Tfw your prostitute tells you you have a really muscular back

Just leave the thread OP

It's over.

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fpbp

It’s over when I say it’s over

yes ;)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
REKT

owned

>go on grindr cause curious
>never any luck
>Asian trap messages me
>first offers to pay for a hotel since nowhere to go... I decline
>(s)he? Gets more and more desperate
>offers to pay for me to fuck her/him

What do I do?

>Go to asian massage parlor
>asian chick with huge tits constantly say "so muscular" as she massages my back and ass
>fuck her brains out while miring my gains in the mirror american psycho style

He's probably trying to spread his aids.

tell her you lost it to some girl from a bar and that you regret it

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Fucking kek

Jesus fucking Christ

Obliterated

When the prostitute says to her friend ‘he doesn’t usually last this long’

As someone that also lost his V to an escort and later got a gf for a few years. DO NOT even think about telling her.

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HOT DAMN

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put me in the screencap

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hory shitto

Run OP, there's no recovering from this

fuggin r3kt

I know this is bait, but I've done this with a chick who had wall length mirrors next to her bed. Felt real good.
Am I a narcissist lads?

Fuckin nice

>bodybuilder
>not a narcissist
Pick one homie

Kek

Lol I'm dyel as fuck. But desu I was just making my newbie gains when this happened so was mirin myself hard

>at asian massage sucky sucky place
>blow load in her mouth after 20min suck duck
>been watching porn on my phone half the time
>after, dressing, ignoring the whore
>she comes up and starts bowing and kneeling to me like I'm some god
>in this country 5'11" is taller than 99 percent (spain), i'm jacked too

>another one passing slaps my ass
>thefuckisthis.png

Meh, this is what is considered screen cap worthy? Pathetic.

Also first post barely a minute after OP posts? Kind of suspicious.

spain here too, how would I go about locating such massage places? I'm in valencia.

>tfw all your Asian hookers point at their arm when they see your dick and you can always make them cum within minutes despite the fact that they've taken thousands of dicks

God I love Asians

In madrid there are cards everywhere for the brothels, go to the area, call the number and they tell you which door num.

Google for your areas whore spots i guess, or late night in the tourist place find an indian guy who will tell you

idk user but with my ex we would fuck in front of mirrors all the time. she was tiny compared to me and it looked fuckin sick to see her being dwarfed by me in size and me fucking her crazy. she loved looking in the mirror and watching too. pro tip: have them get on top with her ass facing the mirror and make her spread her ass and hold her head by her hair making her look in the mirror and jack hammer it. did it with this tinder thot recently and she went nuts seeing my dick go in her. try it out user, mirrors are fun and a great way to get some chicks into more kinky stuff.

FUCKING DESTROYED

OP: Listen to me. You are DONE. You are fucking DONE, faggot.

INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP

Spaniard here, 6‘2 and you‘re full of shit, you might be taller than about 90% of the population
Little kids and old people dont count

nice

XD posting in an epic bread

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

AHAHAHAHHAHA

Hot damn

How do I escalate to fucking her? The most I get is a hand job

holy fucking shit
BOTTOM KEK

gold

I can't wait to see the same OP and the same first post every day for the next week

rest in piece, OP

Ayyyy LMAO

>tfw too late
It could have been me getting all those (you)s

It’s easy senpai, take phone and put camera on, get her naked/topless and take photo.
Then the rest is up to you

As another faggot who used to use grindr, never respond to anyone who offers to pay you for sex

Not them but why?
I assume it’s to do with health/safety

Whats funny about this? The OP post didn't imply the gender nor the sexuality.

Heheh

Of what?

Hooker Gazette

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fucking kek'd

oh god I would be so embarrassed if I were you

Wh-Why? Did you gf find out?

wew

>>go on grindr cause curious
>>never any luck
How does this happen? I get like 50+ messages a day. Did you not post a pic?

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Doesn't matter. I'm married but been with 6-7 hookers over the years. Deny deny deny. That's the whole point of a hooker. No one finds out

put me in le screencap xddd

ITT : Retards and cancers falling for a samefagging reddit joke

What joke?

It’s been all me to be honest, I posted the response also

Damn OP you got ass fucked

Fucking kek

Top kek

I don't mind you same fagging and farming (you's), but I don't want to see this posted again in a week and a bunch of newfags losing their shit over it.

why x2

>prostitute tells you you have a tight butthole

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>Hooker refuses to suck your dick
>The free market failed me

God DAMN

Best post on Veeky Forums right now. Include me in the screencap.

Hi r/Veeky Forums

I did that too user, youre not alone, and it wasnt worth it desu. However, TAKE THAT SHIT TO YOUR GRAVE. Nobody must know if you want a good relationship in the future.

also wondering about this, was thinking of making a career banging asian traps

>tfw last 2 prostitutes complimented my back too
Damn bruh

So its a "between me and God" sort of thing right? I recently started going back to church and was torn on whether I should lie or be honest if I get a church qt gf

He probably has several STDs and nobody wants to fuck that so hes really desperate.

>So its a "between me and God" sort of thing right?
100%. You made a mistake, move on and dont do it again. You dont have to beg forgiveness from a god, you need to forgive yourself for your mistake.

>I should lie or be honest if I get a church qt gf
LIE you dumb fuck. Thats a surefire way to get dumped by every church girl you date. Imagine how shitty it would be for someone to find out about that on accident, and you straight up want to tell someone you potentially love. You might as well test out how its going to go when you tell your gf by telling your mom you couldnt get laid so you paid a hooker for sex.

BTFO