Dubs decide what I say next

Dubs decide what I say next

too bad im gay

i find me attractive too

lets get together and talk about our mutual interest

ay bby lemme smash

hiroshima

Pls respond

no thots or roasties, only gains

Will you dress me like your little sissy slut and call me pretty as you fuck me with a strap-on?

y-you too

What colour is your butthole

You have bad taste.

Too bad, I don't fuck with riceniggers

How about you let me slurp that unwiped ass bb

CHING CHONG

Ching chang chong I wanna sniff your thong.

Call me napalm cause I'm about to obiliterate this viet cong

wanna fuck me in my butt?

Ivory-ealized that myself.

kek, rolling for this

Thanks weight goblin. When u hitting the gym so we can be on the same lvl?

>you whore

fantastic. i was looking to get a little ching chong on my ding dong.

Do you have a penis?

Sorry, I’m sober now

Do itttt

Ding ding ding

HA

Winner

ARE YOU AN ARCHAEOLOGIST?

Do it.

Guys I think I fucked up

>this

Now you gotta do it OP

Call me napalm cause I'm about to obiliterate this viet cong

HE DID MINE!

Pure /r/tinder autism

...

wow you're a faggot

/thread, OP is a fucking beta who doesn’t deliver.
Fuck you OP, hope she’s laughing at you with her girlfriends atm

Thread over. Was good whilst it lasted

Deliver on you faggot, it's not too late

Ching chong ling long sucky my ding dong

maybe she digs autism, not all hope is lost.

also why make thread of posting dubs while no intention of doing so (unless witty i guess). to show that you can get matches with semipretty girls?

I'm only on tinder to meet a love of my life, my future wife, a true Christian. I'm in a good place in life right now and all I need is someone to share that with. Anyway, would you like to go out for coffee?

Imperial or Stormcloak?

I accidentally thought that was dubs, my bad.

We'll start fresh, next swipe I get I promise I'll deliver

>semipretty
>fat Asian

rollig

All trust is lost op. Why believe if you don't deliver

you whore

Does your pussy taste like fish sauce?

what a waste of digits

>Ugly south east asian
>Probably a tranny
Why would u swipe right on her kek

Anybody got a collection of photos of an attractive guy? I wanna make a tinder solely for bants.

How long since the surgery?

I'll eat your ass if you join my cult

goddamn this isn't even good in an ironic way

opinion on rape, good or bad

Are you a graveyard, cause I wanna bury my dick in you

Have you eaten your vegetables? Because I have a string beenus in my pocket for you.

unironically this

billybob thorton russled my jimmys when I was but a lad.

So I just want to get this out of the way, I am a eunuch, will that be a problem for you?

yEAH.

*pic of harvey*

Hey, want to be a star?

*pic of cosby*

Hey I got you a drink

ding ding ding winrar

YES

Why the fuck do you guys think corny pick up lines work. Imagine a girl sending you this shit OP, how would you even respond to that?

OP is a fucking liar. He bailed on the thread because he thinks he can fuck her.

OP show a screencap of you calling her a whore right now you fucking non delivering faggot.

Has any Veeky Forums tinder match ended in success?

>ITT
OP is too beta to call some asian tinder slut a whore and it gets him doxxed.

Fulfill your destiny and call ivory a whore OP.

rollin

>east asian
theres your answer

Can I see your dick?

There is only one chance to recover the sinking ship here lad:

>pls respond

this will win her attention back. guarenteed 100%

Call the Asian a whore OP. Respect the dubs.

>>>>reddit

You're a niggerloving chink whore.

roll

You're a fat chink whore

my prices are 60$ for half hour or 100$ for full hour, cash only

Are we seriously gonna sit here while OP pretends he didnt see the winning dubs so he could talk up a chink sloot?

what a leddit neckbeard faggot beta soyboi thing to say, you just made her pussy dry up

le upboats to you and a deep tip!

Jesus you're samefagging a lot for a dead thread

"lemme come over there and smash ur uterus up and then we'll watch shitty comedy movies and get stoned"

>been so thirsty that you swipe right and actually chat with fat dark asian woman

on a side note, i get plenty attractive matches, but they pretty much never want to just hook up. it’s always going to a bar or a cafe or some shit I can’t be bothered with. Maybe 1 out of 20 agrees to come outside for a bit then head up to my apartment where we fug. How to increase?

For fucks sake, OP