Would a Veeky Forums user date me? I'm a personal trainer

Quit posting this ugly kike

Put a picture of yourself with a timestamp, stop being a pathetic larper. sage

i would date you if you had a sex change. girls are gross

>thinking of u hurting
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I would ;)

Thats a trap user....

t. unsorted

assuming that is you? based off appearance alone, no.

what are "you" in to?

I would do good things to you, such as dancing, hand holding and intense intercourse in the missionary position. Please be in Roterdam.

Lol I wouldn't take fitness advice from someone who looks like that

Sort yourself out dude

Slay the dragon and rescue your father from the underworld before posting here shill

Imagine falling for this

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nice bait but regardless

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You look like you have a strong hip drive. Would meet your parents.

t. Sortlet

do you have a feminine benis??

So every day is ab day? You have tiny arms with no definition, no delts, your traps are non-existent, you have chicken legs and no butt. WTF

Clean your room women and yes I would give you the dick.

I wouldn't date you at all

>that dirty room
>That bum look
I'm sure she waiting to marry some rich dude who has to give her money
>fuck outta here

>I'm a personal trainer.
Not with that posture you are

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You look gr8 let me move in.

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t. Day 14 nofap

you have to know that one does not date due to looks only, that's one night stands
a gf needs to have some substance

No one wants to be there, friend.

this is true, I can't even say that all we have is each other here.

That's not you. Timestamp of gtfo.

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you're not a buff dude so no, fuck off

That's the desperation talking. You're better than that

PT? Doesn't that stand for pretty thang? Haha, I'm Dave. We should get coffee sometime.

>messy fucking room
>posts selfies online, Veeky Forums of all places
>iPhone

No thanks. What a fucking waste

(((oy vey)))

do milk

cutie pie

i would!

only if you were into romantic pegging

>iPhone
Sorry, I'm notch into that.

you look like chloe

I instantly assume that any female that wears those stupid shoes is a nigger slut

How's your foot game? OP pic doesn't tell me much.

not me

>personal trainer
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kek, what a dumb hooar

What is this like solid 7.5/10? You're not "plain" but you're better than average (low bar). If you wanna be a trad wife I'll date you op. How is your personality?

got to be the least flattering photo ever lol

clean your room and get a real bed, you live like a nigger

why do you post this

>Would a Veeky Forums user date me?

lol at this point I would date anyone who was at least moderately pretty and not a cunt

I can see you problem user, you eat bread. Yup that's it try to prove me wrong.
>You can't

I would
How do you get a fit girl to be a gf?

I don't even lift and am as fit looking as you

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This is a trap

Show penis

Only if she doesn't eat bread

posting the censored version, thank you for respecting this christian board user.

that's photoshopped, r-right user?

I've seen a few shops in my time user and I can tell by judging by the pixels...

Are you a trap? If not you’re kinda hot, timestamp tho.

Put up a sign that says “hi Veeky Forums”

Have it hanging out of your vagina

I mean I wouldn’t complain

>that dirty ass room
no show some goddam respect when taking photos you filthy slut

You got better genetics than OP even though you look like a trap

>Room too messy
>3/10 at best
Regardless
>Pls b in london

I’d fuck you but then you’d get all clingy and shit so I’d probably slap you around as an excuse to break up with you. Then we would probably get back together and it would be a vicious cycle

Jaiden is adorable. You know, for a ching chong chinawoman with a sideways vagina

Jaiden?

She is 50% Asian

Are you a boy or girl

Maybe, but where do you keep your boobs?

>censored nips
I'm dying KEK

Ok so her slit is only rotated 45 degrees. Better?

His advice is actually pretty good. Watch some of his videos

The one where he talks about trying to become the man you wish your father was changed my life

Would bang

Show us your nostrils.

I would but I still have fat on me.

BEtter

That body doesn’t have a feminine anything

sort yourself friend

cringe

No neck? No date.

>attention-whoring larper

You look like the kind of guy that spends the whole night talking about acceptance and love maaaaan until someone doesn't give you another cigarette and you start to talk about how heinous and bogus someone is/

I'd personally train you if you know what i mean

Probably not date. Jaw isn't defined enough and your obliques are proportional... Eyelids are cute though.

Location?

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You snort coke?