainwashed into it. Some have a fetish. Some are born that way

I lived next to frat row and one day I passed a group of sorority girls on the sidewalk and one flashed me her absolutely perfect tits and they all started yelling "FREE THE NIPPLE", pretty sure I said "t-thanks y-you too"

Been catcalled more than a few times. Not a fit man tho

>As a Veeky Forums man, have you ever been CatCalled?
Not fit, but 6'6. Yes I have.
>Have you ever been "Catcalled" by a group of women?
Yes. Always on the beach or at Publix. Last time by a group of 10 black middle aged woman in Ft. Lauderdale.
>Did you get offended?
No. Made me feel pretty good.

No, user.

>when you're so chad you instantly turn 25% of the women who see you into nazis

noice

I'm sorry, how are you feeling now?

Not a catcall but I had girls staring with bed eyes, something that never happened when I was a fatfuck.

Topkek

>Walking down the street when a woman whistles at me
>I instantly stop
>Turn towars her and fast-walk at her
>She is smiling
>Smile turns to fear when she sees my angry expression
>I slap her right across the face with all my might
>Her friends gasp loudly and try to comfort her
>They can't believe this could happen to them
>Continue walking
Why are women so fucking rude?

I've been winked at before when I was 19 by an older women , wasn't even fit. She was probably a cougar or something

I think some indian woman will,bc women tend to pass over stuff like this. See it's not a genetic thing so she won't be instantly repulsed . Just build the nicest mud hut in your hood brah
Or go on some mediocre but slighlty intellectual career path like a doctor and start going for roastie fat sjw virtue signalling pussy.
They give great bjs

Dressed fancy for a court date.
Had my ass fondled in the buss like 3 times...

THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

Catcalled on the street? No.
Being groped, improperly touched and getting unwanted offers from women at work? All the time. Especially by those higher on the corporate ladder.

I have an office job (several offices actually as I'm a consultant) and have no idea why women think it's okay to treat men like a fucking piece of meat when they flip and lose their shit shouting sexual harassment if a male does this to them.

It's like they pay for my services and then they think it also includes me prostituting myself. Fuck them.

PS: the worst was when the CEO of one of my clients asked me to accompany her to a meeting in another country because she "needed my expertise" to better negotiate. So we flew to fucking sweden. It was just the two of us, she took me out to have dinner at a fancy place, wanted to get me drunk and then invited me to her hotel room. Turned down the offer. She took it pretty bad. The next day the meeting was a generic talk about different projects that had nothing to do with my area of expertise. When we came back home she informed me she's canceling my contract as my counsel is no longer needed. Fucking bitch.

yeah when I was fat I had some really cheap jeans,like 5-8$ bc I didn't want to spend money on good clothes(good thing I didn't), so I was walking towards a mall located on the outskirts of town and there was me and these two sub-mediocre chicks who probably worked at that superstore and spotted my very cheap jeans and made like a loud joking comment to themselves but obviously directed at me
It felt weird for some reason
Also when I was at uni there were these two cute alt-thots in the men;s bathroom sharing a ciggie and I bumped into them and had to piss but couldn't

When I was a teenager it actually happened quite a few times. I still get shit for it when I get around my old group of friends.

>the girls that I'm attracted to (thiccc latinas and PAWGs) only like a) black dudes
no ,you actualyl got that backwards.
Women tend to cut off men who they think are,"above their league" ,so bc the stereotype is that black men like fat asses they go for that bc women hate being turned down,it like crushes them
. The b cat is probably the top 5% or thicc,but go for the 95% ,make them feel sexy, "niche " women tend to feel like outcasts in normie world,femlets,thicc,really tall etc etc
It's why you hear models going"I was really shy and felt really ugly in hs before ms weinstein came and groomed me to stardom"

Nah, but I do catch the QT3.14 lifeguards at the pool taking a look from time to time.
Gotta take the small victories as they come.

Not by random women but my friend's girlfriend keeps making comments and stuff. She referred to me as the "man of steel" within earshot to her friends who I was talking to at the time. She greeted me one time by grabbing my shoulder and rubbing it. She complemented me on being a big guy (for you) infront of her boyfriend. Can't tell if she's just trying to get a reaction out of me (she is a bit weird) or whether she's trying to fuck me.

>return to India
>build toilet
>became local leader because you own a toilet
>find a girl you like in your area
>try and find a way to express your love
>shit outside her house

Don't worry bro you'll get laid

Twice in my whole life

Both times I just ignored, but it was oddly stressful.

Last time, i visited the family.
My aunt and mum fondled my abs and biceps when it came to say goodbye.
Not even memeng here.
Felt awful.
Even with other women. I don't like being touched. I don't give a shit about shittalking, but touching goes too far

Let me guess you live in (((the south)))?

>Things that never happened...

Dude. Why are you not banging your way up the corporate ladder and cementing your position through blackmail? Never going to make it.

Been called sexy once, and got slapped on the butt by a girl another time
Both time I left so they couldn't see me blush

because it isnt real

exactly , its actually not cool

Fugg I am also 5 11 and thought that average is 5 9, am I fugged goys?

Was at a costume party not to long ago with my girlfriend went dressed as Clark Kent just got tons of attention from all the sluts at the party. When it came down to play pong all the girls were making comments like I want to play with Superman or why does she (my gf) get to play with him? Made my gf feel like shit but I can't say I didn't enjoy getting a few mires.

The best that I recall was a woman ~30yo sneaking a photo of me in the mirror when I was passing by. She wanted to make it seem like she was taking a photo of herself but the phone was clearly pointed at me. I just smiled at her and she looked away awkwardly. Later in the workout noticed her a few times looking at me from the other side of the gym

PAWGs?

I think that quite some people are actually a bit bi but they just never really thought about it that way

what do they do with photos?

>tfw remember once i was jogging on evening, it was dark already
>some 3 cunts go on sidewalk, and they call me over from across the street
>ignore them and continue running with my suicide tempo

sometimes chicks are mirin, but thats due my height and frame, my face is meh tho and my confidence levels are below garbage

I'd guess she sent it to a friend or something. I had never seen her at the gym, so she probably just went once to brag to her friends or something and I must have been her bragging material

phat ass white girls
rare phenomenon

>tfw crushing on that one girl
>she has amazing fat distribution, tits and ass, kinda thicc already
>tfw she lost quite a bit of that fat
>all that booty she had under tight skirts is now gone
>ywn make her squat and deadlift at the gym
just!

Never been cat called. Guess I’m not attractive.

that happened to me for the first time this week when i took the bus back home form the gym
the bus was super packed and i had to stand inbetween some girls with my gym bag between my legs
after a few stops i felt some light touching on my butt from behind which continued for about 10 minutes until the bus emptied and i saw a girl leaving the bus from behind me looking like >pic related
dressed in black
black hair covering her face
small petite probably no older then 16
i think ive got fondeled by a real life tomoko

A female security guard squeezed my butt once when she checked me. Another one was giving me this stupid smile the whole time she was checking me too. It was in Asia though but I'm not white.

Looking forward to the next security checks. It is almost always women doing them here

Several times. Sometimes I really had it coming (walking at the beach, got a boner in swim shorts and didn't bother to hide it), sometimes it was rather surprising (just walking down the street in normal clothing (rather fitting jeans, though) and getting wolf-whistled by some schoolgirls).

Autistic faggots.

Why didnt you hide it? Public boners are awkward af.

>today on subway
>i am standing with my arms crossed
>girl sits infront of me
>looks at me
>i look at her for like 2 seconds
>she continues to look for a bit then after maybe 40 secs she leavs her place and walks away from me and sits down behind me

Huh? i don't get what happened. I didn't stare at her or anything. i am not disgusting looking and only slighlty Veeky Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=MQNCcgMjkNo

Not by a group. Im pretty used to the hot sloot coming up to me and eye fucking me at parties though.

I've had it that girls literally slap my ass but I'm too shy to respond. That same girl started talking to me on Tinder a few months later, just out of the blue. I've known her for years

No, I'm 5'5"

what a fucking hero

lmao at all the autists here that make their excuses when this guy is out kicking ass from such a disadvantage

Since this is a rape thread now apparently.

Had my butt pinched by a fat black girl in highschool while I was talking to some friends. Also had a hot roastie friend of mine feel up my abs in a similar situation which wasn't as bad but still kind of degrading.

Maybe this is why women say I'm intimidating, now, when I used to be happy and inviting.

>>Not for fitness, but sometimes when I carry my guitar I get catcalled. Feels good but also kinda creeped out, even when they're beautiful woman

I've had my ass slapped a bunch of times. Once or twice some chick has grabbed my dick. Every time I go out usually one drunk girl will walk up to me and feel my arms or hug me. The most recent one I can think of happened a few weeks ago when this girl at a bar started humping my butt with her friends laughing.
I'm always smiling (not serial killer smile) so I guess I'm a lot more approachable than most people.

Only by older women and only in either Spain or Barcalona.

>when walking into small shops
>for some reason there's often an elderly retired woman sitting on a chair next to the entrace
>''So tall! Very handsome man!''

I was walking to the gym and a car full of presumably drunk girls drove past with the windows down and deepthroat by cupcake blaring, and one of them leaned out the window and yelled, "hump me, fuck me" while making eye contact. I figure they would've probably done it to anyone they drove past but I was flattered that it was me.

>female cousin invades my personal space while playing in the pool with the rest of the family
why

Fuuuuck, I'll never complain about unfair conditions again. That is one of the most inspiring things I've ever seen.

had some girls yell "yeah baby" out of their car at me the other day

to be fair i'm pretty dyel and it was dark, I'm assuming they were fucking around
>or maybe I am become chad

Fuck her brains out. That'll show her

Fuck this man.

Happens so often.

>be working in San Francisco
>ratchets and fags everywhere
>as I finish helping two black ghetto tattooed in prison looking women, I take my break
>they follow me down the escalator and starting talking to me
>"damn you so fine. "
>"oh you thick with all them muscles look at you."
>"girl you see how thick his arms look hmmm."
>" let me get a piece of you boy."

I was flattered but Jesus that was fucking awkward.

...

Normal people don't want to fuck their cousins. He didn't even say if she was hot or age appropriate. The go to response can't be to fuck everything into submission, protect your dick.