Which female body of these is objectively the best?

Which female body of these is objectively the best?

middle

None.

Absolute objectivity? Pole vaulters. I never met one that wasn't beautiful, like they were all 8s or above. Tall, good core, good legs, strong arms but not too much. I was close to a french/german pole vaulter once. Very polite and looked exactly as princess Diana face wise. But her bf was in the french air force so no chance

far right by a fuckin mile

Right (without the tat).

far right

>implying aesthetic standards are objective

Obviously most people are going to find the "rhythmic gymnastics" chick the hottest, but its just like art and music - there is no "objective best"

>But her bf was in the french air force so no chance
The things betas tell themselves so they don't feel bad about missed opportunities huh?

>not posting the whole pic
It's like you actually want to be a faggot

Yea I know, she was taller than me and coming from a filthy rich family. But I didn't pursue much either. She was often traveling

was this a fucking tim and eric casting call

>blonde 6'2 giantess
the only correct answer

idk about body but svetlana khorkina has the best face by far

>all these terrible waist to hip ratios.

well they are all Olympic athletes so maybe it isn't so terrible

Kathy Collins - Boxer
Cathy Sassin - Adventure Racing
Tobey Glifford - Sport Aerobics
Amy Acuff - High Jump
Jessica Howard - Gymnastics

FIN

Top 3 in no specific order
Kathy Collins
Tara Lipinkski
Jennifer Parilla

I dont care what they are they are objectively terrible ratios (aesthetically) , like almost approaching men's hip to waist ratios.

i'd unironically fuck the SHW WL

All the gymnastics ones
The one figure skater

Post modernist idiot

Staciana Stitts ahs the only good looking body but is a complete butterface.

Swap her face with svetlana pls

>Jessica Howard - Gymnastics
Look at her feet.
Just look at them.

It's almost as if she is a gymnast...

If you think the postmodernists invented the idea that taste is subjective, you have a lot of history to learn.

>4'8"
>5'1"
The things I'd do to them.

Funny you say that, i was gonna say she has the best body out of all of them. But the face looks like reviewbrah with some make-up on
Don't get me wrong the rest are considerably uglier with exception of the figure skater

Nope, but they're the first to imply that because we can't define an absolute objective "best", there is no point in comparison or selection and all interpretations are equally invalid.

85lbs
holy fuck i can literally curl that with one arm wtf?

I dated a girl who was 4'11 once, she had huge milkers, size double D.

Male version of this?
>for science reasons

None of which was implied in what I actually posted. I'm a rationalist who believes that you proceed by stating your principles, then using evidence and logic to support your conclusions. There is nothing "postmodernist" about pointing out that without establishing the criteria on which judgments are to be made, they are purely subjective. Questions like "who is the strongest, who would most men want to fuck the most, who has the best endurance, etc" are all possible interpretations of the OP which have meaningful objective answers, but without that additional context, it is purely subjective preference.

Stop, dont bother with these pol memers they wont understand.

U fuckin fascist

>no khazar milkers

dropped.

wew lads, I need Amy in my life

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That feel when you can OHP 4/5 of these qt3.14s.

>Tall, good core, good legs, strong arms
im sorry m8 you caught the gay

OHPing a girl irl is the greatest testosterone increasing movement ever

roll

middle by far:

>solid height
>strong foundation
>looks like she can yoke an ox real good like
>clearly knows how to prepare bountiful meals for herself and others she is tasked with caring for
>regularly carries heavy weights so rearing children will be even easier

far right

A french german polish vaulter?

>butter golem is the only one with midriff covered

minor kek

>All these Olympic athletes look like shit
>Long torsos and short legs
>Bad waist to hip ratios
>Manly faces

It's almost like they have high test levels user

OLGA OLGA OLGA!!!

2,4 and 5 are all healthy and athletic. 1 is on gear and 3 is a whale. Unhealthy af

Muh fuggen nigguh

We are all thinking it

Danielle Scott, Olga Karmansky, Tabitha Yim and Amy Acuff for my personal harem. The rest can lez each other out for my entertainment.

I'll take the lolis and a large snusnu goddess pls

Kathy Collins
>5' 5'' womanlet
>boxing

no, we aren't

2nd from the eight, loli/10 would fuck

*right. forgive me, I'm a phone poster

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>6'2 blonde with blue eyes and a six pack

L E B E N S B O R N

What are we thinking? "Fucking nigger"?

From left to right we have a:
>Amazon
>Hobbit
>Orc
>Human
>Elf

Pretty much any of those are bangable outside of the Orc.