"So user, your mom was telling us that you're quite the investor!"

Too many humans in one room. Pry smells like piss shit and feet

When will this happen for me. I just want to impress girls.

Salty nocoiners

strawberries and lotion with a bit of musk

DUDE i know exactly what youre talking about. Absolutely disgusting

gefilte fish from last night with Mr. Bergmanstein

Yep I'm the next Warren Buffet

"who's that?"

Lmao none of those women have anything special about them. They don't even exercise. Disgusting.

>fedora tips

parabens and other noxious industrial chemicals

white knight pajeet detected

god these girls are ugly

They'll be saying that if you get in MCO right now, VISA CARDS APPROVED, NEWS JUST DROPPED!!

"Yeah, I have actually been building up a pretty nice portfolio in the last few month on some higher risk investments. Figured I would broaden my horizons from real estate... Anyway, what are you guys up to today?"

Whatever the Weinstein brothers smell like after a long night of auditions.

dont fall for the pump and dump. its a sad little group trying to unload bags

Haha, her and her stories. I don't really know much. Just a couple index funds :^^^^^^^^^^^)

he asked for "smell" you faggot
much better

It's the cheerleader effect in action. You get nervous because it seems like you have the attention of a room full of hot 6-7s and then you look at each one of them individually and realize they're all just a bunch of dirty whores

WHO DO NOT DESERVE
A SINGLE DROP
OF MY GOD TIER SEMEN

everything smells, salty coins and milk included

>yeah i take a broad out shopping, buy her some nice clothes, get her hair done and shit
>then drop her ass on the track and watch that ho bring me $1700 a day

Kek haha

jesus christ have you ever actually spoken to a woman before?

/thread

This

God I hate people who use shit like that

Also this, kek

Can't wait until I'm a millionaire just so I can pretend to not be one when I actually am

Stop shilling this. It's over, just give it up.

Y-you too.

Sweat, slight nasty hint of old shit and rancid earthy smell of unwashed/sweaty vagina. All this tried to hide with cheap deodorant or perfume which gets so intense it literally stings in your eyes. It's repulsive, srs.

Hahahahaha this made me kek

Seriously but there is maybe 1 person above a 6 in that photo, that's horrendous.

Agreed
What does pussy taste like tho

>heh, ya for sure. it was nice seeing you all, have fun tonight
>go to room

real fuckin tough one op

>I'll give you 100 link for a hug

If it's clean, not much, but the taste has a slightly sweet tang when she's wet, and a musky smell.

Lick the back of your hand then smell it to get a pretty accurate idea of the scent.

t-t-thanks, user

t. virgin

Anytime friend, I wish you many financial gains to one day have the confidence to get that elusive gf.

LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

PUSSY TASTES EXACTLY LIKE AN ARMPIT

IF SHES CLEAN AND SHOWERED, VERY LITTLE. IF SHE JUST GOT DONE WITH THE GYM, EXACTLY LIKE SWEATY ARMPIT
IT EVEN SMELLS PRETTY CLOSE TOO

IT'S BASICALLY ANOTHER ARMPIT

THINK ABOUT IT

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand crypto currency. The trades I do are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical market trends most of the gains will be lost to a typical baby boomer. There’s also Veeky Forums's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the characterisation of the market- in which our true philosophy draws heavily from bitstofreedom literature, for instance. The users of biz understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the market, to realise that they’re not just all about memes - they say something deep aboutLIFE. As a consequence people who dislike crypto trulyAREidiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Veeky Forums's relevent catchphrase “Hodl,” which itself is a cryptic reference to how the market is in constant flux and regularly bounces back. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as trading views charts update in real time on their comouters screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a large amount of holdings. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they have a portfolio as diverse as my own (preferably with some futures) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

It was hard for me to accept this back in virgin days, but having a gf is 100% not worth it. 6 months in they become full time bitches, they are a financial burden, emotionally unstable and no matter how much you think you like her initially that all fades away.

Get rich, get a vasectomy, fuck and bust in every hoe thats trying to get rich off of your god semen, then when you actually want a kid, use your dna to fertilize an egg artificially.
Expensive but you're rich
Also make sure the gender is male. Unless you want your inheritance to be spent on fashion.

I-I-I h-have 89b-b-b-b-b-b-tc c-c-can I-i s-s-s-s-s-sit-t nex-x-x-t t-to one of y-you? P-p-please r-respond

True, however you're missing out the fact that armpits don't have pussy juice that tastes metallic/salty if it's unclean.

Yup user I am smart too

Underrated post

cheerleader effect, they're all ugly

Fucking this. God damn roasties.