>Both manlets
> shit aesthetics and muscle insertions
>peak performance display of speed endurance power and agility
> could kill 99% of the world population with their bare hands
Shit aesthetics
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>Unemployed from Scotland
>Got those sweet Gimme Dat Gainz
>Start Boxing, Weigh 42Kg when i start because of terrible eating habits and hash
>Train 4 days a week 3 hours a time in the boxing gym, Other 3 days is 4 hours in regular gym lifting and running.
>4 Years later, Certified Fighter
>Only 5'8.6 weighing 58Kg (Was kept at that weight class)
>I would run 10km every 2 days.
>Had one street fight outside training since i began
>30 fucking 16 year olds attack me in a park
>Feel nothing, Not even scared
>Legit my only thought was "Well this is fucking Gay"
>I'm surrounded
>1am, no lights, full moon is the only illumination
>Main instigator approaches, Kid is fucking 6'2
>Il mention at this point that i was 19 when this happened, I'm approaching 21 now.
>He has that shit eating look that his type get
>Ask where i'm from, Tell him the other area over because fuck him.
>Does this Hyena fucking laugh and says "You fucking serious", Scrunches his face the way a fucking angry toddler does and Punches me as hard as he can.
>My face flicks to the side
>I reposition my head back to where it originally was and just look at him
Go on, I feel an epic fight scene coming on!
>All off them are now screaming, shouting and doing the whole "Mon then" Speel, My fellow Scots know what i'm talking about.
>I'm still in a shockingly No shits giving mood, Genuinely i'm really proud of how fucking nonchalantly i'm dealing with this.
>He hits me again, and once again uses that weird haymaker style punch non trained guys use
>I immediately throw my hands up into a guard and Smack the big bastard.
>He slinks back, Another punch falls in from my right side, *SMACK i give whoever threw it a Right hand on the face.
>There are at least 7 of the crowd bouncing in and out at me throwing single shots, Each hit but every single one of them gets a very snappy right hand reply.
>This goes on for a Minute, I've thrown a good 20+ Punches and only Right hands (Protip, Keep things stupidly Simple)
>This is with a full adrenaline dump, Fighters will know what i was throwing
>Someone runs and i shit you not Superman punches me
>Fall into a bush
>Look out at a good 10+ all gathered round the bit i fell into to, I'm about 2 feet in
>My mind literally says "Fuck that"
>Slink back a little and boom, I'm at the other side of this bristly bush with them yet to come after me
>There is a burn to my back, I climb down the low wall, Cross the water and climb up the other side
>An unknown number of them have ran along the path the attack happened and they have crossed a bridge
>I run along the other side being chased
>Dat cardio, I'm still not even out of breath as i reach a street about 400m away.
>Run into a local Pub
>They ask what happened and call the Police
>Asked why i'm covered in blood
Waste of good digits
>Look down, Holy fuck i'm literally covered in blood
>Check myself over, No cuts, Not Stabbed
>The Blood is not mine
>Further check over myself, Not a single Bruise, Not even sore
>Police arrive, Ask what happened
>I go through it with them, They are pretty psyched out by how little shits i give
>Taken home, House mate and i talk with them for awhile
>They have officers all over the area
>Apparently they have caught quite a few of them
>3 different guys have Large cuts on there faces, Hospital visits and Stitches required
>The rest have large welts and swollen features which also links them to the fight
>They all tell a story that says i attacked them randomly with a Glass bottle
>All but a few girls, Obviously mired out correlate the story
>Mfw i'm accused of using glass bottles in an ambush against them.
They ended up dropping all charged against me, I was up for Serious Assault on several of them and a Weapons charge as well. Police said it was Bullshit and they would strongly word there report both in my favor and against the real attackers. 8 Months later all charges are finally dropped.
I never got to see my Handy work but considering i spar with 16 Oz Gloves, My Mothers hands are bigger than my own and i was one of the best Technical fighters in my gym. I can safely say i done some damage.
I'm pretty a lot of big guys could kill them
Mike Tyson was 5'8
Holy shit man. You must've felt like the king of the universe after handling that shit.
I once fought three dudes and felt like a gangster motherfucker afterwards.
Canelo is aesthetic what are you talking about. And GGG is a fucking godlike warrior.