Have you taken the Sith Pill?

>lifting for Adolf
A meme. Nazis had AESTHETICS and nothing more.

>lifting for Thots
Come on now user, you cannot possibly be THAT stupid?

>lifting for Waifus
SAD!

>lifting for race-war
Now you're getting somewhere, but still,pretty limited.

>lifting to better yourself
Objectively the best, but there's still one step ahead...

Lift for the Sith. The basic doctorine, going back to the defunct-EU even, is about bettering yourself and stopping at nothing in your quest for perfection. Veeky Forums x Veeky Forums x Veeky Forums x /g/ should be your daily combo. You should strive to be the best Sith you can be.

And why? Why Lift for the Sith? Lift so that one day, we may colonize Mars and leave these degenerates behind.The Galactic Empire was essentially Space Rome, and with Mars as the centre, we can create it again. Better. Stronger. But we need someone of us to be there. Not that cuck Musk. No, we need a proper /fitsci/ man in there.

So go. Do your duty...

>Nazis had AESTHETICS and nothing more
Right? Nobody needs that.

>lift for some old nerd movie
Neckbeards pls leave

>lifting for a manlet who got BTFOd
The absolute state of Neo-Nazis.

So what's the Veeky Forums's Rule Of Two? Bulk to embody the gains and Cut to crave them?

user this is gay and you know it

> lifting for the Sith
> not lifting for The God Emperor Of Mankind

Tbf fair the nazi's promoted all the right things a good family a healthy diet. Lets be real here (they) dragged him into that war. Clearly justin trudeau thinks differently

Star Wars is as normie as it gets you dumb fucking faggot

>lifting for a mediocre sci fi series
This fucking board.

>Star Wars
>sci-fi
kindly fuck off retard. Star Wars never was intended, has, or has ever attempted to be sci-fi. Look up the difference between space fantasy and sci-fi and then neck yourself.

Dumbass
Holy shit this
Every time they class a SW movie as "sci fi" my autism flares up
Star Trek, back to the future, interstellar are all sci fi
Starwars is just an adventure set in space

A man should only ever lift for two reasons.

1.to please god and show him appreciation for the body he’s given you.
2.the Roman Empire.
3.to intimidate not men, but woman.

Only those reasons alone.
Nothing else is acceptable.
Man children, nu-male, soy boy, bugmen please leave Veeky Forums and never come back.

>Lifting for an empire that fell to its own decadence and degeneracy

It's still faggot shit that doesn't exist you fucking nerds.

I lift for Tanith and The Emperor.

>Lifting for the false dark lord

Lord of the rings lore user come now.

Take the Melkor pill user..


>Decides that gods image of the world is boring
>Tricks the lesser gods into being retarded
>Has insight of all the gods minds while they have no such
> Take the first elves born on middle earth and mind rape them for a few years
> Make Orcs cause god can't make anything cool

Fastfward

>Realize there are soooo many creatures on this shitty planet
> decide it was would be super cool to watch them fight
>Plunge the world into total war cause its fun
> get beaten up by your brother gods and lose
>its kay cause the world is literally sundered.
Fast Forward 1,000 years.


>Trick brother that he isnt evil anymore
> Rest of the family of gods say "ok!" and free him
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>you wut
>Enslave the world again cause its hilarious
>steal jewels you don't even care about cause you know the elves are pussies and like feeling glamorous
>Start making dragons bigger than mountains
>All the gods intervene
>The earth is sundered again.

>get banished to the void

>mfw 75% of the world is destroyed because he was bored

Lets start worshipping with each rep anons!

>shit that doesn't exist
neither does your social life I'm guessing

Humanity undivided.
Brother, together we will conquer the stars.

>guardsmen
enjoy your lmao1minute lifespan while I enjoy 10,000 years of luxury

I lift for my god.

Shut the fuck up homo.

>the Roman Empire

Amen brother

>unironically being a Chaoslet
Guess the gifts of the dark gods didn’t include a few extra inches

>he doesn't spend his time watching nerd shit
>this means he has no social life!
nice job

Do not sell humanity short, heretic

Lel what a terrible misrepresentation of Melkor's history. Have you even read the Silmarillion?

>w-well I'm still right cause it's all fake. f-fucking nerds!
nice damage control dipshit

fuck off yoda you faggot

>Star Wars is for nerds
have you been under a rock for the last 20 years? It's normie tier you fucking moron. Also dogging on SW for not being good "sci fi" kind of implies you are a fan of real sci-fi which is definitely for nerds. do you even know what you're fucking talking about?