Hey! Bro! Sorry about that surprise flex, haha! I just wanted to get your attention, know what I'm saying...

>Hey! Bro! Sorry about that surprise flex, haha! I just wanted to get your attention, know what I'm saying?! I'm just comig back home from shopping, I got all this milk haha! The fact of the matter *is*: I've seen you waiting in line browsing some fit thing on your phone, or something? Wanna go grab some coffee and lift in my basement later on? Don't worry if you're feeling tired or shy or anything, it's all in the mindset, bro! We'll work on it by listening to some metal! *headbangs* My wife can make us some honey cookies later on! Carbs for recovery, yeah!

What do?

Accept the butt-fucking of course.

actually kys

>Haha, no problem, man! I'd love to go to your place, sounds like a date! Perhaps I'll give you a few tips on how to grow your channel!

I want to see them colab

That would be awkward, his collab with jujimufu was a cringe-fest.

probably because jujimufu is an even bigger meme than Allan thrall

>2018-2months
>turning down sex with men
shiggy

eric did great, juji is always cringe, forced as fuck.

Great thread op

thanks man

>Hey bro! Your panties on? The gym is ready, legs wide open, ready for us to fuck it. The more we lift the closer we get to becoming walking, talking, human BBCs, capable of fucking minds.

Starting to hate this guy desu.

God tier genetics, ultra chad athlete his whole life

>Just lift heavy and do 1 lift a session and drink milk bro xD

Fuck him

I think Juji believed that Eric was exaggerating for the camera when he was really 100% authentic

juji was not prepared for the boogs

U never gonna make it

What was wrong with Juji in that, it was almost like he wasn't even awake or something.

he literally got out-alphad. Every time i see him now i realize he's very immature and puts on a facade in his videos like he's some badass. Did you watch his video with alsruhe? He acts like a fucking child instead of taking things seriously. Same with his gay fuck boy friend. falling all over the place acting like a teenager his first time in the gym

pls go alex

This triggers the virgin

To be fair, it was a surprise visit.

>God tier genetics, ultra chad athlete his whole life
>god tier genetics
He has a decent frame and he's 6'3. Not really god their unless you're underdeveloped.
>it's his fault that I never played sports as a child
>how dare he tell me to work harder
The absolute state of /fit.

Don't know who that guy is but I he sure sounds friendly. Nice thread op :^)

>Looks friendly
>Fucked up vas deferens
>Questionable foundation of vertebrae
>Married

What a shitty "Chad"

No idea who that is, but from the green text seems cool enough. I'd totally go work out and enjoy having a fun new bro.

>he doesn't think Chad is friendly
>half of his criticisms is literally "he doesn't bang sloots"
>muh dick tier

The unironic virgin cope.

i know both sides are memes but are you not supposed to be able to drink coffee like water?

dude seems nice and friendly lets chill

since when is allan thrall a meme? srs question

>since when is allan thrall a meme?
Since day 1.

>are you not supposed to be able to drink coffee like water
It means he consumes basically a gallon of coffee a day. At some point he was up to two pots a day.

Yet he still moggs every aspect of your life HARD

KEEP ON COPING BRAH

Thanks for the invite bro! My mindset could use some adjustment and I thinkhittinf PR's in your garage will help bro
>still doesnt realize the transcendent nature of Chad
Fucking virgins lmao

Alan thrall is a shitty coach with a horrible knowledge of programming and has almost zero knowledge past the beginner level.

I would love to be Frank's apprentice, as he walks the earth teaching me how to slay poossi with the power of only my mind

>My wife
Ruined it

>tfw Eric will never be your bf

I think that was because juji’s antics are just attention whoring but Eric is legitimately out of his fucking mind which weirded Juji out also
>the look on Juji’s face when Eric ripped that 425 zercher deadlift
truly he had come face to face with true insanity

sadly this