Lift to achieve high school oneitis

tfw get your oneitis after months of plotting

probably has to do with the angle it's taken from. Here's a different one.

Sheesh she looks 5 times better in this pic than the first one

she looks bad in both

And here I was complaining that my chick has a six pack but no tits. Sorry user.

well how fucking much do I need to lift in order to get a qt alternative gf?

5 × 0 = 0
idk what you're trying to say user

But 1 *5=5

Get better taste, jesus that bitch is gross

quick maths

>5'10
>user 6'10
>No longer manlet mode because user lowered standards for me

Thanks user!

>get fit for hs crush
>check fb a few years later
>she married some skinny manlet

>having a oneitis

You don't, alternative girls are grotty and unfeminine, and will cheat on you constantly.

how did this beta get a girlfriend at all?

You have absolute shit taste OP

if she is 5'10 then she is a fucking orc wideset halfbreed. get a fucking wide load sticker for that bitch

beautiful hobbit couple

shes with a faggot and a bogdanoff. you're fucked bud

I've seen better looking men, and I'm not talking about the numale

My first love became VERY fat. She also aged very bad... Looks 10-15 years older than me. Weird feels.

THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED

my high school oneitis legitimately looked like a 40year old soon not long after turning 22

WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES

The absolute state of white people

Because you're an uninteresting boring as fuck person whose only hobby is browsing a balochistani cymbal emporium and picking up weight and putting them back down. You're an utter dullard who's deluded himself into believing lifting is going to fill the gaping void that is your lack of personality.
/r9k/ is here to stay forever, huh?

Be a junkie artist.

Did we just find where Edward Snowden is?

soyboi

I'll be honest here, I'd plough that fuck piggy.
The redhead can watch

RIG (rest in grease)

you worked very hard to give her something she didn't want.
we do this a lot. we run as fast as we can down a path that won't do us any good, just so we could say that we tried out hardest.

she's still a fat slob.
Get over her

how the fuck is that your oneitis OP that's pathetic

he was beeeeeeeeeing himself :^)

oneitis can strike from anywhere at anytime and can last from a minute to a lifetime. it does not discern between high and low tier roasties, incels or chads. it is indiscriminate and uncaring.

yup, it's just something that clicks, they can be like a objective 6/10 but for you there is no one more beautiful

>objective
Is this the new literally?

That was your oneitis? Absolutely disgusting, even if she was fit.

If that is Seaside Heights NJ, then let it go bro there are better girls out there. She seems basic as shit now.

>Choker
Let her go, it's over

What part of oneitis do you retarded faggot niggers not understand?

The "tis" part. It seems unnecessary. Why not call her a onei or oney? Seems more appropriate. She was my "oney" cause she was never my honey.

The key concept.

Allow me to reiterate: absolutely disgusting. Whether you define that as the girl herself, or your taste in women, either or is acceptable.

IT IS OUT OF HIS CONTROL

White the term for a guy who whiteknights another guy?

...

I think its 'someone who too has suffered under the plague of oneitis'

She looks like a 4/10 honestly dude

not an argument retard

I had oneitis(es?) but they were actually attractive

you know nothing of suffering.

I'd say a 5 in the face. My 5 that is lmaBRRAAAAPPPPLOP oops

If you've got personal experience with that I'd like to hear that story

Call the guy out and fight him. If you beat the shit out of him in front of her she won't be able to sum up the slightest bit of attraction for him anymore even if she tries.
Other option is to try and condition yourself to realize you're infatuated and she probably isn't that valuable of a person in the first place

get the fuck over it moron. either steal her from that hippie thing or stop being a bitch and find someone else.
>muh oneitis
stop being a victim

she looks like she's about to drag him back to her den to eat him

thought your oneitis was pic related for a second there

I get it, idiot. Just telling you to get the fuck over it, and you can do better

It looks like she's seen Cock City. Let her go bro

Lmfao dude she looks like a Tolkien Orc.

ha your oneitis is dating a FtM hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

it really wouldn't be hard to steal her from something like that

Looks like she's shaking him down for lunch-money.

Most appropriate thread to dump this, we're all gonna make it, if not in the way we thought we would

LONDON
ONE
NIGHT
D
O
N

That's what you call a Highschool oneitis?

Holy fuck if this is good looking by your standards then half of my Highschool was genetically manufactured world class supermodels.

nah tho, I feel you, the first girl I ever loved (like from kindergarten and elementary school and shit) turned into a morbidly Obese SJW, kinda bummed out cause she was the only girl that every understood me.

We'll get through it:

"And the sun will rise
Dawn will break through the blackest night
Distant in its glow
This shall pass be still and know!"
youtube.com/watch?v=fw96olokWPE

LONDON
ONE
NIGHT
DOING
O
N

WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES

Now you can cuckold him.

LONDON
ONE
NIGHT
DOING
OPIOIDS
N

LONDON
ONE
NIGHT
DOING
OPIOIDS
NIGGER

why do you care about such an ugly whore?
lol

im so greatfull for her pornos

>she's taller than her skinny faggot bf
lmao, if she's willing to date below her league, then you must be all sorts of fucked up, OP.

L O N D O N
O N E
N I G G E R
D
O
N

What an absolute shit oneitis to crush over lmao

LMAO jesus christ my man how tf is that your oneitis do you live somewhere with only ugly people so you latched onto the first 4/10 you could find?

fuck off

Can someone explain the London thing?

Why do they look like midgets

>user posts body in thread
>tinytrip (famous manlet tripfag) says Pls b in London
>confirming what other people were saying, said user was a trap
>people make fun of tinytrip and say London for short now.

You gotta reply this to her now

Thanks guys but I think I've got this

>browsing a balochistani cymbal emporium
my sides are in orbit

>feminine face
>long hair
>shitty juvenille stubble "beard"
>stupid hat and glasses
>jean shorts
>stupid shoes and socks

That's not a man, that's a FtM degenerate lmao.
Also your units is a fucking vile beast.

What the fuck, man?

Not him but I've fucked plenty of "taken" (had bf, engaged, married) alt-chicks cause they seem to love my card carrying republican cock lmao. They're all filthy whores.

Lol yeah I've only been fucking girls about 10 years younger then me lately (am oldfag, 33) so when I see girls I went to high school with I'm just like wtf lmao they're so old.

>she puts on weight

Learn 2 read, numbnuts

underrated post, thats one of the best things ive ever read

Thats cool sounds like youve got stuff in common, not to be autistic but it looks like youre backing down from leading. Just sort the date and cut (down) the chat.

Back when I was on tinder I had these circular conversations with these nice/hot girls, and it was so obvious in retrospect that I should have just cut to the chase and asked them out.

Took too long and they stopped replying, even though we were still in the middle of the convo and seemed to get along.