Dubs decide what I say next
Dubs decide what I say next
too bad im gay
i find me attractive too
lets get together and talk about our mutual interest
ay bby lemme smash
hiroshima
Pls respond
no thots or roasties, only gains
Will you dress me like your little sissy slut and call me pretty as you fuck me with a strap-on?
y-you too
What colour is your butthole
You have bad taste.
Too bad, I don't fuck with riceniggers
How about you let me slurp that unwiped ass bb
CHING CHONG
Ching chang chong I wanna sniff your thong.
Call me napalm cause I'm about to obiliterate this viet cong
wanna fuck me in my butt?
Ivory-ealized that myself.
kek, rolling for this
Thanks weight goblin. When u hitting the gym so we can be on the same lvl?
>you whore
fantastic. i was looking to get a little ching chong on my ding dong.
Do you have a penis?
Sorry, I’m sober now
Do itttt
Ding ding ding
HA
Winner
ARE YOU AN ARCHAEOLOGIST?
Do it.
Guys I think I fucked up
>this
Now you gotta do it OP
Call me napalm cause I'm about to obiliterate this viet cong
HE DID MINE!
Pure /r/tinder autism
...
wow you're a faggot
/thread, OP is a fucking beta who doesn’t deliver.
Fuck you OP, hope she’s laughing at you with her girlfriends atm
Thread over. Was good whilst it lasted
Deliver on you faggot, it's not too late
Ching chong ling long sucky my ding dong
maybe she digs autism, not all hope is lost.
also why make thread of posting dubs while no intention of doing so (unless witty i guess). to show that you can get matches with semipretty girls?
I'm only on tinder to meet a love of my life, my future wife, a true Christian. I'm in a good place in life right now and all I need is someone to share that with. Anyway, would you like to go out for coffee?
Imperial or Stormcloak?
I accidentally thought that was dubs, my bad.
We'll start fresh, next swipe I get I promise I'll deliver
>semipretty
>fat Asian
rollig
All trust is lost op. Why believe if you don't deliver
you whore
Does your pussy taste like fish sauce?
what a waste of digits
>Ugly south east asian
>Probably a tranny
Why would u swipe right on her kek
Anybody got a collection of photos of an attractive guy? I wanna make a tinder solely for bants.
How long since the surgery?
I'll eat your ass if you join my cult
goddamn this isn't even good in an ironic way
opinion on rape, good or bad
Are you a graveyard, cause I wanna bury my dick in you
Have you eaten your vegetables? Because I have a string beenus in my pocket for you.
unironically this
billybob thorton russled my jimmys when I was but a lad.
So I just want to get this out of the way, I am a eunuch, will that be a problem for you?
yEAH.
*pic of harvey*
Hey, want to be a star?
*pic of cosby*
Hey I got you a drink
ding ding ding winrar
YES
Why the fuck do you guys think corny pick up lines work. Imagine a girl sending you this shit OP, how would you even respond to that?
OP is a fucking liar. He bailed on the thread because he thinks he can fuck her.
OP show a screencap of you calling her a whore right now you fucking non delivering faggot.
Has any Veeky Forums tinder match ended in success?
>ITT
OP is too beta to call some asian tinder slut a whore and it gets him doxxed.
Fulfill your destiny and call ivory a whore OP.
rollin
>east asian
theres your answer
Can I see your dick?
There is only one chance to recover the sinking ship here lad:
>pls respond
this will win her attention back. guarenteed 100%
Call the Asian a whore OP. Respect the dubs.
You're a niggerloving chink whore.
roll
You're a fat chink whore
my prices are 60$ for half hour or 100$ for full hour, cash only
Are we seriously gonna sit here while OP pretends he didnt see the winning dubs so he could talk up a chink sloot?
what a leddit neckbeard faggot beta soyboi thing to say, you just made her pussy dry up
le upboats to you and a deep tip!
Jesus you're samefagging a lot for a dead thread
"lemme come over there and smash ur uterus up and then we'll watch shitty comedy movies and get stoned"
>been so thirsty that you swipe right and actually chat with fat dark asian woman
on a side note, i get plenty attractive matches, but they pretty much never want to just hook up. it’s always going to a bar or a cafe or some shit I can’t be bothered with. Maybe 1 out of 20 agrees to come outside for a bit then head up to my apartment where we fug. How to increase?
For fucks sake, OP