He drinks tap water

exactly the opposite, lol
If you go to countries in south america or other countries that are not COMPLETE shitholes, you'll have less chemicals in the water than first world, that's why euros are basically fucking fags

TAPPY TAPPY COOL AND TASTY!
MOMMY! TAPPY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
FLUORIDE STRAIGHT FROM MOMMY'S NOZZLE!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO BOTTLED!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME TAPPY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

Where I live it’s rated the best tap water in the world.

Yes it is. Some places it's fine and then you have places like Flint Michigan. I drink mine straight but you go to the town over and it tastes weird. Best to just have a Brita pitcher or something similar.

water is a fucking chemical kys

Ayup 1 shithole in a massive country had bad water so let's all fall for Dasani Jew!

tfw to intelligent

you can obviously understand I'm talking about other chemicals like fluoride and xenoestrogens

>H2O is not a chemical compound

Spotted the brainlet

Fellow Norwegian?

these guys know whats up. there is no reason to buy bottled water like a cuck when you have better quality tapwater for 100th of the price. and its not infested with plastic, estrogen and other shit like water in plastic bottles.

The CHAD statement The VIRGIN reasoning

Icelandic water is better FACT

The REDDIT spacing

the newfag callout

but I need my sparkling water...

the retard obvious statement

>tons of fluoride
If water purity is being maintained the amount you actually ingest is minimal and aids in bone calcification.

Furthermore, many (as in a ridiculous number) of bottle water companies bottle from municipal sources. As in regular tap water.

And then there are the potential health risks from plastic bottles.

Basically never going to make it brah.

Everything you can put in your body is some kind of chemical or another. This is why organic chemistry is the study of chemicals.

This guy is bad af

>tfw don't even need to brush my teeth because my tap water supplys my teeth with fluoride

Kek

> he drinks water
Don’t you realize that everyone who ever drank water died?

>fl
>uo
>ri
>de

This is the quality content I come to Veeky Forums for

everyone who ever drank water died, I think this guy might be high

everyone who didn't drink water died too

Top lel

I guess when bill gates invented internet he didn't expect this

Bottled water - BPA or other additives in BPA-free bottles give you soyboy syndrome but even worse. Too bad BPAboy doesn't sound as funny.

Tap water - fluoride stare.

The GOAT water choice is tap water filtered through a reverse osmosis filter, or water collected from a local spring (not an option for us urbanites).

You're forgetting something

>Glass bottled water
Truly GOAT

The water's still coming from a likely unfiltered tap. If you need a water bottle though, glass is ideal.

Please give me a double blind study that shows flouride with/without tap water has any effect on dental health.

>jews say here we adding fluride to water
>they do not
>you don't know and have zero chance to prove
>you pay big money for it, expecting perfect teeth
>go to dentist
>havoc in mouth
>user, do you even floss? these look like dyef teeth
>kek I don't have to, I drink tappy only
>KEK user jews are fucking with you, there is no fluoride in tappy
>how can you know?
>takes dick out
>no foreskin
>damn he knows
>tfw jews were stealing all your dental gains whole life and you even paid extra for it

>He doesn't combat toxic masculinity by drinking estrogen from the tap.

>go to a restaurant in Germany
>Ich habe grosser Durst
>"Haben Sie Leitungswasser?"
>"Nein. Mineralwasser fuer drei Euro"
>water comes in a fucking thimble, another drei Euro for another thimble

>go to restaurant in US
>don't even have to ask; waitress brings a big cup while saying hello

Is the tap water so good in Germany they don't want anyone to have it? I mean I understand Americans demanding big sodas is disgusting but water is the essence of life my dude.

>loses concentration while doing concentration curls

>all the plebs ITT not protecting the purity of their bodily fluids

no wonder Veeky Forums suffers from loss of essence...

Please do this more and encourage others to do so

This is really only a slight variation of the tendies pasta.

Canada bc my dude, also rated most beautiful, tho I’ve been to Hawaii and find it prettier.

The good shit

Based Melbourne coming through, move aside cucks

TAPPY MAKES ME NICE AND COOL
FROM THE SINK AND FROM THE POOL
I DRINK IT STRAIGHT, NO FILTER NEEDED
ADVICE FROM JONES I HAVE NOT HEEDED

YUMMY TAPPIES, THANKS ISRAELI
FOR THIS GIFT THAT I DRINK DAILY
FLUORIDE MAKES ME EVER SO SISSY
I DRINK AND DRINK UNTIL I'M PISSY

Oh fk BC rated at

"""Based""" Melbourne calling people cucks lmao

>Mfw tap water in my state doesn’t contain flouride
>mfw listen to Alex Jones and have an IQ of 125
>mfw strong teeth still
>mfw my jew dentists tells me to use flouride toothpaste
Haha silly kike not today!

Heavenly kek

What else am I supposed to fill my gallon up with?

The cope

A glass drum

>he doesn't life in the Netherlands with mineral water straight from the tap

remember when people's version of comedy on the internet was image macros and ragefaces

I mean this is just so absurd, i mean, how do you even explain this to a normal person? Is comedy evolving to hard for us to handle?

whipped cream

gotta drink big to get big

I dont get that either. In Germany its always money before health. I also hate our stinking crappy cars balecause of that. Please dont buy them.
Cant wait for my Tesla

This is the reason I come here. This and feels.

...

>concentration curl PR gets worse in the concentration camp

the buzzword

>flouride in water is a plot to keep the sheep under control

t. man with zero (0) knowledge of water treatment

jej

>hes from a country that fucks with tap water
kys

If you drink pure osmosis water without eating enough youll die. Have fun

Thank you for the hearty laugh

top lelia

Jokes on you, tap water in nordic European countries is pure as fuck, clean and tastes amazing. I feel bad for you amerifats, having to buy bottled water.

>he eats cooked food

Yeah, youre that man. Because you don't need to treat any water with fucking FLUORIDE for it to be good for humans. The only reason they supposedly add fluoride into water is "for your teeth" but fluoride has pretty bad side effects on humans.

everyone is already dead
no reason to lift anymore

Please make it a sonet.

>mfw they put fluoridate water in Serbia
How is water in Austria or Binland?

rhythm is a bit off

Use charcoal toothpaste

Whitens teeth and has been used for centuries.

>90% of water in a house hold goes down the toilet or drain
>your body is literally a sponge and sucks up nutrients from water
>the only possible way you could get dental benefits from tap water with fluoride in it is by sloshing it around in your mouth

You're a brainlet

top zozzle

>higher quality
Enjoy your kidney stones

>he drinks anything other than spring water, directly from the spring

Holy fuck

Enjoy being a brainlet

trips of truth