ASMR

I've put Heather feather blowing in your ears on loop almost every night for six months

thoughts on this one? first time watching an asmr but only watched like 2 minutes in. (serious) started to get an unexplainable diamond-tier erection because i could hear the slobber in her mouth. ????

How so?

fucking christ forgot the video:
youtube.com/watch?v=SeUyzOP3mys

REEE fuck off! this is my ASMR waifu, I'm not sharing!

>Ephemeral Rift

I see you’re a man of culture as well.

All gold, also
>Hermetic Kitten
>softlygaloshes
>ASMR Power of Sound
>MissChloe
>Pandora
>CordeliaCharter pre-nosejob
>Springbok

and of course JuicyPeach and Hailey WhisperingRose if you're just listening for the boner

>MassageASMR

The best quality. I wish he'd upload more.

I used to watch Heather a lot years ago but she just doesn't do it for me anymore.

what is this asmr supposed to do to you anyway? I yt an explanation and tldr tinglybrain tingly head. Like wtf is that supposed to do?
Do they have anything to help with anger management? I get really angry and frustrated about some youth running about grafitting and stinking up my area and frustrated that my neighbours don't seem to give a fuck giving useless violence as the only recourse,which will undoubtely get me in trouble as they're underage and I am not

This is my waifu

>tldr tinglybrain tingly head
Something like that. 98% of people just use it as a gf simulator.

Holy fucking shit this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
What is wrong with you cucks if you actually watch this? Why don't you find a gf for the real deal?

Also, what's the best way to listen to this? I have a small (portable) sytem with electrostatic speakers that's great at reproducing voice details esp in my small bedroom. should I close the room and play it on them or go the normie route that they all say to use headphones,as my computer headphones are fairly shit atm.
No way am I playing them on my living room loudspeaker,although it might be fun to do it once

You are missing the point if you use speakers. Most good ASMR is done binaural to create illusion of person/object being there. Head phones are mandatory for that illusion.

youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA

Here's one of the OG ASMR clips that started the whole thing.

Why is she so popular? There are plenty of much prettier girls who produce better content.

Feelsgoodman.jpg

youtu.be/PO_LL2YBh7U

Because this shit is mostly viewed by beta losers that subconsciously think they're not good enough for super hot women so they rather watch mediocre shit

I have a feeling that she's fake as fuck. Yeah I know she's cute, but I'm sure her and her Stacy friends all laugh at all the beta nu-metal guys that hit her up.

good taste anons
Goodnight Moon is my current favorite, massageASMR all time mvp
But I'm missing QUEEN GIBI~~~~

M Y C H E R R Y C R U S H

what the actual fuck is this?
people actually watch these things?
this is peak autism. fuck. i've been on Veeky Forums for a decade and this is one of the saddest things i've ever heard.

Not sure but i'd fuck the shit out of her

delet

I like this girl. Shes not the best in the game, but I do find her very attractive.

>sad
it looks a lot like gf simulatur I know (and it is sometimes), and the roleplays/talking can be quite cringy
but come on this doesn't do anything?
youtube.com/watch?v=weWaPS8ZFPo&t=660s
youtube.com/watch?v=cWSAwwkfi0s

put on headphones get comfy and drift away on the lovely sounds

shit is disociative af

Shes a dumdum amateur porn sloot, but her ASMR is ironically better than 95% of other ASMR'ers

The absolute state of this board. Shit tier taste all around.

>Top Tier:
>Latte ASMR
>Tingting ASMR
>Pigsbum53
>ASMR blossom
A V E R A G E

>Honorable Mention:
>AngeliqueASMR

>>AngeliqueASMR

Shes new and pretty good.

I wish she'd dedicate a 30minute video to just saying her name, the way she says her name gives so many tingles.

would fug desu

>no Gentle Whispering
How could you not include the best ASMR channel out there in your list?

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lol epic epic face
^.^'

Cam girl tier

>no Ppomo

She's cute but this shit is weird as fuck.

fuck you op its no fap november and i just fucking fapped to a youtube video because of you

youtube.com/watch?v=zltEvQK03Hs

I listen to one of these ASMR videos every night as I fall asleep.
I'm somewhat ashamed because it's a crutch for not having a real gf or any real feminine attention.
I hope it isn't having negative effects on me.
It probably is.

NOT Veeky Forums RELATED

this t.b.h.
I'm one of them. I sometimes get uncomfortable watching a 10/10 like IsabelleImagination doing stuff.

This. She's surprisingly really good at it.

youtube.com/watch?v=HF08Ipxnmhg

[spoiler]And somehow the actual fucking porn star is way less sexualized than a ton of the others.[/spoiler]

I like ASMR, but any speaking must be whispered or very very soft spoken, and eating sounds are just disgusting for me.
Some foreign roleplay ASMR is also great to immerse yourself in the language if you're learning.

how can you faggots watch this shit?
If anything it creeps me out, its so unnatural.
I guess this is what people who have no idea what intimacy looks like think its like.

Then again, if it makes you happy good for you

my wife

I heard it's supposed to give a tingling sensation for those who are unable to get it from music.

youtu.be/id5NQwWX5zM?t=152
Does this not give a reacion?

Step aside for the ASMR top dog.

youtube.com/watch?v=vPhUZqOdCsE

The fuck are you guys talking about

kek

imagine explaining this shit to a normie

its just something u dont do

>He's not aware of hidden rare tier

If you ask nicely I'll send you her ASMR lollipop video

Imagine explaining jerking off to someone who doesn't get orgasm.

>so you touch yourself until semen comes out?
>lol wtf is wrong with you, that disgusting as fuck

Basicly these sounds/voices make is feel all warm and tingly in your spine/back of your head. Mild but constant dopamine rush. Relaxing as fuck and in 99% cases when I listen to it I fall asleep in middle of video.

>No thicc jellybean

You guys are weak

Watching a few of her asmr videos in a row and then finishing off with one of her porn videos is the best

>latte
absolute lad

>asian women

she looks like a foot

>I guess this is what people who have no idea what intimacy looks like think its like.
it's been so long... it's the closest thing I can find to it.
it doesn't make me happy, but it stops me from feeling the crushing loneliness some nights.

>springbok

Good taste.

my nigga the witch roleplays are god tier

>mfw an actual ASMR thread pops up on Veeky Forums

Made these earlier after requests from the ASMR general on /wsg/.

Thought y’all might enjoy.

youtube.com/watch?v=pqjLPYKBdyU
youtube.com/watch?v=k0SJU5ouQX0

I love heather's doctor vids. she put one out years ago that sounds legit like having your ear cleaned out. think she used a piece of fruit to simulate the wax being removed.

lately, everyone started using some type of foam or some shit, and it sounds more like scratching than actual ear cleaning.

Where my tapping niggas at?

I love Rogans podcast but have never gotten ASMR from it.

This is the path to erotic hypnosis and I'm not coming back there.

i get the most raging boner from this and i dont know why
youtube.com/watch?v=FFmVzTrrSOY

Only Gentle Whispering and MassageASMR

Phoenician Sailor is amazing, really good video quality
youtu.be/O3-oub8KPPY

>all these new friends missed out on og asmraurette vids

Wow, yeah, thanks doc, depression sucks, feel much better now.

We talking Angeliqueliqueliqueliquelilque hermano?

Indeed my good man.

Her girl outside a party one made me feel like a normie for 20 minute

youtu.be/HG_In6RtdP4

No, who's that?

Here you dirty unculture plebe

youtube.com/watch?v=eiZAYvlfyvw

me too, cant watch for more than a couple seconds unless i fell like consciously hurting myself

>tfw real life conversations at parties are even more basic than that and I truly have no excuse to be a recluse

get back to heem with these goofy ass gta online characters

her content is absolute trash though. i do like listening to her moans and heavy breathing, that gives me a hardass boner

I'm so goddamned lonely why cant I just have a gf already

Whos the best asmr girl to wack one out to?

Pelagea ASMR is the best

sauce pls

i fapped to that asmr darling girl earlier that op posted and don't know how to feel about it now i want a irl 3d waifu just to whisper in my ear whilst i jack off desu

Oh shit I totally forgot to mention Phoenician Sailor, he's like ER but trading in a degree of intuition for the genre with outstanding production.

>you will never go on a Portland road trip with Goodnight Moon and visit the rose test garden
>you will never watch old Studio Ghibli films on a cold winter's night with her, snuggled under a scratchy blanket
>tfw

A lot of this shit is just creepy gf-simulator.

>tfw all my fav ASMR videos got lifted from niconico or some shit like that and eventually got deleted from YT due to copyright

Give me your best hair dresser ASMR with no talking. In return I give you this

youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q

Pretty sure she's gay anyway so you anons wouldn't have had a chance anyway. Silver linings

>PPOMO

How you know user??

sauce for this? i like reading depressing neet mangas even though looking from the outside my career is rocketing.

>tfw listen to ASMR all the time, every day, and am beginning to suspect that I'm subconsciously using it as a substitute for emotional intimacy

pretty sure this is her and her girlfriend

Fuck's up with that pic

anyway, she used to have her insta on her youtube page. Imagine she got flooded with creeps like most of them so she deleted it or changed name. Just remember seeing tonnes of pics with her and some girl over and over again, more couple like then friendly. No actually proof but yknow.