Whose life is worse

Are you me??

Live with GF.
Wagecuck about euro 1400 a month.
Dropped out of college.
Only euro 3000 savings
Currently playing with 300 euro worth of crypto.
25.

buy funfair

33
bought Link
still holding Link bags

20

In 10 years you'll be 30 and will have lived another 50% of whatever you've lived so far but this time you will be an adult in your 20s and not a goofball little kid.

Oh wait, just saw you got your gf pregnant. Nvm, I misread. Lemme change my pic from the wizard pepe to something else.

make 7 bucks per hour
live at work
car i got for free cause original owner wanted to get rid of it
eat one food per day not to starve

your crying is funny to me

23
Moved out of my parents basement and back into my room which I never leave
No idea how to invest in cryptos but I browse biz and my predictions have been spot on, so I waste my time wishing I knew how to make money of cryptos instead of something productive
Wagecucking 7 days a week
blew it hard with the only girl who would love me back as much as i loved her, no future gf in sight while living with parents

It's time to pump and dump some lead into my face

20
5k AUD in crypto (majority in OMG, waiting for OMG to soar mid next year)
1 more semester then I finish my finance degree
finish my last exam for the semester tomorrow then I go straight into full time work in a warehouse, work 50-60hour weeks during summer (min $1k/pw after tax because I do so much overtime)
have a 6 week europe trip for 6 weeks once I finish my last exams next year
Life is good

18 yo
35$ bank
3500$ in crypto
i doesnt have 5k yet
living on a poor country

hello, you are me

except I don't wasted 4 years after my drug use period like a broken toy boy and i shortly made some massive gains in crypto with masternodes and shit

feelsgoodman

yeah. what should we do bro? sometimes i sneak them through the window with music on. it's not like im not allowed to have girls over, its just awkward as fuck having random girls over whenever.

living in Eastern Europe. Parents basement dweller
No higher education
Works as welder for 450 euros month
Suck on crypto, haven't made any money trading since middle of summer
Put just 250 into crypto now thanks good just 50 euros minus thanks to obsidian
Never had car, don't even know how to drive, feeling insecure about it son ashamed to take driving test
1400 in bank account, atleast I'm debt free

Ohh and got gf pregnant to few months ago. thanks good she had miscarriage

bruh, when i was 20 i got my first 50k$ paying job

why did you chose the NEET life?

Bought BCH at 42

one food

Kekekek

18
literally living in Africa
$5 in bank account
$400 in crypto
debt free
parents pay for everything
studying film with everything fully paid
living at home since, you know, I'm 18
nice new-ish car
no gf
kissless virgin
tiny dick

I'd say pros and cons are pretty even except for having a small dick

ah bloo bloo

went hard into icos last month
all in on req, airswap, wanchain, red pulse
bought link at 30c (still holding)
getting JUSTed every day
dont even update blockfolio anymore so i dont have to look at seeing red every day

and to top it off
graduated in 2014 in what was once the most employable field in this country
failed to get a job after 8 months and moved back home
suffered from severe depression, almost chucked myself off a cliff face when i was drunk as shit
close friend commits suicide a year later
get my shit together after ~1.5 years, move out of parents house
start looking for work again, get several interviews
went to the other side of the country for one of them (the company paid for everything)
got rejected from every job opportunity, mostly due to graduating a while ago and having very little experience
depression comes back worse then ever
friend passes away a month later
get put on the strongest anti-depressants
see a psychologist once a week
meet several people (at a bar) who work for different companies that mention that they might have work for me
they ask for my resume, send it off the same day
havent gotten a reply since from any of them (4 different companies i might add)

ive been getting JUSTed so hard that it wouldnt even be worth killing myself anymore

Wtf, this is a JUST thread

a non-JUST reply in a JUST thread

have one university degree (chemistry)
studying to get accepted into another (law)
no job
made 29% late june-now (meh tier)
only trading big coings to euro
have gf
have driver licence
no car
25

whats your degree in? At this point you need income even if its mcd

Breh. Oil sector?

Were gonna make it bro, all in on Link. $100 end of 2018.

chemical engineering. mcdonalds wouldnt hire me at my age, especially in this country

i can go into that field. thats what the interview on the other side of the country was for

24
$5k in savings
$600 in crypto (started with $300 in July)
share apartment with gf

imagine someone would have to pay for your funeral, no matter what you are a weight on societies shoulders

if you end yourself, do it somewhere nobody can find you body and leave a letter that you go explore the world so nobody tries to find you

No job
failing uni again
2 kids with GF who doesn't want to have sex with me,ever.
use what I have left of money to buy shitcoins, get JUSTED (Zcashgold, hope it moon soon)
Cousin offed himself recently
Sister offed herself when I was 14
No father when growing up, so failed man
Growed in the hood

Now 27, think about suicide every day

Grew*

Damn buddy, good luck

33
have no house
all in on crypto
sleep with couple of girls in order to have a bed
portfolio 40k+

of which about 8k is my own

living in parents basement
just earn more money
making $10/hr
its ok for a 20 year old, work more, earn more
lost savings in crypto
good, memecoins are not a way to glory
got gf pregnant
Do you love her? Does she loves you? If answer to this is yes its a good thing.
dropped out of college
get trade instead of wasting 20 hours looking at charts this time
$200 to my name
could be worse
lost 4 cars within 2 years
has 4 cars at 20
wew lad, you're pretty well off

Living with my parents
making 0$/hr
never had a gf
all in crypto
0$ to my name
never had a car
19

27 NEET
visited Veeky Forums for the first time a few days ago
decided to put $1000 into meme coins
don't understand crypto or anything else, but having fun watching the charts
will kms once my portfolio reaches $0

Oddly, user, this inspires me. Balls to the wall every day or you're just existing. Not being sarcastic

Sounds like you missed out on the dip, user

Public parks at night, the way nature intended.

18
15k in stocks
3k cash
2k in LINK @ 26¢
15k Credit Card
Fast Food Shifty $21.50/hr
CompSci/Law Student
Just started dating highschool sweetheart <3
Live with liberal parents in nice neighborhood
Don't watch porn
Workout regularly
Literally no complaints

HODL that wanchain and redpulse friend.

RPX is already almost x2 up, that's with it only being listed on a single shit exchange. You're gonna make it.

My gf's parents provide us lube and stuff it's kinda weird..

what justed your more lads? hodling shitcoins or dailytrading shitcoins?

I've fucked a girl at her mom's house in her bedroom with the door open while the mom was watching TV in the room next door get on my level manlet

This is not a sob story board. Go to plebbit or call suixide hotline.

Had resources to have 4 cars in 2 years at age 20
You're better off than most. Solutions to your self inflicted problems:
Learn TA/FA and self control so you don't lose money on crypto
Learn how to fucking drive
A bit late on the whole 'gf pregnant' front but
Learn how to put on a condom/never trust a female to actually take responsibility for their own bodies and take birth control reliably.

That's cool af. Fuck her parents if they give it that vibe. Fuck them all

ive been JUSTed more frequently from trying to daytrade, but ive lost way more overall from holding

suicide hotlines are to prevent suicides - to talk you out of it, not help you.
Its a bit misleading.

This. I bent a girl over the hood of my car in her parent's driveway at 7:30 in the morning...school buses going by and everything.

Be college student, double majoring, busy as hell
Get in argument with mom one day, kicked out of the house
Broke and working hard for a year. Skipping vacation time with friends to earn money
Lose some friends along the way
Hear el dorado stories about cryptocurrency
managed to save 1.7k and invest it in
make 3.1k and life is good
series of bad investments make me lose money
currently at 800
Not the way i planned so taking an extra cleaning job that start at 6am on weekends
I know this isn't too bad and I learned from my mistakes but man it's been a rough year for me and I was hoping to have money on the side to buy myself a christmas present. Still keeping my head up though

yall just pm me at my fake acc [email protected] we can start sum nice nohomo convo

Holy shit you legend.

This one time I was fucking my gf, as I finished in her mouth, we heard her mum walking to the door, she kocked and entered with strawberries. At this point I had covered up with blankets, but my gf still hadn't swallowed (she'd never done it before). Tfw she had to swallow to say thank you...

Fuck off, this thread isn't for you, retard.

get law degree from EU country
had to pay 300 euro to get it officially recognized in my country
get job as legal intern
this is the only job where there is no minimum wage
work 10-12 hours/day
get paid 300 euro/month

.........

It will be when I get JUST'd in 4 years and finish 100k in debt with no job prospects.

ITT: Bcash shills

IT'S BITCOIN CASH NOT BCASH MMKAY?

Nice full house man

Should have told her to get an abortion retarded moralfag

Do you love her? Does she loves you? If answer to this is yes its a good thing.
It costs a lot of money you retarded neet, money young people don't have.

Good way to get your ass arrested by the cops

Someone will give you a chance someday. Took me 12 months to get a job after college. You know what I’d have kept going if it took me 36 months. Quit being a pussy and don’t give up.

damn what shit hole you live in?
Why didn't you stay in the EU country where you originally got the degree at

At least you already passed on your genes.

24
jobblocking tattoos from my punk days, can't find work
only 3k net worth to my name, all in crpyto hoping to make it out of hell or i will prob suicide it
been in and out of psychiatry since i was 19, currently scheduled to go back to the clinic end of nov
had to move back in my moms as my old apartment got trashed and i spent all day faping and gaming
have a gf but shes ugly and fat compared to the chicks i used to bang
dads working himself to death to keep afloat his business, but deep down inside i knew he wanted me to take it over but i cant represent him due to my bad presence
about to turn 25 and realising i fucked my life completely up and prob going to be suffering lest of my life

forgot to add

receeding hairline
starting to have erectile dysfunctions
zero eduction or skills learn
confirmed autist by psychiatry
below average intelligence

think thats all for now

26yo
kissless virgin
earn $0 but make just enough tiny gains to somewhat survive
living with parents and leeching
have 8k in LINK hell (got in at .30+ cents)
have a hot sister that lets me massage her feet
drive my mothers tiny 15year old car

dude. go help your dad with your family business if you can't find work

late 20s dentalfag
living with parents (fuck paying rent)
making 3x average monthly salary while working less than a year
repayed my debnts
planning to move in a year so i can make 10k EUR/month
looking forward to a more traditional method of investing
mfw

23
Taking on 250K in debt in next 3 years for dental school
sleep deprived and working my fucking ass off while college buddies are wagecucking and making good money already
went all in on ChainLink at .44 and have about 3000$ worth (14000 link)
At least I'll be a dental Jew someday

18
living in college dorm
studying computer science
making $.26/hr from mining monero
1.8 btc savings
no gf
depressed for no logical reason.
want to kill myself, on the daily
don't want to get help from a therapist
think about how poor I really am, even with my savings
think about how poor everyone gen y and z is.
think about how much better life would be if I was born 70 years ago
wish I didn't have to go into debt to start my life, but that's the way it is
I get angry thinking about how the banks and government ruined the college market.
waiting for the credit bubble to burst.

Is anyone here actually planning on committing suicide?

26
live in tiny 1 room apartment with gf
severely depressed as long as I can remember
BSc degree and UCL bullshit degree in chemistry
110K in crypto
20K in savings
Currently studying MSc Quant because the idea of working 07-19 is killing me
Severe tinnitus for the past 3 years, thinking of killing myself every day
Severe alcoholic
Walk into the shower daily picturing myself finally ending it

Life is fun

32
no gf
no car
no kids
easy job
$220k in index funds
have a 10/10 russian prosti visit once a month

20th birthday yesterday
8k Aud crypto
virgin
inept
jobless
ephemeral bursts of motivation that fade with anxiety

I had a training shift at a new role today, it was bad. I begun sweating and all I could think about was the secreting sweat coming from my pores and how bad I must smell to everyone else.

how the fuck are you a virgin in africa?

gf
$130k net worth

gtfo normie

Yes, explain to me what good my net worth is when I have severe tinnitus which is only going to get worse.

tfw relationship with 8/10 ruined because neither of our parents would let us fuck in their house, and both of our parents were always home
I don't know where the fuck they get this mindset from

Care to explain? Are they religious or smth?

lmao relax gopnik

27
living in 3rd world cuntry
dropped out of engineering
making ~$250/month doing back office work
cousins and friends of my age make anywhere between $750-1500
mum really disappointed in me

My mother died before I could buy her nice gifts from my $3,500 ETH gains.

maybe because your resume is utter garbage

humble brags in a JUST thread

i have very little experience, but other than that its fine. no need to bully

No, they're not even religious (well mine aren't, I don't know about her's). They just don't let me bring a girl into my room unless the door is open, I don't know why and it was too awkward for me to ask back then.

That's so weird.

All these people with gfs

The normies are already in crypto it seems.

user, where are you from?

23
Just got out of drug rehab
Working 60-80 hours a week for $10 an hour (about $700 a week net paycheck)
Terrible credit, broken lease, can't get a real apartment, paying $1200 a month for a tiny efficiency at an extended stay hotel
$15k in credit card and other debts
Living well below my means, forcing myself to eat off of $25 a week until debt is paid off (hopefully in a year or so)
Despite that still investing $50 a week into crypto in hopes that one of these shitcoins blows up soon so I can pay everything off sooner

dad died 5 months ago
inherited about 3 mio USD in real estate, but can't get any money from it because MUH contracts
250k USD in tax debt because of owner changes of the property

FUCK OFF REEEEEEE

I brought a girl over and she was being so loud as i was fucking her i had to shove her face in a pillow to quiet the sounds. Next thing to 1up you on

married
2 kids
plenty of money
no freedom

Survival of the fittest, mother fucker!
This is how capitalism works, the best thrive, the weak suffer, get over it.

Had the same problem. Literally trying shush her. Had to cover her mouth lmaoooo

Respect my man. Keep it up.

no fucking wonder most of you have no idea about markets or economics most of you are 18-20 years old fucking hell

How fucking old are you?

18
got gf that supports the crypto
put 100 on ETH and 100 on Bitcoin when BCH feel
lives with parents
2k in the bank
no stress or depression from college
trump our president
been a good year so far OP looks like u got the shit stick

30
MD/PhD
Top income in my age group for salaried employees
Published some nice papers
Have my own flat, 4 rooms, 100 sqm
Lots of disposable income, nocoiner and proud
Solidly above 1/2/3/4 for reps

But...
The nurses that mire me are all 7/10 at best :-(

18
$400 internet money
no car
no license (parents wouldnt pay for it)
live in bumfuck nowhere
no jobs to speak of unless I have a car
can't get a car without a job
catch 22
parents make less than 40k each with less than 25k assets total at ages of nearly 60
attending community college with gibs from gubment
no gf

24
Living at home, finished chemo this year, now last semester at University
Euro, so zero health care costs
1 BTC and 1 BCH
40K in bank account and no clue what to do with it
No clue what to do with life
Miss my gf, we broke up because of long distance

Tell me what to do with the rest of my money

can't get a car without a job
can't get a job without a car

Ah classic

cucked, better vote libertain next time fuccboi

tfw no GF

Feels free, man

27 year old kissless handholdless virgin
finally use some of my crypto gains to get a bj from a stripper, now it burns really bad when I pee but I'm too embarrassed to see a doctor
get Lasik, goes horribly wrong and am blinded for 6 months
get in a car accident last month, totaled car, getting sued by the girl even though it was probably her fault
get fired from a good job making 80k a few months ago because a co-worker I've been orbiting got married and I got shitfaced at the wedding and made a huge ass of myself and pretty much ruined the wedding
still live in parents basement, unemployed
went all in on Link at 9k with my life savings

26
started off with ETH
made some money, but didnt want to cash out the moderate amount i made because of the annoying coinbase fees
decided I might as well use the coins themselves to buy the one thing they can buy
bought some LSD online
now ADDICTED TO LSD
cant go a day without swallowing multiple LSD tabs each morning
life in shambles

4355971
making 90k a yr with DB pension
want to invest in crypto maybe 1k
30 yrs old, have a kid coming next spring
finished college in 2009
about 50k in pension savings
drive a BMW sports car
have 50k in debt and want to use crypto to erase it. Help me out!

Well, things are a helluva lot better for me than they were a few years ago, so here goes

live in 1br apartment in NY with my wife
make $200k a year as an attorney -- grueling hours sometimes, but usually not so bad
have around $150k in student debt from law school. Pay $1500 a month
divorced and have a daughter with my ex. Love my daughter, but I hate paying $1600/month (required by law) to my ex that she doesn't need because she works and is re-married to a doctor
make tons of money but everything is still tight because I live in NY and have tons of expenses between taxes, rent, child support, and debt

rate my life out of 10, anons

Oh, forgot this part

small-time investor in crypto. started earlier this year. i've seen some gains, but wish I had gotten in earlier.

married
2 kids
plenty of money
no freedom

Remove:
married
2 kids
no freedom

Keep:
plenty of money

Now have good life. Put all money In monero and cash and move to Mexico. Best of luck

how can LSD be addictive? are you that weak?

making 90k a yr with DB pension
want to invest in crypto maybe 1k
30 yrs old, have a kid coming next spring
finished college in 2009
about 50k in pension savings
drive a BMW sports car
have 50k in debt and want to use crypto to erase it. Help me out!

Sell the BMW tard, don't keep what you can't afford. I bet that's what got you in debt nigger.

Muh nice 50,000$ car

24
hugless, kissless virgin
absolutely socially awkward
bullied in elementary and high school, had ZERO friends growing up
only relied on anime and vidya to cope with the crippling loneliness
but somehow really good at finding ways to earn money with little effort, also I'm a experienced CPA and a law school student

This.

I'll Play
35
Make Upper 5 Figs
Net worth roughly 500,000 (I save and invest)
Get GF preg, we have kid, move in together
Don't have a lot but still appreciate life
Forget I had 5 BTC in my wallet from my old days.
Turn on News BTC at 5,000
Go to /pol/ BTC Banned, go to Biz
FFS there's a whole market for this shit
MFW when Addicted to trading and I need to go back to focusing on work, (SO Am JUST MAKING INVESTMENTS INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR THE PUMP AND DUMP HYPE)
Don't own a single BCH

Shit life
Have girl with golddigger
She remarries to a better target
cucked into paying 1500$ a month

You just gave your ex-wife $324,000 because you are a retarded piece of shit that can't pick a quality girl.

23
making 750 britbongs per month(disability)
webcammer/stripper gf
never went college
have schizophrenia
no car
13k in crypto
0 in savings

my life is a meme

If you own 5 BTC since ages you also got 5 BCH for free. Sell it for more BTC kek.

believe me, I know I was an idiot back then. there's a lot of backstory that you don't know, so you don't have to be an asshole about it.

10k for Tiffany engagement ring, 18k for 2013 bmw 335i, the rest loss in stock market doing penny stocks. My car probably worth 30k only.

Got kid coming next spring.

Sadly I fucked that up and didn't learn until 2 days after I moved my BTC into Coinbase from my cold storage, I learn quick, but was looking to cash out 2 really fast. :/ I know it was a $5,000+ lesson but in my mind I try to look at the fact that it was a $30,000+ gain for a few bucks I had from trying to buy Shrooms online but got to scared to ages ago.

pretty gud i would say. i hope you hodl link

10k for a dumb ring
What are you doing..?

got gf pregnant
You deserve it normalfag.

t. 24 year old making GBP 60k/year

27
about to be 28
college dropout
unemployed
apartment to my name, making 420USD a month in rent
invested 4k USD into crypto buying Substratum
investment now valued over 10k
waiting for january when SUB will be worth over 1usd
waiting for SUB to be worth 5USD (I'd have around 450k USD) so I can literally retire with fixed investment that yields 0.3% a month ignoring inflation

feels good
feels good

So how did the split work exactly? Trying to understand how you missed out since I'm not too familiar with it.

good plan

20k for the Tiffany ring. It was either that or she go for abortion with my son.

How long after graduating and not finding a job does your degree basically become useless?

I graduated 6 months ago now and haventy found any work, and am getting worried that soon enough I will have been out of the field for me to be considered. I've been thinking about going to grad school just to fill the gap

when I made the first Transaction they treated as two transactions - you had to move the BCH out of X wallet first (I Believe)
I didn't realize I had BCH I had a wallet on my old Macbook computer (Thankfully still worked even though my kid was using it watch cartoons and shit) I never even saw the BCH in the wallet, but I didnt' look either, just went straight to BTC and moved to Coinbase to cash out.

You deserve everything bad happening to you, and more.

Holy shit. What did you do at the wedding? I can totally 100% imagine myself doing stuff like that. I had an alcohol psychosis four times now due to extreme intoxication. In case you don't now what that is: in my case I start hallucinating bad, change into a completely different person and just literally get a psychosis (insanity attack). Not pretty.

Actually got a Chinese wife, those fking hitches won't demand anything less than a Tiffany ring.

abortion was the right call you idiot
now you have a son with a diseased gene pool.

retard.

22
virgin, never had a gf
Slav
400e in crypto
live with parents
NEET college dropout
ugly manlet

Do you know any Dutch people in NY?

If you don't provide another tiffany ring at least every year (or something equal) you'll never see your child again. That's a promise.

well thats a nice collection of fuckups op but atleast you're still 20. abort the kid and you'll still have a chance. srs

I called her a whore and tacjled the groom on the dance floor until a few guys pulled me off and threw me out.

Good thing my wife has that corrupt Chinese money. Her condo is paid off. Her grand parents is gov official. Her parents house in Beijing worth a few million or more. Her bank account has 50k cash. I have a good job. But still fk. I got to be a man and get rid of this debt I incurred.

guide me in CPA please. it is my last chance.

Hey, we should have a beer together!

be 22
3 cars
60k a year
going to college
next day
homeless
paying cs $600 a month
wages garnished at 40%
don't get to see kid
ex uses kid against me

Thank you feminism!

Ha nice one user

22
has a kid

Jesus christ

Holy fuck this really is r9k.

You faggots are fucking pathetic kill yourselves

19
live at parents house and GF lives with me
was going to start business with friend until backed out after 3 years of planning
always interested in crypto and stocks since a kid but was not old enough to do anything
only have $250
trade $250 worth of BTC for like 2 months
finally gain $1,400 from trading
blow it all in atlantic city (not even gambling)
left $250 in bank account to comeback on again
trade $250 again eventually have $4,000+
currently trading over $1,000 a day
currently making $500 a week trading crypto and stocks

I'll be dead by 30

22
has a kid

first of all if you're 22 your'e fucking underaged go back to plebbit

second, what teh fuck? you could cum on her face, in her mouth, on her tits, on her belly, on her ass or in her asshole, yet you chose to cum inside the only place that could fuck you up for life?

kys

never done lsd before
buys blotters online
doesn't test it
fentanyl

One of my relatives is the epitome of JUST.
Owned successful store
store burned to the ground
rebuilt
big mortgage on new building, but it's going well
Until
gets divorced
loses house, but keeps store
lives with mother (he was in his late 40s at the time)
gold digger discovers him
they buy house (which he pays mortgage for)
she already has a house, but rents it out
she has multiple sons, one of which is 10 or so
she sets up her clothing shop in his store
mooches off of store (staff, heating, supplies, space, etc.) without paying rent
her stuff slowly leaks into his part of the store
competition opens literally down the street
his store is shriveling up
has "borrowed" over a million dollars from his mother (had successful farm and other business)
his gold digger Gf (common law wife by now) doesn't even cook
eats KFC and A&W every day
he is going bald, giving himself the JUST cut
his store has not had a shipment in over 2 months, every day is a loss

Only the tip of the iceberg too

thought i was hot shit getting in on bch at 0.32
kept daytrading as it went up but always lost
it crashed and i sold at 0.18
kept trading etc

i lost nearly all my bitcoin now

Hmm I think after seeing my check every week I've realized I've made a tiny mistake in judgement.

And in the end my kid is the only one that suffers. Money is money, but being a kid with a shit mom and no dad really sucks. Not much I can do though since I don't have $$$ for a lawyer or a government program to assist me.

What was the business? Why backed out?

YOU STOLE MY LINE!

Sound like a weak man? Not being mean or anything but is he?

all in on the biggest meme

kys

Also that's rude.

I have the worst life because my life went wrong in almost every way and I did none of it myself. Fight me. /thread

Green text niqqa.

If you are depressed and you don't exercise...well that is just sad. Your dog would get depressed without exercise as well. Most introverts need to exercise because we are just sitting on a computer all day and our emotions fluctuate hard, whereas regular exercise keeps you mentally strong.

29
net worth about $1mm from gambling
work about 20 hours per week
have a few friends i like
date some hot fun cool girls
will get a cat eventually
have like 250k in crpyto and never really pay attn to it
think i lost like 20k in btc this week but made like 15k in bch
doesn't really matter

#livingthedream

Nice. Gambling what?

sports.

i have posted in this forum a couple times before looking for people to open accounts with, but everyone always calls me a scammer so i quit doing that.

30 in 2 days
failing eyesight
have sarcoidosis which literally means that my own body hates itself - autoimmune disease
ugly
fat
dropped out of college three times
still directionless
no skills whatsoever
unemployed
virgin
introverted, literally no friends
put half of my savings in crypto - $2500, made $1000 but because of selling at loss and bitcoin falling I'm back where I started
knew about bitcoin in 2009 and then when it surged in 2014 but was literally to lazy to open a bank account and buy some
same with ETH and NEO
no driver's license
live with mom
dad has Parkinson can barely stand in bed, possibly Alzheimer's soon

Sorry, but I win. I'll check out before the year is over.

Are you nie?

17
depressed
have 9k in crypto
sad

Ah yes biz gonna biz. What was your starting amount and timeframe?

ETC - Don't check out, check up

making 10 dollars an hour is bad

okay rockefeller

Honest question: why not kill yourself? Because of mom?

Are you me? IRS taxes are killing american middle class. I hope Trump tax plan has a provision to wipe out our debt.

be 26
Have $65-70k freelance job
Sexy GF
Work 2 days a week
Bored
Always spend money on everything
Own every gadget
$12k in crypto
Some savings in fiat
Want more from life... experiences

I just paid a $400 speeding ticket and I thought I had it bad

No, because I'm a pussy, Veeky Forums and crypto. That's basically all I have rn

US law student here. Please tell us which shit hole country, so I can be sure to never move there.

graduated college with bachelors in Info Systems
gf of 5 years left, then fucked with my head for the next 8 months. She thought she could do better than me.
left datacenter job for twice the pay at a contract job
ex gf rubs it in my face how she's seeing other people
contract doesn't get renewed
cant find job since
move back in with parents
27

Considering a career change to law or medicine, or maybe a high earning trade like CNC/machining. I cannot find a job in IT no matter what I fucking do. It bewilders and angers the shit out of me but I have to accept it.

At least crypto has been going well, put in around 9000 initially, that's grown thanks to ETH and XMR to almost 70k.

Start a company yourself. Or hire people to manage your project.

user, where are you from?

We are one and the same except DNT and LINK

Dude, how old are you?

Make more money and get a new gf

My job is a creative role. too Lazy to make a company. such a cop out for my industry.

I'd love to have something on the side, like investments that make some money to allow me to do whatever the fuck I want. I should have way more savings to say how much i'm making, but I just spend it on shit all day. Living like a king, but end goal isn't getting reached.

34
have middle management slave labor retail job
pulling roughly 60k a year although this can shoot up an extra 10-15k if extra labor is needed for company expansion projects
wife making 45k
two young kids
including mortgage about 130k in debt
lolnope on crypto at this age, safe investments onry
paying down debts hard now and keeping up with investments so barely scraping by with family
slow acceptance of mediocrity as my new norm

Imagine being this mentally handicapped
This thread reminds me I have it good

Meh. Sounds like a 6.5 out of 10. Did you get such a shit deal in the divorce because NY's a super liberal SJW state, you're not a divorce lawyer, or because you're a bad lawyer?

31
sharing a house w/ gf and couple others
nice neighborhood
$35k assets
no debt, no kids, no health issues
decent low-stress job

could be worse

You Will make it user

t's time to pump and dump some lead into my face
kek
just go live in the wildneress for a while or something

living in parents basement
Saving money, good for you!
making $10/hr
Employed, congratulations!
lost savings in crypto
You'll recover them.
got gf pregnant
Congratulations!
dropped out of college
Just like Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg.
$200 to my name
Great.
lost 4 cars within 2 years
Shit happens.

And you've achieved all that? Congrats. Seriously.

Why did she divorce you?

At least you got us anons, user. That is something, eh ?

return the fucking ring and dump that bitch before you get fucking married.

Seriously if you don't do this you'll regret it for the rest of your life

31
been ill with a chronic disease for the last 2 years
lost 20kg and can't weightlift anymore
always feel tired
only do part time jobs
no debt, but not much savings too
haven't been in a relationship for a long time
for the last month been slowly succumbing to a depression
i'll pull through, but i'm wasting my best years
enjoy your health while it lasts user
you can quit bad job or relationship, you can earn more money or just enjoy free things in life, you can solve or at least run from most problems - do it while you still have enough vigor for that

Look at that post and think about of investing, just a good advice

veekyforums.com/thread/4362176/business

Read Schopenhauer. It will make you feel better.

Money is the difference between happiness and misery. The only time money does not equate to happiness, is when you didn't have it when you needed it. Then it becomes useless.

20 yo
dropped out of highschool
currently in college but haven't taken any courses in 2 months
quit my job last week
7k$ car debt
56k in crypto and getting justed everyday
no gf or sex for 3 years
manlet and aspie
praying for moonmission or winning the lottery
living on autismbucks and in my parents garage

"user, under other skills you wrote 'shits in street, save company money on water' would you care to explain?"

be 22, 23 next month
Freshly graduated
Moved to New York
Okay, but stable job
Moving to a better job in June
Have a long term gf that moved with me
Live together
Both have really grown apart
She's still in school, financed by her dad and me
Really sick of the daily bs of living with a girl
Haven't been single since 17
Really tempted to end it soon, as is she

How would I end it if we still have until June on the lease? We both are from the Midwest so if she moved out idk what she would do

I will post mine-

Sell BTC during August 1st hardfork. Don't get free money, dont be part of the rally.
Sold 1000 Antshares before it became NEO; 4x opportunity lost. Eh.
Get BCH, 2x, don't sell until it's back where I started.
get 20 BCH again a couple weeks back, sell at 0.09, Miss 4x oppurtunity which would have been life chaning amount of money. Eh.
Get XMR, sell before it moons and actually take some losses,
Sell DASH at 0.05.

It's not even like sitting outside and watching moon missions. I litterally get in the shuttle and get off for some reason. I have a feeling that i am self sabotaging myself. Something in me doesn't want to be successful and wants to remain a loser neet living with my parents.

Honestly, I don't even think about it because I know that it will make me emotionally unstable so I just keep moving on. Been doing this for 3 months or so.

i also have tinnitus. it's not so bad for me since i play a lot of vidya with headphones on and sleep with a boxfan next to me, i didn't know that it gets worse over time tho fuggg

26
14hr @ Arch firm
tried saving to go back to college, 1st degree was unliscensed degree for architecture
scared to take GRE for grad school
living @ parents, didnt save
mom lost job
give half of 1,800 i make every month
30k in debt for going to wrong school
gf is poor too
0 savings, IRS wants 4k for misfiling taxes
still don't think of suicide
no A/C @ home
trying to learn investing

Also thinking of becoming a rapper and selling drugs

You are very clearly self-sabotaging. Fuck sake, literlly just buying and holding a top-10 coin would be better than what you are doing.

It doesn't have to though. Could take decades. But mine probably will get worse because I have the correct symptoms let's put it like that.

I divorced her.

College kid in last year
Living with parents
Have $20/hour job
Up 50% on crypto investments since I started
No direction in life
Always angry

Why don't I love me, Veeky Forums?

you'll make it soon my bro, you got this.

24yo
no debt
haven't had sex in 3 years
5$/hour
1000$ savings
college dropout
live with parents
no life
1.6$ in crypto
claiming 200satoshi/hour
15yo car
investing in it certifications
starting a thread "any chance dodecoin to moon soon? "

20
Have worked 6 jobs, none for more than a few months
Unemployed for almost a year now
Full time student at a community college but bad grades may lead to losing financial aid
5k in debt to the state college because I dropped out 2 years ago
another 5-6k in student loan debt
a bit over 1k in credit card debt because I was planning on killing myself
live with gf
hate my gf
have just over 1000 link and 1 monero, will probably have to sell my monero because my rental textbooks for water damaged during walk to campus
cant find a job because work history
even if I did it would have to be around my class schedule
On the bright side I should be able to put in another $2k into crypto by the end of the school year from my financial aid. I'm hoping to transfer to a different 4 year school and put all of my aid money into crypto.

How do I help myself ? This is my current portfolio. If I don't reach 100k by the end of 2018 I will simply off myself. My parents already hate me and staying in the same house might literally give me cancer it's so filled with negativity; I think this is also the reason I self sabotage; I never really believed that crypto could help me change my life and every-time I get close I freak the fuck out; I am not even afraid of losses and can deal with holding a losing position. However, it could also be random because I have no real system and make trades with YOLO mentality.

Lol this thread

Average Veeky Forums cryptowhale

17
have 9k in crypto

Fuck off retard

What age should I be moving out of my parents house?

24
worked on and off since 19yo
always made 12-19/hr, "good for my age"
hated every second of it
no gf since 16yo
not even interested in girls anymore
car accident totaled my car and fucked up my hand
no job
still havent been payed by insurance
threw it all on crypto in aug
fucked by the chinks end of aug
saved it by going all in on link
JUSTED BY GOING ALL IN ON LINK
saved it with bcc pnd
barely breaking even

Buy Ethereum and Monero. Sit on them for a year.

You're welcome.

I live in Greece.

Got my degree from Cyprus, but didn't want to stay in that shithole either.

14/hr as a tech
Bachelors degree, trying to find better work
3k in savings
500 in shitcoins
Seriously considering dumping a grand into Link
25

this is shit adive though, we both know that the crypto market is too volatile for that and I also want to learn to make trades instead of being a passive no risk faggot.

can you elaborate on what you mean? i would like to know if i also have those symptoms. unless you're referring to outside stimuli. i also have static vision which apparently comes in tandem with tinnitus. do you have that as well?

you are literally retarded.

On the year long scale, the crypto market isn't volatile at all. If you sit on your ass, you are virtually guaranteed to make very solid gains, assuming you invest in a solid, top-10 coin.

Where real volatility enters is when you start doing exactly what your dumb ass is doing, which is trying to day trade.

Your results speak for themselves, dude. Keep trying to do what you're doing, I dare you, I double dog dare you motherfucker.

user, why did you put dick in crazy? Disappoint.

My parents are very traditional. I've had my gf spend the night a few times in the past because of leaving for trips early in the morning and what not. My parents make her sleep in the guest room.

Yeah are you fucking new or stupid? Nearly every altcoin is halved in satoshi value. Holding a shitcoin means you are assuming it will beat bitcoins performance. Look at what happened to those that held the past 6 months

how do you college without a high school diploma

That's why I said top-10 faggot. Can you read? Are ETH and XMR shitcoins? Or have they gone up massively and predictably in value?

If I were to do that 6 months back it would have been profitable. However, doing that any time in the past 3 months would have been terrible in most cases and you would have halved your initial investment. Also, I haven't lost significantly in trades but my overall performance has been sub par. If weren't trading I wouldn't have missed these opportunities because there weren't any opportunities to miss. Get it ? dummy

im sorry to hear that :(

That's why I said to fucking hold on to it for a year or more, retard.

If this is a hard concept for you to grasp than obviously crypto just isn't for you.

thanks but no. I would rather keep fucking up and learn than sit back and go to sleep with a good chance that my coin would have forked and now ETHCASH is the KING.

you realize that you would then own said ETHCASH, right?

Probably not. Good luck continuing to do what you've been completely failing at.

humble bragging in a JUST thread
JUST

Feeling like your life is mediocre is the worst. My mom said some time ago that "it's sad to realize you had a mediocre life" and that really struck a cord with me, though I actually do nothing to avoid this path.

Yeah, I have floaters in my eyes but highly doubt that is a product of tinnitus. Maybe it is stress related though.

I have high pitched (18 kHz) bilateral tinnitus. The high pitch makes it always audible I cannot supress it. Even at a concert I can still hear my tinnitus because it respons to sound becoming worse in loud environments.

I can manipulate it by moving my jaw or my neck etc. Because it is extremely highly pitched it will probably get worse, in the sense that extra noises will be added, because the higher pitched regions of my hearing will fail eventually causing "extra" tinnitus.

Furthermore, it constantly fluctuates, bad and good days, which is also a symptom that eventually one of the bad days simply sticks. Also, it started as unilateral, became bilateral later and now I hear it in the center of my head. In short, it is spreading throughout my head, another symptom of worsening.

20
Live in a fucking african tier shithole of a country called Russia
NEET living with parents
ugly 170cm manlet with acnes
Virgin. Never talk to girls, because I'm afraid of getting rejected
uni dropout
too depressed that even videogames are not fun anymore
dad is an unemployed alcoholic, threatens to kick me and my mom out every day, because she wouldn't buy him booze
my portfolio which I grew from $500 to $15k got fucking JUST'd all the way to $6k, because I was too apathetic to even look at the charts
Spent 10 years of my life on a useless fucking hobby that got me nowhere and still suck at it
Got nothing to lose, the thought that any moment I can just off myself really soothes me. Don't even want a gf or money at this point. I just want to finish my Magnum Opus, then jump off a bridge and end this bullshit

Is Poland better than Russia? I want to move to Poland because there are no Muslims there.

you are missing an btc or eth address, user. just sayin.

also, could be worse.
bald
fat

18 y/o virgin
no muscle
no willpower
living with mom and her boyfriend
planning to move out and live in car
$11/hr as manager at pizza place
paying for community college
making shit grades in community college
planning to stop going after this semester
paying car loan
paying insurance
no savings
lonely
no future

same. going to buy more.

I don't know honestly, I've never been outside of my hometown. Probably any european country is better than Russia.
There're a lot of muslims in Moscow too, but St. Petersburg seems alright, I hope to move there some day

be me
29 years old
already managed to put myself in $419,000 in debt because of sick kid and treatment for my cancer in 2014
1 autist kid
wife died in the same car accident where i lost half my left leg

We have a winner!

34
make about $45k/year at comfy 9-5 jobber
still have about $15k in student loans left to pay off from lol art degree follow yer dreams meme (my current job is not remotely related)
frugal and good at saving money but also extremely conservative on investments to the point that my "investments" in the past ten years have been letting money sit in savings account that pays out about enough for one free lunch per month, a small lunch, at a cheap restaurant
thought hard about buying bitcoin last year but put it off
bitcoin goes on intergalactic voyage
fug
I could have made... fuuuuuug
looking in to crypto again now
will probably be over conservative about it but at least i'll have something in the game

maybe the mom was playing with herself listening

you should fuck the mom

have a hot sister that lets me massage her feet
you can't just say this and not elaborate

be me
22 years old
no-fun-allowed straight shooter my entire life
life had been pretty rough since my family left my abusive dad when I was in the 3rd grade
work my ass off to get my mechanical engineering degree
things are finally starting to look up
have great prospects for graduate school and founding an engineering software company
start seeing weird flashes of light toward the end of senior year of college
it gets worse and I start developing blind spots
see about 20 doctors all over the country
turns out I have an untreatable genetic neurodegenerative disease
I'm going to be blind in a year or two, followed by being a vegetable not long after
living in my old bedroom at my mom's place since graduation
unemployed and probably not worth getting a job at this point
all those hopes and all that hard work for nothing

26
living with parents
last year of uni(master degree, math-info teacher, but teachers are ridiculously underpayed in my country)
have a job, making 3 euros/hour
1500 euros in bank
320 euros in crypto
no car
No gf since 2011

Fuck I don't wanna go to Russia if there are Muslims there.

Fuck me....

That's pretty rough... Need to cut down on the weight for sure unless yuu are super tall.

23
student, living in dorm
1 friend, no gf, no car
last year of uni, almost dropping out (again)
leeching off parents since birth
in crypto since June, literally made NO gains

considering suicide daily

Jesus user I'm sorry.

I think you're still the winner

That's rough. Don't know what to say.

Holy fuck PLEASE be larping

spend some time traveling and hiking after school.
even if it's not a severe case, cancer is some heavy shit.
you have plenty of money, I'd suggest putting a fair amount into some safe bets, maybe a mutual fund, you don;t need a big emergency fund at this point in your life.
depending on what you're into, try some psychedelics, and go exploring, get outdoors, take some risks, and get new experiences.
figure out how long you'll do this for so you have a definite end point and don't start drifting, come back home, reconnect with senpai, and then try to find a [professional direction that lines up with how you want to live your life, try to sort out your priorities and a few goals in life while traveling. meeting new people experiencing new ways of life should help with that. try to spend time with good people, and see if you can pick up on what they've got going on that gives them purpose and meaning in life

Send me your crypto when you kys

reconnect with your parents/f am,
forgot the fucking word filters were still on

Cum into me

I'm sorry bros, that's fucked up. Hope things'll look up for you two soon.

25, working some shit job for $10/hr, can't seem to make anything stick with girls even though I keep trying, parents died 4 years ago, at least they loved me enough to take out a couple life insurance policies to make sure I was taken care of. I didn't earn my wealth but I'm damn grateful for it, love you Mom and Dad

living in Russia

I win

moved out 4 years ago
worked every day for $15/hour
lived as frugally as possible
saved and invested every possible penny
made $1mil in crypto this year
moved back home for the holidays
looking at houses to buy
24

college dropout
making $22/hour
$15k in crypto
I've cashed out $30k over the last year because I wanted to be safe and pay some debt
That $30k would be $100k+ by now
$40k in debt
couple hundred in the bank
can't last more than 5 mins usually, so my gf gets an orgasm from sex maybe once a quarter
I go down on her all the time, and she gets orgasms from that + fingering, but it doesn't stop me from feeling like a failure

I guess it's better than a lot of what I'm reading, but I think about dying every day.

work a soul-crushing job as a cashier at a local fast food place
boss is a greedy jew faggot
fucking hate my retarded neighbors, constantly make noise and knock on my door
worse yet is I work with one of them
depressed as shit, sometimes suicidal
try to work on my music career but it never goes fucking anywhere
rarely feel joy
every once in a while this rich Chad I used to know shows up and rubs his amazing life in my face

Just kill me. I like to think I'm a pretty good artist, so maybe I'll pursue that next. But goddamn is this life a sad one.

26 years old
$12 an hour working security armed
Hear Christian prophecies that Trump will win presidency in 2016
Want to bet entire bank account on Trump to win presidency
Inquire from friend on website with best odds
Recommends Directbet which only accepts bitcoin
Buy about 7 or so bitcoin bet them all on Trump to win at 4x odds
Trump wins
get back a ton of bitcoin
Bitcoin goes berserk so does Ethereum which I diversified into
Remember the prophecies of Trump winning were Christian
Thanks Jesus
hoping to live a long healthy life full of wealth
wife pregnant, beautiful autistic son, just like daddy
????
go to heaven one day

32 or 33 maybe (getting so old I need to do math to check age)
failed out of college while trying to work full time min wage to pay for it
became neet and gave up on life while stuck in elo hell in LoL(high gold)
can't afford own place have to search for cheap places on Craigslist after falling out with my cousin
get evicted one day because Craigslist landlord was not paying the real landlord
end up living out of (HomeSweetHomes) motels with another guy that stayed at eviction house
muscles are atrophied after years of being a neet
motel roommate convinces me to come work with him as a mattress delivery guy
arm and back muscles and hands are bruised and swore for weeks as my strength returns
after a year or two of working 12 to 16 hours a day for 5 to 6 days a week begin to look for something more
discover the wonderful world of Forex Trading
only making 150 to 600 usd a week
constantly losing thousands of dollars trying to day trade
eventually give up on trading and got fired
become a neet again for the last year
lost all of incredible strength and stamina I developed
suddenly 3 months ago the way I see the charts change
can see every dip before it happens
bide my time until I have enough money to throw away at Forex again
last Friday throw 500 into my account for one final round
take my first 3 trades yesterday and this morning again after having not trading for over a year.
MASSIVE PROFITS in a single day

I forgot the part where my mentor unfriended me from Facebook after introducing me to day trading aftet I disagreed with his theories and lost a major trade that I obsessed over for a year

Kekekeke wow user you're such a nice guy ;)

22
Slight tinnitus in ear can never experienced total silence ever

Receiding hairline ... Lol

Herpes type one on my Willie

Doing well monetary and got a cute Japanese gf but still fucking suck

no arm
no leg
use rght stump 2 use comp
rich parnts
neet
no skill
cnt rspond caus take 2 slo. srry

I had no dad. It's the worst. What's worse is if you're not black, you don't really have anyone in your social circle to relate to.

You don't develop as fast as everyone else because you can't emulate a man's behavior. I didn't fee fully developed until I was 25.

Also, your friend's fathers holding you at arms length since they don't want things to get twisted, fucks up your relationship with other men and authority figures.

Things will click for you. Get into programming.

The standard of living is very high so I would concentrate on making an impact in the world. The money will come.

Even if you got rich off crypto you would fuck it up just like I would.

25 years olds
finishing up last year in med school
soon to register as doctoral student
parents just bought me appartment in my countries capital for 450k eur
solid 50k at bank account, 25k more in cryptos
10/10 gf with more money than me.

can't complain

22
has kid
faggot

link is a meme you dumb nigger

What kinds of jobs can I work with no degree to meet qt nurses or gurl doctors? There are no females at work to meet when you only day trade

Delivery driver checking in.

21
2 year college degree
making $20 an hour
live in expensive af city
live with parents
$5000 in bank
$2500 in crypto
$5000 in student debt
never had a gf
had casual sex a few times
How am I doing Veeky Forums?

24
BS in Comp Eng
lazy as fuck though, so the only job I could get so far pays like $24.50/hour even after being there for a year and getting a """raise"""
zero denbts (college was paid for by scholarships), but I spend a lot on alcohol and food takeout
don't really have any expensive hobbies, mostly just spend my free time by getting drunk and watching pirated tv shows and movies
get to sack away half my monthly pay
~$40k in savings
~$3k in ethereum (bought in at $13.6 a piece)
6 years until my hogwarts letter
don't even really have any interest in investing seriously, just come here for hodl and moon memes

Could be worse I guess

not hooking up in the great outdoors.
just climb a mountain with an outdoorsy girl and bang her at the summit.

6 week europe trip for six weeks

Congrats for having rich mom and dad. Better to be lucky than working hard.

and all the rest of you
cut the crap

Do a trade.

Well imagine you had a dad and he didn't give a fuck about you. Maybe that's better psychologically than what you describe, but you should consider that you're prone to making the same fallacy as people that post tfw no gf while forgetting the huge downsides of relationships.

living in parents house
making $18/hr
Charged with Sexual assault
-$40K
10 Months in County

Crypto trading is the only thing saving my ass right now.

wage 4x minimum wage
have car, paying for it
rented appartment, its not bad
9.9/10 gf (im kinda odd looking but she digs that)
2k in crypto, getting justed by bch at the moment

wagecuck wanting to go benelux and being a better paid wagecuck

Lab courier. You drive paperwork and sometimes samples between the various hospital laboratories in the city. Pay isn't bad, at least in my city, for the job. Around 20-something/hour.

Lol fuck that cunt

Months did she lie or were you really drunk?

She was underage so every thing she said was taken as a fact.

Had to pay a lawyer to prove she was lying, could not make bail so I spent 10 months waiting for the DA to cave and give me a plea deal.

It was partially my fault, but I the assault never happened.

be 22
live with parents cos free rent
have own business, not as good outlook as the BTC honeybadger
close business
invested in BTC and moved all my investment into alts
broke because no altseaon yet because of honeybadger BTC
will just walk out 1 day when i have over $50000 and start traveling

r
ahhahahahahh

TOPKEKE xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

19
studying compsci
$40,000 in crypto and stock
$5,000 in bank
no debt
khv despite 8/10 looks and /fa/
not many friends because most people are boring as shit
saving up for law school

also forgot
living with parents so zero expenses

living with single parent mom
making $30/hr
Pay mom's mortgage because she is retired but cant afford to pay it
0 savings due to me paying my mothers debts she ran up because her pension isnt enough
find out she gives her retarded art major nephew money because he's retaking 2nd year university and his father is a druggie/mother died
never had puss
constantly in overdraft the past 6 months
38

pic related
Cmon brother, I have stupid fucking tattoos from my punk days too. Even PUNX tattoo on my hand, jesus... Craigslist/Indeed.com, it's not hard to find a job just dont stop looking. Apply for at least fucking 30 a day, call all the #'s, apply for anything you see on craigslist even if your not qualified. You will be surprised people like to help people
24
30$ in bank account
1000$ check on the way soon as vehicle title comes in mail
Can't get real plates on my car, waiting for ANOTHER title in mail
Renting room 600$ a month with my cats, old roommate who was leaseholder started smoking meth & bailed (luv u if you see this /pol/ tard, for real)
Trying to stay off drugs, get life together
living in state all by myself no family

23
lead dev of 5 man team with no degree
living with 8/10 cutie gf who cooks everyday
$270k in crypto
$<1k in bank

just waiting for a million and I buy a small home next to the beach

Charged with Sexual assault
literally kek'd
I love how you guys sneak these little tidbits into your greentexts

35
masters degree, never used it
own business with 150k EUR equity
make 200k EUR per year by making a few calls, invoices and bank transfers a day
300k EUR in bonds, gold and silver
350k EUR in crypto
no gf but fucked over 250 hookers
live with parents
pay almost all the bills at home

bored as fuck
I just want a non-normie gf which is smart (or smarter) and cunning as me

lead dev of 5 man team with no degree
How? How did you get to this position? Are you really talented/have you been doing it since a young age?

Damn nigga u must have done some bad shit in the last timeline /life

Also, your friend's fathers holding you at arms length since they don't want things to get twisted, fucks up your relationship with other men and authority figures.

What

20
move around constantly so no friends
even though I'm only 20 I'm starting to come to terms with the fact I'll never have a gf for the rest of my life
only time I ever leave my room is to go to work or seldom buy things at stores
over the past 2 years developing some serious mental problems that are ruining my life
have no hobbies other than getting drunk to forget I exist. No matter what hobby I try to get into my mind tells me this is all for nothing and you are an imposter. All I can do is sit and browse Veeky Forums and drink.
Have 40k in bank and a car but know that it doesn't matter how much i have because I'm not changing
my posture is fucked up because of pectus excavatum. Look at myself in the mirror every day with disgust.
my only sibling died as a young boy
I wish I had a pepe to post but I deleted all my reaction images in an attempt to quit Veeky Forums. Obviously it didn't work.

Are you talking about the same thing as this?

How is this kind of job? How often will I be around the doctors and nurses? I figure it's hard to date or meet nurses and doctors since they work all the time and only date co workers mostly.

At least I know what puss is (:

Are you really talented
somewhat
have you been doing it since a young age?
no
took me 3 years.
basically just be good. most devs are very bad, as soon as you start getting really invested in learning programming you'll quickly be way better than the norm (protip: don't spend too much time on OO, focus on FP).
work hard at your first job to build a narrative of young genius around you, then learn some negotation skills to make yourself appear even better, and slowly climb up.
oh and don't join too big a company at first

Majoring in Biology
Told everyone I wanted to be a doctor
Doing not so great in school
Eventually everyone will find out because I won't get into med school
Lazy as fuck
Spend all of my time writing a fantasy book that no one will ever read

wtf is wrong with him user.

don't spend too much time on OO, focus on FP
Oh wow I've never heard this before. I didn't think FP was used much in industry. Everyone always talks about Java n shit.

What do you think of trying to specialize in something like solidity? Smart contracts are likely to really take off and there will be a huge gap in the market for smart contract programmers at some point.