Why do Australian gym-bros dress like that?

dunno if they still exist, but there was a video of zyzz back in the day struggling with a 120kg squat, and a 110 kg DL. he could literally incline bench more than he could deadlift without breaking form.

that's a summation of the mindset.

yep, that's pretty much a good summation of aus gym culture. can out-bench most people, can't dl or squat for shit

You don't understand. These guys lift to get laid. That's their primary motivation for being fit. They wear as little as possible at music festivals because that's where our drug fucked sluts congregate, so it's easy game for them (except when it's not and then they start fighting)

Basically that picture is of our scumbag breeding grounds.

This event looks extremely homosexual

What does legs have to do with liking feces?

It's called a chaos pouch

Lmao

because its boiling hot, and being tanned shows off your gains more, and without a jacket their pocket capacity is limited so they obviously need a bag for their tampons

all of them look DYEL

Why don't they just wear fannypacks? Would look less gay and they wouldn't have to deal with an annoying strap tugging at their neck.

You're looking at the living embodiment of Zyzz's legacy. I don't think just being a carbon copy is what he would have wanted but whatever

Scooby was right. Aussies are way fitter than amerifats. I live in Thailand, and I'm amazed by how many of the younger white people are bigger than me. (still a novice. 1pl8 bench @ 6ft 190 lbs) Realized recently they're mostly aussies. Americans are more likely to be weak numales or 50+ pounds overweight. Euros are usually weak as fuck but not fat.

t.American

what the hell

It's due to our culture of being a cunt.

If you want to be a cunt you have to be bigger then the other people so you can intimidate them enough to get away with it.

Come and intimidate me ya poof

I honestly reckon it's because in general we spend more time outside (no harsh winters) than yanks

>wear a seatbelt
>not even in a car

obviously this is just a bunch of lads taking the piss by dressing up like Zyzz, only retarded americans would think a bunch of skinny and fat cunts would dress like that unironically.

thats a secret i'll never tell
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boom

axing stereo is the best thing we've done since tony stopped the boats

I keked

Thailand is close to Aus, cheap and has otc sterons. No wonder you'll see huge Aussies running around

>except when it's not and then they start fighting
Sucks getting AMOG'd. Guess I just have to get bigger/wider.

he's bulking

I’m in Thailand atm and notice the same thing in general. The Americans Ive encountered here are a little sub par in the physical stakes.

They also tend to worship “some guy back home” a lot too and I don’t understand why. Americans tend to be a little more celebrity focused? The women are dreadful though, in every sense of the word, the rudest and least endearing humans on the planet, I’m sure even isis has nicer people in it compared to American chicks.

youtube.com/watch?v=6vXiOy-eoL4

wtf

fucking hell

fucking hell, why is Zyzz loved so much on this board ? he was a total fucking retard who took buttloads of steroids to get a body he couldve gotten natty if he wasnt such an idiot. and then he died in a sauna because he did too many drugs and had a heart condition.

because he made it from here

Went to it once in Sydney while I was in Oz. Pretty legit, nice music

As someone from europe I can agree with this, been in the US for a bit because of a school exchange program and the US is like a portal into the future of mankind. Lazy, fat, narcissistic, slaves to consumerism it really is ridiculous. Seems that every generation it gets worse because some of the older people still seemed pretty decent but the younger generations in the US are a fucking dumpster fire. I really hope they manage to turn that shit around because their lifestyle is spreading throughout the world like a disease.

Becauae they're all a bunch of poofters

>I really hope they manage to turn that shit around

Nah breh, we are doomed. It's too late to turn back.
Even if China somehow manages to take over, it will be communism and no individuality all around. Don't even get me started on India somehow miraculosuly becoming no.1
>I know; implying USA is still no.1

it's weird cause in terms of obesity rates we are one of the fattest countries on earth (depending on the year, usually in the top 3). if you live in an inner city you might not get that impression but go out to a small town and most people will be fat cunts

I really dont understand how you guys have gotten this low, when I was a kid the US didnt have these problems it seemed. Hell the US was known as a prudish country where Nipplegate was a national disaster it seemed and generally violence was more socially acceptable than oversexualisation. Fast forward a few years and your popmusic-videos look like softcore porn and underage girls are twerking in bootyshorts for the whole world to see. I guess it is kinda like that kid that never was allowed to drink a single drop of alcohol until he turned 21 and then he gets blackout drunk and becomes a drug addict. Maybe sometimes moderation is key, but I mean I am just someone looking in from the outside but it really is a mystery to me how it couldve gotten this bad this quickly.

you should stay in your basement - then you won't have to see things that make you uncomfortable (and remind you of your self loathing)

Actually I'm a Germanfag

I remember that stupid shit with Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson. God, that was all over the news. You are exactly right with the development and course this country has taken. However, as outsiders it's difficult to really see the problem this country has.
Not saying that my country doesn't have any.

I'm fucking zee brah

Because he was one of us :(

It's like seeing that one kid make it big after getting out of your small shithole neighbourhood.

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