Tfw only satisfying

>one square off of ideal

7 1/4
6 around

>mfw im gay

>tfw 7.5 x 6.25
>'ideal' (perfect)
>still a KHHV

Why would you make a post like this to fuck with your bros

>tfw ideal

I like how we've gone so far into trolling that the former literal ideal penis
>8x6
is now just in the B category

>enjoyable
I'm fine with mediocrity in terms of things i can't control

Remember my paranoid virgin friends. This is a troll image. Once you've had sex in real life, you realize porn is bullshit. Your 6 inch penis is fine.

Once I stuck it in her and got a good reaction, all my worries were gone.

>not ideal

Do you understand evolution? Sexual selection works to extremes and it is constantly shifting into the more ridiculous. Women will continue to lust after larger and larger dicks until the average man's is so long that it interferes with his daily life

Are you the guy who George Takai jerked off on camera?

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>6.75 x 5
>D
shiieet

>6x6
penile symmetry master race

I like the height memes more now

Anything lower than 7' is a manlet

>8x6
>"ideal"

Pick one. Big dicks are the meme of memes. Women are super excited and blown away the first time. Then, you just have a dick that's a pain in the ass to use. She needs to be soaked to get it, you can't thrust with reckless abandon, she gets friction burns easier. The true master cock is average to slightly above average.

>he thinks 8" is like being 7' tall

The dicklet rage is palpable

Tomorrow its 9" and 8' then 10" and 9'

Some say the day when its 100" and 100' is the day the world ends

>She needs to be soaked to get it

She will be after she slobbers all over it

>Then, you just have a dick that's a pain in the ass to use
Coping meme.

I'm not fucking with you. Seriously. Ducks are a good example

You dont even have a basic grasp on evolution, let alone mating. Please off yourself.

Duck penises are not an example of sexual selection. Duck penises are the way they are because of the way duck vaginas are.

>Duck penises are the way they are because of the way duck vaginas are.

You have it backwards. Duck vaginas got more complicated because duck penises got longer.

wholesome

Also:
>not sexual selection
>literally a sexual organ

>tfw you dick size doesnt even matter when ur a manlet

>its another women know what penis length actually is thread

Women dont know shit they think I'm 6'2" and they see me all the time. People dont now how to approximate measurements. As long as it isn't laughably small then you are fine. You all need to stop being insecure faggots

>stop being insecure faggots

literally never

tfw you have to fuck 973 guys before you find one that's very satisfying

No. Duck vaginas got complicated because sub-par male ducks have a fondness of rape, which the convoluted vagina is a defence against. This convoluted vagina created a pressure for duck penises to get longer.

Look up what sexual selection means.
Duck vaginas/penises are an example of natural selection, not sexual selection. Male ducks are (sexually) selected by females for plumage and probably other characteristics, but not penis size. When a male duck is not selected, he is forced to resort to rape, and here a longer penis gives greater success, which is natural selection, since there's no selection by the female.

Being better at raping is sexual selection

Honestly not sure if this is a good thing.
Usually being in the 99th percentile for anything has a lot of negatives

where is that from?

howlongismyschlong.com/

Are you actually retarded, or just baiting? (inb4 I was just pretending to be retarded)
Sexual selection refers to one sex of a species choosing mates based on preference for certain traits. These traits can be completely fucking arbitrary, or even downright detrimental to his survival, like in the case of peacocks, but the common theme is selection by the other sex. If a male duck chooses to rape a female duck, then that is natural selection, not sexual selection, because his reproduction relies entirely on his ability to rape her, not his attractiveness to her.

just dont ram it in bone dry (hard to do because they should get wet at the sight of your perfectly proportioned cock) and you'll be fine for fucking all but the biggets pussylets (yes pussylets exist)

I was specifically taught in an evolutionary biology class that this was an instance of sexual selection

Raping is a sexual act and works through sexual selection. Having a huge retarded penis may not make you a more fit individual in the wild but does make you better as sex

How was this data collected though? I think these kinds of studies are largely meaningless if they just went around asking women about their preferred size, since chances are most of them are going to skew their answers one way or another based on how they think the interviewer will judge them based on what they say, very hard to get people to give truly honest responses especially about such a sensitive topic.

Right, I'm retarded. I completely forgot that intrasexual selection is a thing. I got hung up on it not being an example of intersexual selection and turned my brain off. It's been too long since I took a biology class, I guess.

>tfw you're inside the E category with a predisposition to being friendzoned and cucked...

Wow, is this someone admitting he's wrong on Veeky Forums? Never seen that in 1,000 years

Pussylets would be femlets as well right? I'm a bit worried because I like short girls