How to get a big booty?

how to get a big booty?

squat

Genetics.
You don't really want one though.
Makes buying pants a pain in the butt (dad joke intended)

Great taste in shows user

YOU WILL SUMMON HIM

Seconded.

Start buying women’s pants then

Doesn't work. I used to have a pair of lavender lace lingerie panties and I ripped a hole in it squatting.

Spike is a faggot. Check these trips

I don't know if now is ok to post _____ or we have an influx of new people, anyway wish you the best of lucks, you can make it

I need pictures...

Gayboy? I concur with

WRONGGGGG. Glute activation as actually quite pathetic during squats.

Do strong curves by Bret Contreras.

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Threw them away already rofl. It was a gag birthday gift given to me by a bunch of faghag Stacys.

How you get such a huge ass bro? Or is it entirely genetics? Pls still post that ass mayne I need it

I will settle for anything...
F-For ya know... To see h-how too b-big is...

It's genetics I think, though I literally just sit on my ass and read/write journal articles for a living so that may also be a factor.

Saved and cum'd

>mfw made an internet stranger cum

Slut, post feminine benis

> Glute activation as actually quite pathetic during squats
Fuck off retard, your form is WRONG

>feminine
I fucking wish lmao.

Nice calves
What's your secret?

>wanting a big ass
Disgusting.

>be fat
>walk/run around a lot
>lose weight

is it a turn on knowing you're getting random guys horny?

Tbh yeah if I hadn't taken a shit today I would be fingering myself to sleep tonight.

Oh damn...

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Sorry senpai I'm in Hamilton.

O-Okay.

>tfw Brampton
We should bang, no homo.
Or just go for drinks.

I'm down for either desu

My bitch won't leave my ass alone. You're missing out.