What's the macros on this giant flesh eating crab?

Okay but it's still a seagull, seagulls aren't tiny

Gulls are idiots that have t Rex vision and don't know things are alive while sitting still, it probably wandered too close.
Also, are you a seagull?
Or are you the Apex predator of your world?

I’d eat it with some garlic butter

I don't know man these things can open a fucking coconut with their claws. You don't want to get your pecker caught in there.....
still
God, that must be delicious

My point was 100% that the seagull shows that the crab isn't small

>Did-a-chik? Dad-a-chum?

The crab's probably wondering the same thing about you

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Is that where
Pic is from?
It isn't huge, it's the size of a small dog.
Are you really that afraid, or are you an adult male of the species that took wolves, domesticated them, then bred some to be chiwawas because they needed a mascot to sell tacos?

>that thing is pretty big
>>no it's not wtf are you a pussy
Cease your retart posting

youtube.com/watch?v=XIRfCoauxbo

how fast do you think crabs can run cunt?

12.93kg? The fuck kind of weak ass crab is that

>helpless virgins in the nazis' harness of terror

there is no god

I wish they posted the whole fucking video instead of the 1 minute clip thats up.

fucking australia

why did god make this?

this day was truly fantastic

or you should could consider not only does he exist but he created this horrifying nightmare scape just to fuck with us for his pleasure

jesus the entire pacific area has way to much fucked shit. 90% of that shit is in Australia too. fucking aussies are nuts.

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Would you say he has... B I G M E A T Y C L A W S

>Bird gives up waiting for the finishing blow
>Crab just sits there
What a dick.

Most of us just live in cities and occasionally encounter the odd snake or huntsman spider

This is absurd. America has bears, mountain lions, cougars, heaps of deadly snakes probably heaps of other shit i cant think of but everyone acts like weve got the worst shit in aus, basically got crocs and a few snakes.

mountain lion=cougar

Long days and pleasant nights

No.

Australia has a plant that causes so much pain people kill themselves rather than suffer through it. All you need is a slight brush of the plant. And the pain/sensitivity can last for years.

They also have the "North American Pavement Ape" which is worse than all our native fauna combined

Steve-o let himself get pinched in the ass by one of these things like ten years ago.
It's old news, and these crabs get eaten by natives on the reg.

These look like creatures you would have to fight 10 of in a low level quest

no, it jumped

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Thanks magee i didnt know this