Walk up to qt3.14

>walk up to qt3.14
>"haha wowww ur so big and strong"
>madeit.jpg
>"but...your bicep insertions are a little on the short side, arent they??"

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>Girls know what insertions are
Do you dream about girls making fun of you for your own perceived insecurities?

Lel

Good point. Women have no idea what insertions even are. Hell, most men don't even know.

>talking to qt
>”your serratus is really under developed, isn’t it user?”

dude nice you totally called him out!

>talking to the hottest bitch I've ever met
>about to seal the deal
>I accidentally drop a penny
>she looks down, sneers, calls me a calflet and leaves

>post this fucking stupid
You’re topping the scoreboard in chromosome count

...

>wow user your so handsome haha
>>your
>but you're latisimus dorsii are a little bit small in proportion to the rest of your body don't you think?

day of the pad when

>walk up to literal 15/10 goddess
>wow user you really are the man of my dreams
>but I have your symmetric strength score here and it's a bit on the low side...

fucking kek

its almost like he wasnt serious

The short bicep thing isn’t a joke. I wear long sleeves all the time because of it. They just look like complete dogshit in a t shirt.


These halfcep genes aren’t going anywhere. My pecs don’t connect either, lol wtf why was I born

You know what to do breh. It starts with an S and ends with an S

Suicides?

Socks

Stop being a baby and lift heavier weights?

sexy squats?

>wow user you're cute for your age
>oh wait you're 19? i thought u were 12 why are u 5'4?
it'll happen soon enough boys

This but unironically, multiple girls have told me:
>user you have really small calves
I want to kms desu, why do girls care about shit you can't change

He is just joking faggot.