Enjoy your cancer No Fap faggots

Enjoy your cancer No Fap faggots

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This is probably fake
No man in my family had prostate cancer and they all nutted inside pussies

>21 times per month
>not 21 times per day minimum
enjoy having a non-caloused ROCKPENIS!!!

>I had to click through like 3 different captchas to post this unfunny meme no one will reply to :(

I'll take the risk, I prefer being able to control myself and having a healthy sex drive. Also, all porn is cuck porn as you are getting off to someone fucking a women who you would like to fuck yourself.

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@43542477
Fuck you

>getting news from le twitter

Fucking Jew. Fuck off.

Reminder that regular prostate massages have been shown to decrease the chances of prostate cancer by up to 20%.

have a (you)

sure thing dr jewinstein

I'd let a cute girl prostate massage me desu

>girl
Good way to decrease test production.

Fraudulent science. The study found that men who ejaculated more had less risks because they're in better health, not because the act of ejaculating reduce risks. Those who get prostate cancer already had bad sexual health and weren't able (or instinctively wanted) to ejaculate as many times per month.

I did nofap for a month and now i don't really feel horny..

(you)

That just means you should be fucking a girl 21 times a month.

This shit just compelled me to look up how prostate orgasms feel ... and now i have the irresistible urge to shove things up my ass ...

... so thanks for that. I thought i couldnt sink any lower

The secret they don't tell you is that it doesn't work for many people.

I tried going for extended periods without touching my penis, doing it myself, with toys, with partners, with drugs, etc. and while it can feel good, the best it ever gets for me is an enhancer for a penis orgasm.

None of this full body shit.

Did pre-20th century men all have prostate cancer?

I don’t know about prostate massages because I’ve never went that big (no homo), but shoving things up your butt (no homo) makes sex (no homo) and fapping 100% better. No homo.

I really wish I could find a girl who’d be up for being a dedicated rimmer while I have sex with hotter girls. No homo.

Here's a (you)

>people didn’t fap before XX century
>people didn’t fuck like rabbits before XX century

Contrary to memes, people in the past fucked, a lot.

Sexless marriages are a meme fostered by popular media in the modern era.

Human beings haven't changed fundamentally at all for 100,000 years, give or take.

You know how horny you feel all the time? Yeah so did your victorian ancestors.

Same, I did nofap for so long my dick just stopped working

>people didn’t fap before XX century
Without a doubt they fapped less, and didn't have access to thousands of free high definition pornographic videos.
>people didn’t fuck like rabbits before XX century
OP is talking about nofap, not nosex.

I agree completely, but people did not masturbate nearly as much as they do today. Every high school boy faps almost every day, almost always to porn. And that behaviour carries on into marriage.

Social norms have changed radically.
>You know how horny you feel all the time? Yeah so did your victorian ancestors.
Probably not, since they were Christians and were against premarital sex, masturbation and pornography. Whereas I was raised in the wake of the sexual revolution. Nobody ever told me that masturbating was bad or that I shouldn't watch pornography.

There are clear differences in sexual behaviour between modern and pre-modern people in the West. Denying that is a very weird thing to do.
And I think you've all missed my point: if nofap causes prostate cancer, then pre-modern people would have been plagued by it.

The healthy thing to do is to just go to bed 9 hours before your alarm clock goes off. This gives you a good solid hour to fap or fuck, depending on your relationship status.

Just don't watch degenerate or degrading porn.

Cuck porn, brutal fisting, facial abuse, blacked, etc etc are what creates unhealthy mindsets.

Just watch some HD, pov regular ass shit with a hot girl in it and try to fap every night.

If you have agf, that's a different story. Fucking every single night ain't gonna work, and it'll cause a lackluster sex life. Fuck however much feels right, and learn to fap in the shower to fill the gap, or when your gf is at work, just like you did in the old days of being an adolescent and fapping without getting caught by yur mum.

>Probably not, since they were Christians and were against premarital sex, masturbation and pornography. Whereas I was raised in the wake of the sexual revolution. Nobody ever told me that masturbating was bad or that I shouldn't watch pornography.
>There are clear differences in sexual behaviour between modern and pre-modern people in the West. Denying that is a very weird thing to do.
>And I think you've all missed my point: if nofap causes prostate cancer, then pre-modern people would have been plagued by it.

Of course we had different social standards but you're a trillion percent wrong if you think biological urges weren't still there. People acted on those urges, they just developed emotional disorders from thinking that their god was gonna smite them for it.

Christianity is also only 2,000 years old. For 98% of human existence, it had no bearing on how we acted. People in history busted all types of nuts.

my libido is dead its been a month already dont know how to feel desu

>Fucking every day is gonna cause a lack luster sex life

If been fucking my GF of two years about that much and vanilla sex is just as good.

Are you that stupid?

>Also, all porn is cuck porn as you are getting off to someone fucking a women who you would like to fuck yourself.

Don't jerk off to porn then. Jerk off to 18th century nude paintings.

What if I watch lesbian and masturbation porn

Lmao u faggot, modern pseudoscience at its finest.

>nofap

do numales still do this?

Yes goyim fap away preferably to Blacked.com let your addiction to masturbation and pornography consume you. Don't waste your time with getting a wife or having children. Your hand will be all the love you need. You will get caner if you don't fap 2-5 times a day so get to it goyim.

>slam my pipe roughly 1.4 times a day on average
>roughly 30 days in a month
>roughly 42 wanks a month
>mfw i'm operating at 200% cum-pacity
>but wait
>release i have a massive dick
>dick is over 2 times bigger than average
>mfw i'm actually operating at a minimum of 400% cum-pacity

little penis cowards BTFO. AGAIN.

STOP SHILLING ON Veeky Forums

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN NOFAP NOPORN BOARD

Atheist porn fappers BTFO.

You cant hold hands with Jesus and masturbate

I mean everyone's different, but my gf's and I fuck like 5-6 times a week, and often its just oral/hand stuff if shit aint totally in synch.

Do you have any advice for a goodsex life I could follow?

>believing any headline
>ever
>on Veeky Forums
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>People acted on those urges, they just developed emotional disorders from thinking that their god was gonna smite them for it.
I don't know what to tell you. That's simply paranoid and wrong. People acted on their urges less.
What is so difficult to accept about the fact that Mormons masturbate less than atheists?

I don't fap though
I just make myself cum with my brainpower

are you?
numale

bamp

pfft, i ejaculate 21 times a week MINIMUM.

the same way a calorie is a calorie ejaculation is ejacalution

You fucking idiots will believe anything that's tweeted. Reminder that nocturnal emissions are a thing.

They want to drain us so we don't revolt against the SJWs bro it's pretty clear

>mfw I thought that said 21 times per week

I'd rather get cancer than be a nu male.

that's commonly known as a flatline. it's seen as 'rebooting'. a way to reset your arousal threshold. the longer the flatline, the more addicted you were in the first place. keep going and you will feel normal in a few weeks, to a couple of months. some people need nofap for 6 months +

me too user. What does this mean?

So if I fap 21 times on November 31st I'll be alright?

Wow, only 21 times a month?

I bet my prostate could cure AIDS i fap so much.

>Do you have any advice for a goodsex life I could follow?
dumb gf, get a bf

you'll thank me later

IIRC this only really applies to men aged 40+

Its a trick to make men beta

> the same way a calorie is a calorie ejaculation is ejacalution

how is it a ROCKPENIS!!! if its non-caloused?

21 ejaculations per month will reduce your risk of developing prostate cancer; on the other hand, porn addiction will make you miserable.

I'm probably immune by now then

A calorie most people refer to is 1000calories

>only ejaculate 4 times per months
feel bad to be low test

ITT

>people literally think ejaculation = masturbation

goddamn, I knew you fucks are pathetic girlfriendless retards but this is a new low

my record is actually 21 times in a day, pretty sure my prostate is immortal or 100% tumor

>prostate cancer
>worse than relapse

>Try NoFap
>Make it 2 weeks
>Start craving sex so bad that I actually leave the house
>Go to student bar, meet 9/10 qt
>Start dating
>Have sex 3-5 times every time we spend the day together
>Havent been this happy in years
No worries user, just keep fapping 2-5 times a day, your pathetic life will just fix itself on it's own.

21 times? Wtf? I don't believe you

>end of 2017
>not having literally warts on your penis
>never gonna make it

Have you ever had an erection before?

((they're)) going all out

No you fucking retard, normal people need to fuck at least once a day
If your dick don't work and you don't want to fuck, you're dysfunctional

Don’t we all, man.

I'm 41 days in and I'm the horniest I've ever been in my life.

>No you fucking retard, normal people need to fuck at least once a day
Even if this were true, people who were/are addicted to porn and masturbation don't count as "normal".

and then she leaves just like all the other ones

after months of nofap I started liking very young girls and some dudes

It actually makes complete sense, it's just a little weird. What he's saying is whether you ejaculate inside a pussy or inside your hand, it's still ejaculating, much like whether you get calories from carrots or from cake, it's still a calorie either way.

Right? first it was that last cancerous thread now it's like you hit a floorboard and all the roaches come out

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this desu I am sick of hearing fags share how everything gives yo cancer.

Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all

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normie big boob born did it for me when i was 15 now I need femdom spit feminization rape porn to even get a chub anymore

if you fall for the christians against premarital sex meme youre legit low iq. back then there were very fews things people could do in a middle of nowhere or in a small village so people were fucking like rabbits since a very young age.

i genuinely dont want to believe people this naive like you exist

> mfw I prefer fapping to having sex
> mfw I masturbate in the washroom to hide it from my gf

That's why I am trying to go no fap; my mind is fucked up.

Except of course, it's not. The same way a calorie from a carrot provides the body with nutrients (and a calorie from cake does not) a nut inside a woman gives the mind a sense of accomplishment among other healthy mental processes and a nut inside your hand on a lonely friday night only brings the helium tank one step closer

>hiding fapping from your gf
I do not envy your relationship