How do I get a body like this?

How do I get a body like this?

1000x5 calorie meals
5x2 soda to lips bicep curls
daily
12x7 hours a week on your computer every week.

Invent steam1x1

Snowdogs 8×12

Daily programming routine.

SS + GOMAD

5x5 Uncle Gubsy Switches

15lb kettlebell switches to failure

Never do more than 2 sets of 2 reps and you're set

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